Cashew

Its been exactly 423 days since she first mentioned Bartender
413 days since she first mentioned Sylvia
371 days since the first snippet of Happiness
199 days since the release of Venice Bitch and announcement of album title.
....

anyway i hung out with lana in a dream last night and she flipped out her ipod and played me the album except she renamed it to 'bumble' with ugly artwork and the song she played was called 'lola aloha' and i was really hyped that she was letting me know this shit in the dream, so hype that i was trying to type into lanaboards as it was happening, but now i'm like that better not happen cause it's ugly sis

Actually, its for the sheer reason that Lana and this friend may have been at Hillsong or another homophobic church coupled w the fact that Lana has been acting noticeably different ever since hanging out w these new chicks and it has us all justifiably worried but go off I guess sis ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

While misogyny is sadly a problem in the gay community, do keep in mind that a) not all gay men are misogynistic & b) not everyone on lb is a cis gay male. Personally, I'm a woman, and I don't hate pretty blondes. I date pretty blondes. Plus half my friends are models, strippers, sex workers, actresses, makeup artists/beauty bloggers, etc. And quite a few of them live in California, actually! I really don't think I'm prejudiced. I know so many amazing, brilliant women who get treated like brainless bimbos all the time just because they're pretty (and in some cases, blonde). I'm not the type of person who discriminates against others based on looks, and I don't think most lb users are either. I don't recall seeing any hate towards Chuck or Jaime King because of their appearance.
 
These hillsong hoes are just giving off bad vibes. If you're not feeling it, fine, but don't act like everyone who does is just a mIsOgYnIsTiC gAy wEiRdO who's bitter bc they got bullied by a Regina George wannabe in high school lmao

I’m just saying she wasn’t attending a creepy anti-gay “religious” cult until these girls were in the picture ☕ And she used to actually give a fuck about her music as if it was life or death, now she lives for having laughs with the rich white chicks! I’m glad Lana has found/is finding happiness in her life but I’m sick of these ppl and our girl’s shenanigans lately

that girl is what you get if a carefully curated Pinterest board was turned into a person

that girl is what you get if a carefully curated Pinterest board was turned into a person

that girl is what you get if a carefully curated Pinterest board was turned into a person

that girl is what you get if a carefully curated Pinterest board was turned into a person

that girl is what you get if a carefully curated Pinterest board was turned into a person

That girl Lana's with looks like she's LIVING over being photographed by paparazzi's in some photos, I truly can't stand her 

that girl is what you get if a carefully curated Pinterest board was turned into a person

That girl Lana's with looks like she's LIVING over being photographed by paparazzi's in some photos, I truly can't stand her 

that girl is what you get if a carefully curated Pinterest board was turned into a person

that girl is what you get if a carefully curated Pinterest board was turned into a person

That girl Lana's with looks like she's LIVING over being photographed by paparazzi's in some photos, I truly can't stand her 

that girl is what you get if a carefully curated Pinterest board was turned into a person

that girl is what you get if a carefully curated Pinterest board was turned into a person

that girl is what you get if a carefully curated Pinterest board was turned into a person

That girl Lana's with looks like she's LIVING over being photographed by paparazzi's in some photos, I truly can't stand her 

That girl Lana's with looks like she's LIVING over being photographed by paparazzi's in some photos, I truly can't stand her 

that girl is what you get if a carefully curated Pinterest board was turned into a person

that girl is what you get if a carefully curated Pinterest board was turned into a person

that girl is what you get if a carefully curated Pinterest board was turned into a person

ever notice how people who dont have any relationship with the imaginary pervert in the sky are always much more fun to be around. why? cus they dont live their lives monitoring every decision and desire that goes through their brain, and then feeling guilty for wanting certain things, my god it must be exhausting
 
poor foolish lana