Paris Hilton

For this first photoshoot, prepare to be gagged as I reclaim the spotlight, sashaying away those dubious “fracking” accusations that have been going on for some time now. Adorned in a stunning golden outfit, I pay homage to my reign of glory in the oil-rich landscapes of Texas, where this fracking supreme reigns!
 
This is GOLD, henny… GOLD. A tribute to the Golden Days; a tribute to opulence and grandeur, reminiscent of a time when my heart danced amidst the vast Texan terrain. But beyond mere looks, I carry gold with me because I carry all my RuGirl in my heart, who death dropped their way to the pinnacle of drag royalty as America’s Drag Race Superstars. 
 
I’m so happy with my photo shoot and proud to share this vulnerable moment with everyone. 
 
… Anyways, have you ever seen a shinny✨☀️ snatch? 😈🤤 Don’t have to look👀 for one… Here’s my shinny sunny snatch! 🫦👇
 
 

For this first photoshoot, prepare to be gagged as I reclaim the spotlight, sashaying away those dubious “fracking” accusations that have been going on for some time now. Adorned in a stunning golden outfit, I pay homage to my reign of glory in the oil-rich landscapes of Texas, where this fracking supreme reigns!
 
This is GOLD, henny… GOLD. A tribute to the Golden Days; a tribute to opulence and grandeur, reminiscent of a time when my heart danced amidst the vast Texan terrain. But beyond mere looks, I carry gold with me because I carry all my RuGirl in my heart, who death dropped their way to the pinnacle of drag royalty as America’s Drag Race Superstars. 
 
I’m so happy with my photo shoot and proud to share this vulnerable moment with everyone. 
 
… Anyways, have you ever seen a shinny✨☀️ snatch? 😈🤤 Don’t have to look👀 for one… Here’s my shinny sunny snatch! 🫦👇
 
 

For this first photoshoot, prepare to be gagged as I reclaim the spotlight, sashaying away those dubious “fracking” accusations that have been going on for some time now. Adorned in a stunning golden outfit, I pay homage to my reign of glory in the oil-rich landscapes of Texas, where this fracking supreme reigns!
 
This is GOLD, henny… GOLD. A tribute to the Golden Days; a tribute to opulence and grandeur, reminiscent of a time when my heart danced amidst the vast Texan terrain. But beyond mere looks, I carry gold with me because I carry all my RuGirl in my heart, who death dropped their way to the pinnacle of drag royalty as America’s Drag Race Superstars. 
 
I’m so happy with my photo shoot and proud to share this vulnerable moment with everyone. 
 
… Anyways, have you ever seen a shinny✨☀️ snatch? 😈🤤 Don’t have to look👀 for one… Here’s my shinny sunny snatch! 🫦👇
 
 

For this first photoshoot, prepare to be gagged as I reclaim the spotlight, sashaying away those dubious “fracking” accusations that have been going on for some time now. Adorned in a stunning golden outfit, I pay homage to my reign of glory in the oil-rich landscapes of Texas, where this fracking supreme reigns!
 
This is GOLD, henny… GOLD. A tribute to the Golden Days; a tribute to opulence and grandeur, reminiscent of a time when my heart danced amidst the vast Texan terrain. But beyond mere looks, I carry gold with me because I carry all my RuGirl in my heart, who death dropped their way to the pinnacle of drag royalty as America’s Drag Race Superstars. 
 
I’m so happy with my photo shoot and proud to share this vulnerable moment with everyone. 
 
… Anyways, have you ever seen a shinny✨☀️ snatch? 😈🤤 Don’t have to look👀 for one… Here’s my shinny sunny snatch! 🫦👇
 
 

Introducing Our Cast for Cycle 1 of LanaBoards Next Top Model
 
 
Lizzy Grant - @Surf Noir
Naomi Campbell - @DeadSeaOfMercury
Miranda Cosgrove - @lmdr
Lady Gaga - @shadesofblue
Kate Moss - @southbeachswing
RuPaul - @Paris Hilton
Tinashe - @TheBoss
Kate Bush @sparklertrailerheaven
Lana Del Rey - @Daytona Beach Sparkler
Beyonce - @keps2013
Mitski - @ultrabanisters
Britney Spears - @bia
Jane Fonda - @Say Yes to Heaven
Charli XCX - @bunoner
Anya Taylor Joy - @jimmyjimmycocoapuff
Megan Thee Stallion - @DemonMic2003
 

 
 
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The Game:
 
Welcome to LanaBoards Next Top Model, I am your host Lindsay Lohan who will be telling you what to do and then judging you on how well you did it.
 
Each week (every day or so) you will be given a fashion/photoshoot challenge based on a theme.
You have 24 hours to submit ONE photo or you are at risk at being eliminated.
To submit a photo you must send your photo in this thread or DM me.
 
Example:
 
Each week there will also be a winner. The winners prize each week is the power the sabotage one girl of their choosing.
 

 
 
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Week 1 Challenge:
 
We're starting off this competition STRONG. Your first theme is... "CAMP COUTURE"
 
You have 24 hours to submit your campiest photo.
...But remember. This is a fashion competition so be mindful of why you were invited into the section!
 
Our special guest this week who will be helping me critique is the masterful seamstress... @Rorman Nockwell
 
Good Luck!

Hello ladies  starting my first challenge off with this camp 90s runway look
Kate Moss walking for Martine Sitbon, Spring/Summer 1993
 

 
Elegant, graceful, and witchy? and serving face all while holding a magic wand 🪄
 
 

For this first photoshoot, prepare to be gagged as I reclaim the spotlight, sashaying away those dubious “fracking” accusations that have been going on for some time now. Adorned in a stunning golden outfit, I pay homage to my reign of glory in the oil-rich landscapes of Texas, where this fracking supreme reigns!
 
This is GOLD, henny… GOLD. A tribute to the Golden Days; a tribute to opulence and grandeur, reminiscent of a time when my heart danced amidst the vast Texan terrain. But beyond mere looks, I carry gold with me because I carry all my RuGirl in my heart, who death dropped their way to the pinnacle of drag royalty as America’s Drag Race Superstars. 
 
I’m so happy with my photo shoot and proud to share this vulnerable moment with everyone. 
 
… Anyways, have you ever seen a shinny✨☀️ snatch? 😈🤤 Don’t have to look👀 for one… Here’s my shinny sunny snatch! 🫦👇
 
 

Miss Kate Bush 
 

 
I actually posted this photo elsewhere earlier this week, and wow... quilted dress, parking garage, alligator on a leash? Camp couture classic! 

Wait..I forgot her
 

 
THE Jessica Chastain!
 

For this first photoshoot, prepare to be gagged as I reclaim the spotlight, sashaying away those dubious “fracking” accusations that have been going on for some time now. Adorned in a stunning golden outfit, I pay homage to my reign of glory in the oil-rich landscapes of Texas, where this fracking supreme reigns!
 
This is GOLD, henny… GOLD. A tribute to the Golden Days; a tribute to opulence and grandeur, reminiscent of a time when my heart danced amidst the vast Texan terrain. But beyond mere looks, I carry gold with me because I carry all my RuGirl in my heart, who death dropped their way to the pinnacle of drag royalty as America’s Drag Race Superstars. 
 
I’m so happy with my photo shoot and proud to share this vulnerable moment with everyone. 
 
… Anyways, have you ever seen a shinny✨☀️ snatch? 😈🤤 Don’t have to look👀 for one… Here’s my shinny sunny snatch! 🫦👇
 
 

alright alright... THE queen has arrived.
 

LiZzY gRaNt'S cAmP cOuTuRe LoOk!!!
 
 
 
For My look, I Went With A Green And White Top I Bought From The Clearance Section At K-Mart. $5 Jeggings From Forever21. A Barbie Ring From My Little Sister's 7th Birthday Party Many Years Ago. A Robot Toy I Got From An Estate Sale That Does Not Work No Matter What Batteries I Put In It. A Stuffed Sheep I Got At Goodwill. And Last, But CERTAINLY Not Least... My Prized Cat Mask, I Bought It From A Pawn Shop While Pawning My Earrings And The Man Who Sold It To Me Said That The Jewel In The Center Is Not A Plastic Ruby But In Fact An Actual Ruby. I Believe Him.
 
Check Out More Shots By My Sister, Chunk!
 
 

looking camp right in the eye...
 

My characters will have ijbol characteristics:
 
- Rupaul
- Kamala Harris
- Tinashe
 
edit: those who chose me, Paris Hilton (real), as their character better step it up…

My characters will have ijbol characteristics:
 
- Rupaul
- Kamala Harris
- Tinashe
 
edit: those who chose me, Paris Hilton (real), as their character better step it up…

My characters will have ijbol characteristics:
 
- Rupaul
- Kamala Harris
- Tinashe
 
edit: those who chose me, Paris Hilton (real), as their character better step it up…

if only i were famous, i would do SO good with the met gala

The 2024 Met Gala will take place on Monday, May 6 and will celebrate the Costume Institute’s new exhibition, “Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion.”
 
The official dress code is “The Garden of Time.” The exhibit will feature approximately 250 rare items drawn from the Costume Institute’s permanent collection. Spanning over 400 years of fashion history, the pieces will include designs by Schiaparelli, Dior, Givenchy, and more. Some garments that are too fragile to ever be worn again—such as a Charles Frederick Worth ball gown from 1877—will also be displayed via video animation, light projection, AI, CGI, and other forms of sensory stimulation.
 
Bad Bunny, Chris Hemsworth, Jennifer Lopez, Zendaya, and Vogue’s Anna Wintour will serve as this year’s official co-chairs, while honorary chairs for the evening are Loewe creative director Jonathan Anderson and TikTok CEO Shou Chew.
 
Aside from the previously named co-chairs, the only other confirmed guest is Rihanna, who is no stranger to fashion's biggest night. Speaking to Vogue, she told, “I’m gonna wear Fenty something! Fenty Beauty, Fenty Skin, Fenty Savage…” 
 
Page Six has reported that Gisele Bündchen, Kendall Jenner, Olivia Rodrigo, Uma Thurman, Sarah Paulson and Cara Delevingne, who have all attended the event before, will be in attendance again this year. Saltburn actor Barry Keoghan is also said to have scored an invitation. 
 
The outlet also reported that two other newcomers to the guest list include Killers of the Flower Moon's Lily Gladstone and The Bear's Ayo Edebiri. 
 
According to The New York Times's fashion director and chief fashion critic Vanessa Friedman, the "odds are good" that Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez will be at the gala, and chances are "high that Loewe faces such as Greta Lee, Josh O’Connor, Taylor Russell and Jamie Dornan may also show." In an interview with E! News, Zendaya said she believes "the boys" aka her Challengers costars [Josh O'Connor and Mike Faist] "are going to go."
 
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce reportedly received invites, but TMZ and Us Weekly have reported that the couple won't be going.
 
Discuss, which celebrities (besides Lana Del Rey ), looks and brands you're looking forward the most! After the event, post your favorite ones! 

NO MY MOD QUEUE CURSE

My characters will have ijbol characteristics:
 
- Rupaul
- Kamala Harris
- Tinashe
 
edit: those who chose me, Paris Hilton (real), as their character better step it up…

My characters will have ijbol characteristics:
 
- Rupaul
- Kamala Harris
- Tinashe
 
edit: those who chose me, Paris Hilton (real), as their character better step it up…