Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou 8,652]

33 minutes ago, heroindealer said:

is this the most annoying album rollout of hers that we’re not even sure is scrapped or not plus it might be country and boring n*kki lane esque 

Norman was on another level. Teasing Happiness is a Butterfly in March, releasing Mariners and VB in September and then dead silence until the following summer regarding release date was my Vietnam  

[NikoGo 60,597]

6 minutes ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

 

 

Let’s not forget that she went live on IG in December, saying the album was done and mastered. She then posted a snippet of love song on NYE, we got hope early January… and then complete silence. And when we got magazine interviews, it was for Violet… May was exciting because of Doin Time… but we were told it was supposed to be for the Sublime doc only. It’s with her July shows that we got some hints it was coming in the next month  And then she decided to record Looking for America and rush release it… on the day she was supposed to release the greatest and Fuck it I love you. It was stressful to say the least. 

AND her random “it’s done but who knows when it’ll come out” tweet in March on Miss Daytona 

 

but yeah I forgot about google leaking TG/FIILY 

 

and fans are STILL shocked that she teased a snippet a month ago and didn’t release it 

 

Personally I blame her label, because if she could just release what she wants when she wants I think we’d get music SO much faster. But the label cares about making sure it’s prime release time. That’s why if Lasso isn’t released this year I think it’s the label’s decision and not hers 

[Lana Del Dufrene 10,125]

And when lasso is only 9 songs, two of them feature n*kki lane and another two are hey baby blue and am i stupid for being so happy then what?

[Pink Champagne 9,441]

17 minutes ago, aGlassShipThatCanFly said:

Norman was on another level. Teasing Happiness is a Butterfly in March, releasing Mariners and VB in September and then dead silence until the following summer regarding release date was my Vietnam  

Baby we were in the trenches

[BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou 8,652]

1 minute ago, DemonMic2003 said:

And when lasso is only 9 songs, two of them feature n*kki lane and another two are hey baby blue and am i stupid for being so happy then what?

This is so darksided 

[Lana Del Dufrene 10,125]

1 minute ago, aGlassShipThatCanFly said:

This is so darksided 

 

edit: oh and theres a country rework for pawn shop blues but it features taylor swift

[Americen Whore 10,118]

I thought something happened when I read “Hot!” 

[Lana Del Dufrene 10,125]

Who made the lasso survivor again?

[Lasso 13,193]

when's it gonna be my turrrrrn

when will I get to come

[menslayer 18,826]

28 minutes ago, DemonMic2003 said:

And when lasso is only 9 songs, two of them feature n*kki lane and another two are hey baby blue and am i stupid for being so happy then what?

i wouldn’t be mad 

[AW Pussy 4,899]

not this thread being HOT again like..... 

[X8vinylScratchX 4,561]

28 members on this thread…

 

All for an album that will never come out 😐

My Lasso hype died with the “OH GOD” statement

[Honeymoonwitch 1,518]

I thought an insider said something or Ben posted something 😭 stop making this thread hot when there’s nothing new 😭

[dxniell 1,560]

1 hour ago, DemonMic2003 said:

 

edit: oh and theres a country rework for pawn shop blues but it features taylor swift

ive never actually read a message on here and actually had a real visceral reaction until now thanks for putting this horrid idea in my head

[Lana Del Dufrene 10,125]

Just now, dxniell said:

ive never actually read a message on here and actually had a real visceral reaction until now thanks for putting this horrid idea in my head

Anytime xx /j

[ChaoticLipster 24,539]

Let’s not act like we are shocked by anything Lana does, we all know her routine of fake album dates and titles and teasing songs that take months and months to release to the point nobody cares anymore.  It’s all expected, but doesn’t mean to say the album is going to be bad. 
 

Also If she’s releasing an album with Nikki Lane features the critics won’t be too pleased, as I’m not sure they found Breaking Up Slowly to be anything spectacular.  So I’m actually less concerned about that, despite Lana seeming like she’s Nikki’s conjoined Twin.

[X8vinylScratchX 4,561]

1 hour ago, DemonMic2003 said:

 

edit: oh and theres a country rework for pawn shop blues but it features taylor swift

This would actually affect my mental health in irreparable ways

[Candy Necklace 7,271]

Yeah this pre-release is nowhere near as bad as Norman. That was pure torture 

[Americen Whore 10,118]

3 minutes ago, Candy Necklace said:

Yeah this pre-release is nowhere near as bad as Norman. That was pure torture 

I’m afraid this is turning into norman’s pre-release, snippets, live performances, rumors, unknown release date 

[menslayer 18,826]

5 minutes ago, Americen Whore said:

I’m afraid this is turning into norman’s pre-release, snippets, live performances, rumors, unknown release date 

that means this album is a second coming of her magnum opus NFR!