Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

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[Daytona Beach Sparkler 5,460]

Hi LanaBoards,

I'm an insider who is Lana's friend's cousin 4 times removed and I can confirm that an unheard old Lizzy Grant demo called "Doing Coke Behind The Willow Tree In The Louisiana Swamp" will be featured on Lasso!  

[venice biotch 7,556]

14 minutes ago, Daytona Beach Sparkler said:

Hi LanaBoards,

I'm an insider who is Lana's friend's cousin 4 times removed and I can confirm that an unheard old Lizzy Grant demo called "Doing Coke Behind The Willow Tree In The Louisiana Swamp" will be featured on Lasso!  

um who are you? cause I dont recall having a twin, you are lying!! i talked to lana and she played the whole finished album to me and there isnt a track called "doing Coke..." but there is one "Lemon tree from you in my living room" and its a reworked song from 2003. the whole album is very country/cuntry.

a lyric from the album 

"I found you at ellie and mason house, you were doing crack with Donatella VERSACE💜 in the summertime..."

track 9 is a diss on the grammys

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22 minutes ago, venice biotch said:

um who are you? cause I dont recall having a twin, you are lying!! i talked to lana and she played the whole finished album to me and there isnt a track called "doing Coke..." but there is one "Lemon tree from you in my living room" and its a reworked song from 2003. the whole album is very country/cuntry.

a lyric from the album 

"I found you at ellie and mason house, you were doing crack with Donatella VERSACE💜 in the summertime..."

track 9 is a diss on the grammys

No no it’s a diss track on Patty called ‘Mama's House Ain't Home No More’

 

Lyrics -
Mama's house ain't home no more

It’s just a ghost of what it was before

Tennessee nights, Texas blues

But all that’s left are broken truths.  
 

Mama was a bitch to me, she didn’t like that I could dream.  
 

It then breaks out into this crazy trap country bridge and outro…she’s just repeating it over and over mama is a bitch to me. 

[American Whore 51,675]

20 minutes ago, venice biotch said:

um who are you? cause I dont recall having a twin, you are lying!! i talked to lana and she played the whole finished album to me and there isnt a track called "doing Coke..." but there is one "Lemon tree from you in my living room" and its a reworked song from 2003. the whole album is very country/cuntry.

a lyric from the album 

"I found you at ellie and mason house, you were doing crack with Donatella VERSACE💜 in the summertime..."

track 9 is a diss on the grammys

 

girl lana played me the first song on Lasso and it's about meeting Elle at Dillards and then at the club

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5 hours ago, Placid said:

Dear Lanaboards,

  I recently got to listen to the Lasso album and i have to say that you all are gonna be shocked with some things. You can ask me questions and i’m going to answer them until 5pm est. I’m not an insider i’m just a lana fan who was lucky enough to know the right people.

The only thing i’m saying for now is that the things Jinn said to you are completely fake. 

Sure hun 

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[Crys10 2,958]

I’m contemplating my existence and reality after reading all the last few posts in this thread. 

[Embach 45,089]

Manifesting amazing vocals! I need variety of low and high vocals in the songs. Henry Come On had that low Tropico 2013 era vocals, I kinda missed. So did Country Roads

[American Whore 51,675]

i'm manifesting at least 1 song with jazzy, saxophoney New Orleans swamp jazz

 

It's the voodoo, New Orleans south

[Make me your Dream Life 88,871]

september? 

[Sunbather Moonchaser 2,485]

Now that there's no upcoming shows and no album news my life feels empty  Idk how did I survive every other pre-release era but after I joined Lanaboards I've suddendly grown more impatient I'm blaming y'all

[Sunset Opal 4,321]

Kalmia…

 

[shadesofblue 16,921]

im crying why are all these attention seekers trying to schedule appointments to share their fake info can elle please clock these dupes

[gasstationkween 5,634]

Track 2. Kamala and Donald (Hands Across The Barricade) 

I listened to this surf noir country fusion masterpiece the other day with a really big music exec super cool

[The Grants 13,562]

i really need elle or any mod to just confirm they are dupes so we can start pointing fingers

[Venice Peach 54,376]

Omg Lasso title track lyrics leaked 

Spoiler

Welcome to the show yeah this the rodeo

The bull I ride is not mechanical

Peak under my dress, Marilyn Monroe

I got a cowboy, the boy is gung ho

Better than me? Oh no, not one hoe

Big buckle on his cowboy hat low

He said he packin', I said pack more

 

[meIanchoIia 1,068]

Spoiler

La-la-la-la

Love me or hate me

I'm going to leave

'cause it's only my dark city.....

 

[The Grants 13,562]

OMG Y’ALL THESE NEW LYRICS ON DBREE???

Spoiler

I'm outta town
Thuggin' with my rounds
My coochie pink
My bootyhole brown
Where the n*****?
I'm looking for the hoes
Quit playin' n****
Come suck a bitch toes

🦶

[Mer 62,533]

What did the head clown say to the rest of the clowns? 
 

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