Hello Heaven 1,578 Posted May 30, 2013 I really don't want Lana to go down that route, it's a bit desperate if you ask me. But if she made one, I bet it would be awesome, it would smell like roses and 50's hollywood and very sultry, dark and glamorous. I'd put one squirt on and think I was irresistible though and walk really close to everyone, pouting like I was the spitting image and smell of Lana 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cartoon eyes 2,564 Posted May 30, 2013 If it smells like her pussy I will wear it, force others to wear it, sniff it and eat it 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evilentity 13,351 Posted May 30, 2013 Just douse yourself with a bottle of this: 1 Quote Stalking you has sorta become like my occupation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLOODSHOT 3,029 Posted May 30, 2013 I agree with others here, I think it's too early/desperate for Lana to release a fragance. But I would totally buy that shit if it comes out <3 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wryta Thinkpiece 3,345 Posted June 1, 2013 I wrote a really long and informative rant on why my answer is "no" though we all know I'd still buy Lana's for Lana for why I avoid buying celebrity fragrances/products, but I got so excited to click the post button that I just clicked a bookmarked page and lost everything. I'll bitch another time, but for now, I'll just leave it at no; too early to go that route, too good to consider it for a while, too much risk with ended up with something of unreliable quality, and I honestly cannot see Lana releasing a fragrance, I'd find something very odd about her doing that. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwhiteblue 67 Posted June 4, 2013 Oh wow I'd totally buy this, even if it smelt like crap. Im such an uber-fan 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dandelion 19 Posted October 1, 2016 What would you think it would be like? How would it smell? What would the bottle(s) look like? How much would it cost? Would there be a commercial to promote it? And if so, what would the commercial look like? Would you be here for it? etc. This question suddenly popped up in my head as i was looking at a perfume bottle and i thought it would make a nice thread + i was curious what you guys would come up with. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brooklyn Baby 1,974 Posted October 1, 2016 it would smell like roses with a mix of daddy sweat, cigarette smoke, money, and a hint of alcohol. the design would be a dark blue square bottle cause Lana is boring like that 19 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reaper Of Songs 21 Posted October 1, 2016 Daddy's cum mix 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macintosh Manhattan 6,512 Posted October 1, 2016 it would smell like roses with a mix of daddy sweat, cigarette smoke, money, and a hint of alcohol. the design would be a dark blue square bottle cause Lana is boring like that 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cashew 1,826 Posted October 1, 2016 it would smell like roses with a mix of daddy sweat, cigarette smoke, money, and a hint of alcohol. the design would be a dark blue square bottle cause Lana is boring like that There would also be no commercial cuz that's promotion and why would she go out of her way to promote 13 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starryeyedgirl99 195 Posted October 7, 2016 It could be called Honeymoon. 1 Quote Cinnamon in my teeth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thunder Revenant 20,977 Posted October 7, 2016 The commercial would be a messy cut of different scenes from BtD era music videos and swimming underwater-girls while West Coast is playing and a female speaker announces the perfume. Lana would not know of the existance of neither the commercial nor the perfume. 6 Quote Just do it. Just do it - don't wait! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LAman 3,224 Posted October 7, 2016 Did someone make a fake ad for a Lana perfume?? If not, someone with photoshop skillzz should make one...I think @annedauphine would make a great one, something like one of her Lana movie posters. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TRENCH 15,450 Posted October 7, 2016 A Lana perfume would smell like light, salty cologne with the bottle being either blue or dark rose 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Escapism 6,041 Posted October 7, 2016 something with a flower scent (like roses or something) 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperMegaStan 10,023 Posted October 7, 2016 it would be something like tom ford tobacco vanille mix with tuscan leather coz her daddy issues are REAL 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Afterparty 3,025 Posted October 7, 2016 In realism, in the BTD area she would release something cherry or fruity and sweet. In UV, it would be roses, and HM it would be blossomy. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missdelreyxo 3,786 Posted October 12, 2016 she wears creed spring flower 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Party Party 3,532 Posted October 12, 2016 if Lana just bottled her pussy juice, me and @anne would def wear it tbh 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites