Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Embach 44,837]

18 minutes ago, World At War said:

 

honestly, this is what i expect from a country record. a short tracklist, collaborations with friends and family, americana themes, a cover of a classic... so knowing lana this is now a trap record with eighteen tracks, seven different features and lyrics about the korean war

Not gonna lie I'd eat both "album scenarios" up

[Lana Del Dufrene 11,259]

20 minutes ago, World At War said:

 

honestly, this is what i expect from a country record. a short tracklist, collaborations with friends and family, americana themes, a cover of a classic... so knowing lana this is now a trap record with eighteen tracks, seven different features and lyrics about the korean war

Exactly!

[DrippingPeaches 568]

1 hour ago, Candy Necklace said:

on June 7, 2021 Kamala Harris infamously said "Do Not Come" which quickly became an internet meme

6 months later on December 4, 2021 Lana wore a Jacket with a DNC patch on it at the Variety Hitmaker awards, where she said she wants to collaborate with Migos

3 years later on June 27th, the first presidential debate happens and it's not looking good for Biden. A day later Lana Del Rey announces her collaboration with Quavo from Migos- which she hinted at wearing the DNC jacket  3.5 years ago. July 4th, 2024, Lana Del Rey releases Tough, filled with American/patriotic symbolism. A week later Joe Biden drops out of the presidential race and Kamala Harris is announced as the democratic candidate. Kamala Harris will announce Lasso at the DNC confirmed!! 

 

kamala harris edging femdom queen

[American Whore 51,649]

no to i talk to jesus on any album, keep that thing far away from it

 

here's my made up tracklist for funsies

 

Lasso

1. Lasso

2. His Cowgirl is Gone (henry retitled)

3. In the Mountains, Your Girl Still Writes Her Songs (Feat. Dolly Parton)

4. Bridges I've Never Crossed - But Burned

5. Stupid For Being So Happy

6. Zodiac + Killer Interlude/Outro

7. John Wayne Never Cried - And Neither Have I

8. The Stars Are The Same Above Hollywood And Tennessee

9. Submit Your Statements, My Lawyer is Calling

10. Tireswing

11. Fully Loaded

12. Rodeo Nights

13. Still Scared of the Woman Who Raised Me

DLX

14. Stand By Your Man

15. Do Right

16. Walkin After Midnight

17. Three Cigarettes In An Ashtray

 

[Thats why they call me Dita 10,264]

Why does “has anyone else died for you” actually match the sound of the song from the Fenway intro 

 

like maybe it’s cos you can sing that in the same timing as the “past present future I see in you”

[venice biotch 7,486]

6 minutes ago, Thats why they call me Dita said:

Why does “has anyone else died for you” actually match the sound of the song from the Fenway intro 

 

like maybe it’s cos you can sing that in the same timing as the “past present future I see in you”

what if "has anyone else died for you" is the opening line of lasso :delulu:
 

[Lana Del Dufrene 11,259]

19 minutes ago, American Whore said:

no to i talk to jesus on any album, keep that thing far away from it

 

here's my made up tracklist for funsies

 

Lasso

1. Lasso

2. His Cowgirl is Gone (henry retitled)

3. In the Mountains, Your Girl Still Writes Her Songs (Feat. Dolly Parton)

4. Bridges I've Never Crossed - But Burned

5. Stupid For Being So Happy

6. Zodiac + Killer Interlude/Outro

7. John Wayne Never Cried - And Neither Have I

8. The Stars Are The Same Above Hollywood And Tennessee

9. Submit Your Statements, My Lawyer is Calling

10. Tireswing

11. Fully Loaded

12. Rodeo Nights

13. Still Scared of the Woman Who Raised Me

DLX

14. Stand By Your Man

15. Do Right

16. Walkin After Midnight

17. Three Cigarettes In An Ashtray

 

OMG I NEED WALKIN ACTER MIDNIGHT (but only if its the slower version )

[ldrzodiac 1,417]

1 hour ago, Embach said:

It wouldn't be a normal pre-release thread in LanaBoards without Twitter insiders, desperate ex-fans and Satanic summoning on one page 

I’m crying 😭😭

[SuperMegaStan 10,023]

No homeymoon UO exclusive restock. No NFR UO exclusive restock. No news of Lasso in sight. what is she doing... she had a great start and chose to vacay in the midway

[DCooper 37,156]

They do say that no news is good news 

[NikoGo 61,444]

8 minutes ago, DCooper said:

They do say that no news is good news 

 
The fact that the last ‘’’news’’’ we got was “Well jeez 🙄 what can I even say now 🙄” 

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 6,282]

20 minutes ago, SuperMegaStan said:

she had a great start and chose to vacay in the midway

in her Dua Lipa era

[ultraviolence69 26]

AI made Lasso cover art concept

https://imgur.com/a/MuipOib

 

Imagine this type of pic shot by Neil with his signature psychedelic style

Edited August 19 by ultraviolence69

[DCooper 37,156]

53 minutes ago, NikoGo said:

 
The fact that the last ‘’’news’’’ we got was “Well jeez 🙄 what can I even say now 🙄” 

 

[Candy Necklace 8,164]

I have hope she'll say something at these next few shows, she did perform Tough and release it a couple weeks later after all

[American Whore 51,649]

1 minute ago, Candy Necklace said:

I have hope she'll say something at these next few shows, she did perform Tough and release it a couple weeks later after all

when she starts off the shows with the album date but the setlist is all new songs from lasso and she sings them yet nobody sings along because nobody knows them yet and she takes it as a sign to not release the album, then what

[Lasso 13,288]

1 minute ago, American Whore said:

when she starts off the shows with the album date but the setlist is all new songs from lasso and she sings them yet nobody sings along because nobody knows them yet and she takes it as a sign to not release the album, then what

 

5 thousand people, dead silent

[Make me your Dream Life 88,717]

So how are we flexing our brains in creatively making excuses today? 

[shadesofblue 16,689]

1 hour ago, Lasso said:

 

5 thousand people, dead silent

the dead silence being people cheering 

50 minutes ago, Make me your Dream Life said:

So how are we flexing our brains in creatively making excuses today? 

She’s getting her beauty sleep for Europe and announcement after of course  

[helloheaven 589]

my fake lasso tracklist

side A
1. preach to the road dust i kicked up in the night
2. lasso 
3. henry, come on
4. in god's time
5. alabama shoals
6. sunset remuda
7. california style reins ft. nikki lane
8. stand beside her
9. ...and guide her (interlude)

 

side B
10. hey blue baby
11. out with a bang
12. willow bends to the tempest
13. the moonbeam song (harry nilsson cover)
14. smokeless gunpowder
15. his ale
16. ex-glory
17. stand by your man
18. dude ranch x TJF (by ivory almond with ivory almond's official lyrics)