Lana Del Dreams

[bel air rose 11,631]

[Dominikx4 25,416]

i had the sinultaneously bedt and worst Lana dream of my life:

 

I was at some event, and Lana was suddenly announced as a surprise performer in the on-ground theater. Due to corona, they only filled the theater to about 1/5th capacity, and noone really noticed Lana was playing.

So I took my seat and got my phone ready to record shen I saw the setlist on a piece of paper. Lana would close with Happiness Is A Butterfly, followed by Yayo

 

We're a few songs in which I didnt really record because they were old BTD songs when my phone decided to no longer record. I was panicking, restarted my phone etc, all while suddenly Till It Happens To You by Lady Gaga starts playing? And I thought "ohhh theyre gonna do a duet??" but no, Lana just disappeared for the entire song and Gaga didnt actually sing, but rather rap some inspiring message over the instrumental

 

So after that, a voice announced "Let's getready for some romance with Lana Del Rey and her new song Locus" and I was freaking out cuz, yk, new song

My phone actually recorded again by that point and I was so excited

 

But the entire performance was Lana lying on a deck chair and giving an interview to some rando guy :/ 

[urgirl 5,748]

last night I dreamt that Lana accidentally posted her amazon wishlist and the same Clinique foundation I use was on it 

[Elle 121,804]

I love reading this thread. I've had so many Lana dreams, but there's this one I still think about to this day. I probably had it like 2-3 years ago, but it was so beautiful and I wish it was real.

In the dream, I somehow met this guy who had this giant film collection. It's kinda hard to explain, but he was this film collector in New York and he claimed he had tapes stretching out to decades ago. I showed him a picture of Lana in her Lizzy Grant days and asked if he had possibly had anything with her in his film collection. He said he wasn't sure since he had so much, but gave me a key to his film storage room for me to check. There were endless film reels, tapes, discs, etc. everywhere, so I began checking them out to see what I could find. Eventually I came across this stunning footage of Lizzy circa 2006. Her hair was long, wavy, and blonde, tied back in a loose poinytail, and she was wearing a long, baby blue dress with thin straps & a V neckline. She was sitting on a diving board over a pool with one leg tucked under and one loose and wavering, and she was playing her guitar & singing Birds of a Feather. It was absolutely beautiful. The kids were playing in the pool, the sunbathers reading their magazines, and she was just sitting there on the board singing for anyone who was listening. Whoever was filming stayed on her lefthand side recording her for awhile, and then zoomed in the camera to just her face before it cut off. 

I still think about that dream, and I wish such footage existed. It really was so breathtakingly beautiful 

[MargaretThatcher 1,332]

I once had a dream that Lana had me fix her 1981 Mercedes 380 SL. I got it running and Lana was so happy that she adopted me! 

[Venice 6,933]

I finally dreamt of her!!

 

Apparently Lana was walking up and down some highway while on the phone and people were discussing it here. I looked out my bedroom window, and there she was, walking the highway! I felt so overwhelmed and had to find a reasonable excuse to run into her without coming off as a psycho fan. So I told my friend to make pasta with me so we could casually walk by Lana, and hope that she'd see us as normal people just eating from our pasta bowls, on a highway... Lmao. We quickly changed into clothes similar to hers, to "blend in" lol and then in a hurried panic, we kept screwing up the recipe. I remember looking at Lana through the kitchen window and mixing the pasta sauce in a craze. So much anxiety. Then I woke up. My mind 

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,968]

I was hoping there was a thread like this because I’ve had so many dreams about our kween and there’s one common thread in most/all of them: she hates me. Doesn’t want to make eye contact. Doesn’t want to say hi. Doesn’t want to talk. But she will engage the rest of the people around me. 
 

In my dream from 45 minutes ago we were in some tropical destination - looked like Hawaii honestly - and she had booked this huge venue consisting of islands packed with densely planted palm trees towering over the crowds. Each island had a stage in the center where Lana would perform a song or two, and she would walk to the next island via a network of bridges that allowed her to island hop.

 

And that’s where I saw her.

 

I was crossing a bridge on my way to one of the islands with no one around. I remember she was singing and crooning her way to perform at the next island, and I took my phone out to video this incredible interaction (as we all probably would in real life wouldn’t we?). But this moment turned sour when she wouldn’t make eye contact. She wouldn’t acknowledge I was there. I would cheer her on with a “yas kween” or a “yas henny” and I got nothing back from her. It sounds so ridiculous and stupid as I type this LMAO but then other people saw her moments after I did and she would sing with them, smile and wink. She even sat in a circle with a few of them after she stopped singing and just shot the breeze. 
 

*end of dream*
 

Like I said, this is a recurring theme in many dreams that I have with LDR in them, which leads me to wonder is that how things would be IRL? For those of you who have met her as a groupie outside of her concerts or just randomly somewhere what has your interaction been like?
 

By no means is this intended to illicit any kind of “SHE WAS A BITCH” kind of reactions cause honestly if I was a celeb and you wanted a selfie in the morning before my three cups of coffee I might snap at you lmao. We are all entitled to have our off days too. But I bet she would be so sweet and kind in person...at least this is what I choose to believe. 

 

 

[Hallo Heaven 1,119]

OMG This must the best LB thread ever. I've never dreamt of LDR (at least not that I can remember) but I look forward to posting on this thread one day 

I want a parallel universe like this to come into existence ... where you eat pasta on a highway while walking next to LDR, then she goes island hopping in Hawaii and Lizzy soothingly plays guitar by a pool swarming with kiddies... your minds, you all!! 

[partymonster 4,722]

so lana was in my dream last night, she was doing a small show but there were actually two lanas. It was her current self and her old/paradise tour self with her big hair both performing at the same time, it was so weird  ben was also in the dream and i asked him to unblock me on instagram lol

[katebusho 5,078]

huh

[Chestnut Fox Sexy Jesus 3,026]

Wow ok I really did have a dream about cocc but it wasn’t Lana’s - it was Charlie’s 

man was it awkward I was at Lana’s and Chuck and Charlie were there and they were watching some gay porn vid of someone spitting in someone’s ass h*le (ugh Corona) and Charlie was like that ass is hot and I was like uhm interesting I thought Charlie was a bottom I guess I’ma get knocked up then but then I went over to the kitchen to make some tea and I don’t remember why Lana started going off and bitching at me and I sat down on the floor I was very upset lol then everybody left and I think this was me metabolising cocc’s demise lol whatever has become of me - anyhoo Then Charlie came back and was like Y’know Lanz is like that and I was like the lion the witch and the audacity of this bitch anyway cocc better be worth the stress 

[suicideblonde 2,702]

I was living in an underground complex, but we had to take a dangerous journey to the surface in order to listen to Mariners Apartment Complex, which Lana was releasing that day. Our group had some random people from my school including my Spanish teacher and this really homophobic girl Anyway it was a really hard journey and we were all out of air because we had these chains pulling us back but I saved my spanish teacher who almost died (metaphorical representation for me getting a good score on the exam and saving his job?). Then I posted a first person POV to YouTube and it got some views. Then I went to my

room and listened to MAC and all was well.

[Thunder Revenant 20,963]

I dreamt that she released a trailer for CoCC, but it was not really about music. It seemed more like some sort of 80s thriller taking place in some sort of small american fisher port, starring a light-blonde Lana as a bike-riding journalist alongside some Sean-Connery-esque police inspector. The only songs that appeared were a snippet of High By The Beach''s chorus and halfway through the trailer she began to sing Ultraviolence.

[Elle 121,804]

I had a dream last night that she did a private poetry reading at my house lol. There were just 6 of us there with Lana, 4 of my close personal friends and one random stan I see from time to time on twitter who I've literally never spoken to and don't even really know that much about? Not sure why he was invited.

We were all just sitting around the kitchen table. She brought her own copy of Violet and read the title poem for us and two new poems from what would be in Behind the Iron Gates. One of the poems she sang instead of spoke and said it was actually meant to be a song, but because she couldn't find a production she liked, she made it into a poem instead. She also brought this huge rose quartz crystal with her and at the start of one of the poems she held it up to her cheek, and began with the line "Twinkle twinkle little star..." (this is probably bc I was replaying Nicki Minaj's "Starships" on loop right before I went to sleep which features this line. A bop.)

After she was finished reading, she chatted with us for a bit. One of my friends & the random twitter stan were talking to her about Mariah Carey, which somehow led her to talking about her hand tattoos. My friend told her that I wanted the same "Trust No One" tattoo on my hand but wanted her to write it out of me. (Which I don't. I used to though, because the Trust No One sentiment is always true. This moment probably made an appearance in my dream because I posted a picture of her w that hand tattoo in the COTCC Merch Drop Thread yesterday lol.)

She agreed but didn't have a pen, so we went rummaging through some drawers together until we found a thin red sharpie & a thick black one. She wrote out the phrase on my hand with the red, and on a piece of paper with the black. I asked her if she'd also be willing to sign my copy of Violet, so I went looking for it, but for some reason it was a paperback version with a white background beneath the oranges instead of the green leaves (which I knew wasn't right, I was even confused in my dream) and I had scribbled the alphabet (??) in blue pen all over the cover and on the side of the book. I didn't remember doing this and was sort of upset that I had apparently defaced my copy of Violet, so Lana gave me her copy she brought with her and signed it for me. Then we started talking about touring, and I told her I had last seen her in Wichita. She said she loved the midwest, but felt more nervous playing in front of the smaller crowds in small theaters than for the larger crowds at arenas. 

The dream ended somewhere during that conversation talking about touring & shows, and I then woke up with even more enhanced concert fever.

I miss seeing Lana at shows so much, but at least she makes appearances in my dreams every now and then lol x

[past the bushes 30,940]

5 minutes ago, Elle said:

She also brought this huge rose quartz crystal with her and at the start of one of the poems she held it up to her cheek, and began with the line "Twinkle twinkle little star..." (this is probably bc I was replaying Nicki Minaj's "Starships" on loop right before I went to sleep which features this line. A bop.)

i'm dead  it's something she would really do 

[lunar 66]

Ever since the COtCC video was released, I dream alot about wolves and lemons, I swear I can smell them if I wake up 

 

the lemons not the wolves 

Edited February 2, 2021 by lunar

[Rorman Nockwell 56,881]

Last night in my dreams, Lana and Ben abducted me and took me to this ridiculously extravagant hotel that even had its own fountain in the entryway of the room and all this other stuff.

And then they both demanded that I sing You'll Never Walk Alone for a crowd of people and I was like, "but I can't sing and idk the words!" so Lana locked me in the room with a laptop and told me to memorise the words and record myself singing it into the laptop mic and she would come back and check that I did it.

And it was so stressful and awful because I didn't know the words so I just made them up and sang some bullshit. When she came back she thought it was really good and made me go to this clothing store and get fitted for this Paradise tour-esque outfit and I had to go and perform my version of You'll Never Walk Alone for all these people.

The end.

[Beautiful Loser 49,296]

I just woke up. I had the best dream ever, I dreamt that I was playing a COCC vinyl in my bed and the second song was so... ethereal? Very minimalistic. Layered vocals with reverb to create harmonies, and it started with a piano playing similarly to Yayo but in a darker key. I woke up before the chorus started though, but it was really beautiful and I just sat there, trying to hear the lyrics.

The first verse began like this https://voca.ro/1aHgYDJS59T4

[Anthony 3,348]

On 2/4/2021 at 8:45 PM, RormanNockwell said:

Last night in my dreams, Lana and Ben abducted me and took me to this ridiculously extravagant hotel that even had its own fountain in the entryway of the room and all this other stuff.

And then they both demanded that I sing You'll Never Walk Alone for a crowd of people and I was like, "but I can't sing and idk the words!" so Lana locked me in the room with a laptop and told me to memorise the words and record myself singing it into the laptop mic and she would come back and check that I did it.

And it was so stressful and awful because I didn't know the words so I just made them up and sang some bullshit. When she came back she thought it was really good and made me go to this clothing store and get fitted for this Paradise tour-esque outfit and I had to go and perform my version of You'll Never Walk Alone for all these people.

The end.

 

The Dreams Meaning: 

 

This dream means that Lana and her managers will kidnap a "Lana Del Rey lookalike", force her to decorate all the BTD songs - because Lana only sings this, and put the lookalike to perform in her place on tours, since she doesn't seem to want to do that anymore. 

 

Before anything, this is a joke and not a criticism. ?

 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,881]

2 hours ago, Anthony said:

 

The Dreams Meaning: 

 

This dream means that Lana and her managers will kidnap a "Lana Del Rey lookalike", force her to decorate all the BTD songs - because Lana only sings this, and put the lookalike to perform in her place on tours, since she doesn't seem to want to do that anymore. 

 

Before anything, this is a joke and not a criticism. ?

 

Last night I dreamt that Halsey and I worked at some terrible fast food outlet and we had a fight in her car on the way home from our shift and I screamed, " YOU ARE A FAMOUS SINGER. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE DOING THIS JOB ASHLEY?!" and she started crying and said because she needed the money to buy ... beads. 

What does it mean?