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Everyone together now... on the count of 3...
 
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NO

Lana(Marge) releasing her album compared to everyone else
 

Welcome to LB Art Gallery! Today we are enjoying the incredible RormanNockwell exhibiton of his true-to-life modernist paintings!

If this era was a song it’d be Guns n Roses remixed with Coachella & ad libs by Bhad Bhabie, Lil Pumpernikle & some other SoundCloud rapper all at the same time.

Congratulations! You've recieved an invitation for a job interview at the nearby circus. You have all the required qualifications to be our best Boo Boo the Fool clown!

the NFR vinyl will be mustard yellow 

Yes we can it’s green

It’s because Jack made Lana use a stronger password that wasn’t 123sugardaddy

NFR will only be available on encrypted floppy disks scattered among LA. There will be exactly eight copies, all labelled "cha cha matcha" written in pink glitter pen on the sticker. The plan was to make more copies but Lana got tired between doing that and hand binding her poetry books. The way to access the files is leaked three years later by the Tumblr blog that leaked a bunch of songs recently. The files are found to be only in 128kbps.

I just feel like, at this point, we should be relying on facts and science ....
 
so I made this really scientific graph ....
 
as you can see, according to my calculations, we should get at least a snippet or equivalent around the middle of the month.
 
if anyone else has any scientific charts or conclusions, please contribute.
 
If anyone has any questions about my science, I will attempt to answer using language you will understand.
 

So disgusting what they did to her, and what a cunt is Justin Bieber, but what's new.

I don't even like her music but this sucks for her.
 
It's so trashy and entertaining though.
 
Beebs deleted Cara Delevingne's comment, apparently https://twitter.com/TSUpdatesNYBU/status/1145488551980802049

This whole Taylor Swift/Scooter Braun drama has me wondering if Lana owns her own masters? What do yall think 

Ashley O performing at Glastonbury 2019

the hat photo is her most liked photo 1.500.000+ likes 

she really does look so much younger and fresher with lighter hair colors. Praying for a full blonde comeback

Ok this is actually the most beautiful pic of Lana Del Rey in existence... a true goddess

I'm at work rn literally 15 mins away from where she took that pic
 
crying

Pooh's Grand Adventure 

I met her last night at the afterparty  . Her show was crazy, she's an amazing live performer. And I told her and Robokid that "You can't say you're a true Slayyyter fan unless you use Lanaboards" and they flipped, saying they read it all of the time.
 

Woke up and saw all these tweets about the three of them confirming the collab. 
 
So ofc I check all of their Twitters and Instas. Miley and Ariana have posted about it .... 
 
.... and ofc sis hasn't posted anything. How shocking. 
 

Lana right now 
 

Gucci flip flop teas