Melanie Martinez

[SarcasticBeauty 1,540]

I love Alphabet boy I dont get the hate for it. lol But September 6th? IS SHE INSANE? I felt like we could have done without Carousel. 

[Black Roses 1,216]

Idk why y'all are complaining about the album being released in September when she literally said the film will be done toward the end of summer. She's probably gonna have more things planned before then anyways.   

[Nightmare 9,850]

what is the point of teasing the album this early? a damn mess. she could've release, like, 3 teasers at the end of august and that's it. 

[OverYourHead 6,269]

Hey at least we have a date, meanwhile it’s day 1607 without any word on NFR

 

Edit: Wait wait wait, hold UP. Is she releasing it in September because that’s when kids start school or am I clutching?

[Blue Rev 3,015]

this gap toothed, diaper wearing, idiot 

 

hope she chokes on her pacifier, dumb bitch

 

[abombnd 6,440]

this gap toothed, diaper wearing, idiot 

 

hope she chokes on her pacifier, dumb bitch

 

LMAO WHAT

[Charlottexseax 7,943]

 

it's defo cheap but i guess it's cute? honestly i hope it's the creepiest shit ever cos i aint waiting that fucking long for her rapist ass to dance in a diaper and sing about blue boy or whatever 

[deepseafishing 2,115]

Considering some other artists this year...I won’t even complain about the release date being kinda far away....

[Nightmare 9,850]

she’s answering questions about the album in her stories on insta. the album has 13 tracks and she said she isn’t revealing song titles cause she’s afraid of leaks djdkdks

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

She's teasing the movie so early... smh

 

She's honestly annoying but I'm still excited I guess

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,514]

I love Alphabet boy I dont get the hate for it. lol But September 6th? IS SHE INSANE? I felt like we could have done without Carousel.

 

The randomness from sentence to sentence gave me whiplash Lol

[Nightmare 9,850]

The randomness from sentence to sentence gave me whiplash Lol

[Enigmanotta 866]

so is this bitch going to keep on teasing the album during the whole summer?

is she going to disappear and somehow expect us to patiently wait for it to be released in september?

a complete mess

[Wynwood 19,967]

I can see the amount of backlash she will get for including Pedolita in this film 

im out of the loop. can someone explain to me who this pedolita girl is and what shes done?

[SarcasticBeauty 1,540]

The randomness from sentence to sentence gave me whiplash Lol

 

 

This was literally how my mind jumped. LOL

[Ultra Violet 18,969]

I can see the amount of backlash she will get for including Pedolita in this film 

 

I WISH! Meanwhile there are fan insta pages posting pics of her like "yungelita in 2016, 2017 or 2019? I love her!" I fucking screamed and wanted to write "NONE OF THEM cause we don't stan pedophiles" but we all know how relentless Die Hard Crybaby Fans are.

I think 98% of her fandom don't know or don't care

[baddisease 17,935]

Everyone here mad as hell over September like they're not on a Lana Del Rey stan forum

 

I'm howling

[Ryusei 5,071]

I WISH! Meanwhile there are fan insta pages posting pics of her like "yungelita in 2016, 2017 or 2019? I love her!" I fucking screamed and wanted to write "NONE OF THEM cause we don't stan pedophiles" but we all know how relentless Die Hard Crybaby Fans are.

I think 98% of her fandom don't know or don't care

is there a good exposé post or smth of this chick somewhere? I had no idea who this even is before this thread. 

[Pocket Gay 749]

September is a good month to release music, if you think about it. Especially with all these releases by other artists that are going to be filling up the summer.

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

September is a good month to release music, if you think about it. Especially with all these releases by other artists that are going to be filling up the summer.

Okay, but why to tease the movie so early? She could've teased it 4 or 3 weeks before the official release