LanaBoards Next Top Model (Finale Today!)

[Surf Noir 190,764]

8 minutes ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

Some of you have been photographed in front of a green screen…

 

i fear they have... but not me! i was photographed in front of an actual beach that actually means so much to me... you can see the turquoise waves crashing gently against the sandy shore, you can hear the seagulls flying above you, and you can feel the cold water against your freshly-pedicured toes...

 

[Lindsay Lohan 7,736]

Miranda Cosgrove submitted by @lmdr for Week 2 of Aquatic Chic

 

[bunoner 5,604]

Just now, Surf Noir said:

 

i fear they have... but not me! i was photographed in front of an actual beach that actually means so much to me... you can see the turquoise waves crashing gently against the sandy shore, you can hear the seagulls flying above you, and you can feel the cold water against your freshly-pedicured toes...

 

Seagulls are known to fly above trash, sister.

[Surf Noir 190,764]

Just now, bunoner said:

Seagulls are known to fly above trash, sister.

 

actually they're known to fly above the sea  i think you're mistaking them for raccoons which aren't even birds...

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,098]

3 minutes ago, bunoner said:

Seagulls are known to fly above trash, sister.

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,084]

Confessional:

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After today’s Events, I’m so entirely shaken up like a healthy smoothie from Panera bread, melting at the sight of  a beautiful star.

 

The crazed lady lunged at me and called me an old battered fish what does she mean? the theme is aquatic yes and i do love myself a buttered tilapia but i cant help but imagine what would Kamala Harris do in this situation. #WWKHD
Taylor swift if you are reading this just know my life is in your hand and blood boils the owl turns at midnight 

 

So shaken up I forgot…

Love, Jane 

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,084]

13 minutes ago, Lindsay Lohan said:

Miranda Cosgrove submitted by @lmdr for Week 2 of Aquatic Chic

 

Childish. Pragmatic. Annoying.

Not a fan. 

Consider me a hater. 
quite unladylike too. 

Be more aware.Love, Jane.

[shadesofblue 7,312]

2 hours ago, southbeachswing said:

I needed a cigarette. It's chic.

anyone want a hit? I think this is why Beyoncé didn’t submit last week, sorry everyone!

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,098]

2 minutes ago, shadesofblue said:

anyone want a hit? I think this is why Beyoncé didn’t submit last week, sorry everyone!

I would love, But I’m headed out for the night - Watch Yourself 

[shadesofblue 7,312]

6 minutes ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

I would love, But I’m headed out for the night - Watch Yourself 

Let’s smoke another time

I’ll bring an extra joint just for yourself darling

 

[Daytona Beach Sparkler 3,147]

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Confessional:

It's barely W2 and things are already getting wild; The girls are fighting, exchanging CDs, getting high on lean, and Little Miss CO2 Emissions broke into the premises. I have a feeling that this is gonna be a long ride that'll get even crazier as time progresses. Anyways, RuPaul knows that I'm onto her little slick games so she's starting to accuse me of wild things. I don't write anti-drag poetry, I write anti-being-a-drag poetry. Period.

 

[shadesofblue 7,312]

Confessional:

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I’m not sure if the girls are shading me for “using a green screen” or being a copy cat-  but I would never do such a thing! My aquatic chic picture was taken at the beach in Malibu with my blue flowy dress and white heels and I looked fab. I mean, who doesn’t wear heels to the beach anyways? I took my pic during sunrise after I went from club, to bar, to another club, then back to the first club so I might look a little tired!  
 

The contestants are looking great so far. That intruder girl better be careful - Jane is out for blood and so are the others. Thankfully we have security and TMZ for exposing her. 
might have some of Britney’s lean… smoking made me crave some 

 

[Embach 22,929]

6 hours ago, Surf Noir said:

why do i smell pumpkin spice lattes, jet fuel, and contempt?

THIS MADE ME CACKLE LMAOOO

[sparklrtrailrheaven 8,631]

 

I got so relaxed in the water tank that I almost forgot to submit, but here's the product! My aquatic couture look combines the very unglamorous happening of being shipwrecked with the grace of Shakespeare's Ophelia. And I even wrote a concept album about it!:

 

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[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 2,938]

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I had the WORST night. I was trying to attain my 12 hour beauty sleep as per usual, however there was so much racket that I only slept a mere 7 hours. While I was having my usual prophetic dreams, this awful blonde woman came into my room and SPIT in my mouth. Apparently she used to be a contestant- I guess they just let anyone in here. I was also woken up at around 3 am when Naomi came into my room extremely drunk and kept repeating the word "Cerulean"- it honestly felt like a fever dream. Anyway, why is the coffee situation so poor at the LBNTM house? It looks like we only have drip coffee- where's me espresso?

 

[Rorman Nockwell 54,452]

9 hours ago, bunoner said:

Some of you have been photographed at the beach, and some of you in pools, perhaps with a dollar store mermaid tail. Me? I'm here once again to remind you that none of you are on the same level as me. Other than my beautiful outfit, I came prepared with a bottle of lean to share with RuPaul.

 

 

I don't like this entry I think it's really bad

Where are the sharks

[ultrabanisters 38,432]

confessional

 

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well.... some of these submitted 'looks'... all i’m gonna say is just like my hit album, these looks are less inhospitable and more hospital...

 

anxiously waiting @Lindsay Lohan 's thoughts on our looks. it’s been 20 hours of suspense, but i have a good feeling about our looks this week. i can still smell rupauls @Paris Hilton stank pvss from that lemon bathwater she made too

 

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 2,938]

(in)patiently awaiting @Lindsay Lohan's critiques... if someone in our novel alliance @ultrabanisters@Surf Noir doesn't win, i'm going to throw hands

 

[Lindsay Lohan 7,736]

-- SUBMISSIONS CLOSED --

 

The judges are judging...

 

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 2,938]

LMAO did Jane forget to submit  I guess the dementia is setting in