Make me your Dream Life

Damn I truly don’t understand why y’all tripping on her post... lmao if anything I find comfort in it. Yes she has tons of viewers who see what she says or doesn’t say about her relationship with her mother but I for one have such a up and down relationship with my mom, hell I blame her for the hell ive been through but it doesn’t mean I don’t love her.. just means I’ve grown to with or without her .. I believe Patty was always too judgemental of lizzy and lizzy never felt her mothers love... doesn’t mean patty was physically absent but it’s clear her love was .. idk I just know it’s not easy having a mother who sees life in one way and one way only .. idk idk but don’t hate the girl when she’s just opening up with good intensions and white girl coping mechanisms

Not so long ago tho

I believe it depends from artist to artist but it's something around 2 weeks before release date for what I believe.
 
 
Somehow I read this won't be shipping before August thought nn. I haven't ordered anything myself but.

Can this cafe just happen already like --- -

What ?!   
spaghetti with ketchup ??     Pooor spaghetti !! AAAAAHAHAHAHA
 
Then I read Lana´s comments...
 
Question = Food that make me happy is:
Spaghetti. I eat it everyday – just plain with tomato sauce.
 
That´s better    For a moment it got me worried.
Tomato Sauce is much diferent than just plain tomato Ketchup.
 
 
That is an AMAZING Menu !!      Just FABULOUS !
If you can cook all that, I wanna marry you !! 
Let´s live together, Let´s cook together,  Let´s clean house together, I wanna have your baby!
errrrrrr.... Wait... on second thought , that´s a bad idea, .... I´m a guy, I cant get pregnant 
 
 

salvatore is chicken cacciatore
 
i remember playing salvatore for my italian mother for the first time and at the chorus she went "cacciatore?? that's a chicken dish" and then she got inspired and made it for dinner that night. so soooo yummy
 

Lana mentions the color blue a lot:
 
Color Blue: Blueberry Pancakes / maybe with blue food coloring or blueberry muffins/cupcakes
 
Out of the Black into Blue: Blueberry Pancakes with a really dark chocolate sauce or blueberry cupcakes with a dark chocolate topping
 
Sun and Ocean blue:  a plate with a lot of tropic/citrus fruits e.g oranges, peaches, coconuts and so on(more healthy) or  a peach pie or a pie with several fruits & Ocean Blue Lemonade
recipe for Ocean Blue Lemonade
3 teaspoons of sugar
50 ml of water
50 ml of coconut water
200 ml lemon soda
1 tsp lemon juice
1 tsp blue food coloring

I like the idea of making foods based on the albums so here are my suggestions. :3
Lana Del Ray AKA Lizzy Grant Queen of the Gas Station - a king sized coffee to go Night Time - a blue and purple colored milkshake, to mimic a galaxyGramma's Girl - a piece of fruit cakeLavender Mermaid- a lavender flavored cupcake, decorated with a mermaid tailPawn Shop Pan - toast served with orange marmelade
Born To Die Blue Jeans - It needs to be blue, and I'd like it to be something in them In some of them, like a small gold colored "nugget" to symbolize the wealth the guy in the song is chasing after. Maybe a blue macaron with a hard, gold candy hidden in few of them? If you find the nugget, you win... uh... another dessert maybe?It's All For You - three scoops of ice cream of your choice.The Not So-Diet Mountain Dew Cream Soda(You're No Good For Me) - a float made of DMD, ice cubes and ice cream, topped with green colored grated coconut.National Anthem - I like electra's idea of a red-white-blue colored drink so I say, let's go with it and garnish with edible gold flakes on the top. Money is the anthem after all, right?Sweet Like Cinnamon - I wanted to suggest apple pie with cinnamon but it doesn't feel elegant enough to match the song's lyrics. Served on a golden plate.Carmen - an alcoholic drink of sorts, or soft ice cream flavored with alcohol.Million Dollar Man - something for the ones who feel like splurging a bit. Coffee? Jasmine flower tea? Edible gold leaf, served with one handmade chocolate praline.Summertime Sadness - Pineapple and lime sorbet with a touch of chili for that "sizzling" experience on your tongue.Lolita - a cakepop maybe?
Paradise Pepsi Cola - I can only think of the soda being served nicely with some decorations, like a metallic palm tree thingy and a sugared edge on the glass.Life Imitates Art - a latte with your selfie printed on it.Blue Velvet - simply a blue velvet cake (or cupcake) instead of red.Sprinkles shaped like golden stars as decoration?
Ultraviolence Brooklyn Baby - a bagel, New York style.Pretty When You Cry - a cocktail for when you need to drown your sorrowsAte My Way Up To The Top - eating contest! The winners gets a picture taken and put in a special photo album.Old Money - with rose water to create a nice fragrance.Black Beauty - activated charcoal buttermilk waffles served with the darkest chocolate syrup imaginable, a scoop of charcoal ice cream and bitter coffee sprinkles. OR maybe a filling, savory sandwich made of charcoal bread, lower price on weekday mornings.Florida Kilos - orange juice cocktail served in a rimmed glass.Violet Pills - something similar to, say, TicTacs.
Honeymoon Pink Flamingo - a pink mocktail served with a mini parasol and flamingo stirrerGod Knows I Tried - something with little sugar and fat for everyone who are struggling to stick to their diet. A nut bar or maybe a raw ball?High, I - a fresh salad with sea salt sprinkled over and CBD oil in the dressing or in a hummus spread to your slice of bread. Does not make you high though.Freak - a LDR themed freakshakeSalvatore - a luxurious soft serve with fresh fruits OR a slice of cacciatore pizza (I don't care if she sings calcciatore U ^ U )The Blackest Day - see Black Beauty24 - a Vesper Martini, for that Agent 007 theme
Lust For Life 13 Beaches - something that's served with sea salt and is made of local sea food. Maybe a simple pasta salad?Cherry - a slice of cherry pieIn My Feelings - sounds like a good name for another cocktail or mocktail to be honest, OR fortune cookies with some sassy LDR quotes in the slip insideHeroin - donut served with a syringe to inject all the goodness into itChange - another option for those who are looking for something to eat with little or no sugar or fats
Norman fucking Rockwell! Everything In Neon - a layered colorful drinkCinnamon In My Teeth - so much cinnamon in this crumble cake, it's gonna stick in your teeth for the rest of the dayDisappear - cotton candy/candy flossThe greatest - another cock-/mocktailBartender - a speciality at the café which you can only get here
More suggestions Cherry Blossom - a cherry blossom flavored clear agar gel/mochi with a flower inside. Seasonal. Elvis - the King's favorite sandwich: peanut butter, banana and crispy bacon. Super Sized: a large portion of french fried to go with your meals, or just to eat on its own. Bill - a lemonade
And, there needs to be a neon light shaped like a lightning bolt by the smoking area. But as a non-smoker, I'd prefer if a smoking area didn't exist at all lol. Can you tell I have a sweet tooth after reading this?

I know we waited literally over a year for this record to've been released, but it's timing was pretty great. especially w everything going on.. 

a lot gets intensified. 

California burns a lot steadier. 
There's a lot more anguish in TG, Fuck it, I love you's tempo sort of mentally speeds up 
Doin Time sounds like a Twilight zone episode 
TNBAR sounds a lot more mythic 
Cinnamon gets headier 
Love song, Venice, even HtD, a lot more poignant 
Hope, more anthemic 
Bartender, a lot more playful

and then as counterpoints, u've got MAC and HiaB that feel more centering 
 
Strangely enough, how the title track's all calm at the start, roller coasts n loops thru that to end w hope, it's almost as if it's betraying the salvaging quality of the album cover. nd, at least for me, gets you wondering if getting stuck at sea and finding an island's a refuge, and if so, for how long? 

sometimes it gets me thinking about how important memories are and like, how to make better ones

I know we waited literally over a year for this record to've been released, but it's timing was pretty great. especially w everything going on.. 

a lot gets intensified. 

California burns a lot steadier. 
There's a lot more anguish in TG, Fuck it, I love you's tempo sort of mentally speeds up 
Doin Time sounds like a Twilight zone episode 
TNBAR sounds a lot more mythic 
Cinnamon gets headier 
Love song, Venice, even HtD, a lot more poignant 
Hope, more anthemic 
Bartender, a lot more playful

and then as counterpoints, u've got MAC and HiaB that feel more centering 
 
Strangely enough, how the title track's all calm at the start, roller coasts n loops thru that to end w hope, it's almost as if it's betraying the salvaging quality of the album cover. nd, at least for me, gets you wondering if getting stuck at sea and finding an island's a refuge, and if so, for how long? 

sometimes it gets me thinking about how important memories are and like, how to make better ones

This. is. my dancefloor.  I fought for.  this feelin'  devotiooon 

I know we waited literally over a year for this record to've been released, but it's timing was pretty great. especially w everything going on.. 

a lot gets intensified. 

California burns a lot steadier. 
There's a lot more anguish in TG, Fuck it, I love you's tempo sort of mentally speeds up 
Doin Time sounds like a Twilight zone episode 
TNBAR sounds a lot more mythic 
Cinnamon gets headier 
Love song, Venice, even HtD, a lot more poignant 
Hope, more anthemic 
Bartender, a lot more playful

and then as counterpoints, u've got MAC and HiaB that feel more centering 
 
Strangely enough, how the title track's all calm at the start, roller coasts n loops thru that to end w hope, it's almost as if it's betraying the salvaging quality of the album cover. nd, at least for me, gets you wondering if getting stuck at sea and finding an island's a refuge, and if so, for how long? 

sometimes it gets me thinking about how important memories are and like, how to make better ones

It is intentional yeah. They're like part of poems.
 
"Fuck it, I love you..."
"Norman fucking Rockwell..."
"...hope is a dangerous thing..."
 
And then obviously you have California for obvious reasons. TNBAR since it's the title of that best American record. Cinnamon Girl and Venice Bitch because they're names. Etc.

I actually miss pre-release NFR!, but from the point Doin' Time was announced up to now. That's when the era picked up speed and became iconic (in it's own right)
when the tracklist was announced, I was in the bathroom at work and screamed when I saw Cinnamon Girl AND The Next Best American Record
ugh I miss summer 2019

for free woman? demo

That's our rah rah bitch 

Cinnamon Girl can be some kind of cinnamon tea, with chocolate truffles on the side. 

Love song'll be some kind of pasta dish, with fresh oysters pref.. 

I wonder which track Jumbalaya would be.. 

 

The first thing that comes to my mind when I think to Lana and drinks/food is exclusively 1. Diet Mountain Dew 2. extra extra large americano black with no sugar. 

This thread   all of your ideas are so good
Didn't Lana said  in an interview that she can't cook haha
We need Cherry Coke & Pabst blue ribbon (on ice) as well  and maybe some pizza   imagine you are eating pizza with Lana ..that's life goals

So Legit is bitter

salvatore - soft ice cream

Maybe this comment sounds weird but nevermind
 
but for West Coast, you all can imagine your personal favorite food and your favorite dessert, for me, it would be some good ass pizza with extra cheese with some garlic/herbal sauce (that may sound disgusting but a local restaraunt made it and hell yeah it was so good) or some casserole with some vegetables and noodles in it, a little bit spicy and with a layer of cheese in the middle and a layer of cheese on the top. After that, you eat your favorite dessert, for me something creamy maybe with chocolate in it, with a lot of cinnamon  (I love cinnamon so so much ) and some berries/fruits.Do know you the moment when you eat your favorite food, followed by a heavenly good dessert and it literally feels like you get kind of an orgasm (but just in your mouth, like a taste explosion) because it is so delicious and so fucking good..that's what West Coast would taste like

Ah jeez as inspired by the collector's guide thread :
http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/11481-lana-del-rey-collectors-guide/

What flavors come to mind when u think about Lana's music?


Any type of dish/dessert/drink etc. .. .

Like, Salvatore'd be some kind of fresh caviar, over a spiced poached egg, garnished w some sort of tart glaze reduction.

Honeymoon'd be some salted caramel flan, with liquor-soaked grapefruit/ semi sweet citrus

Cherry, a cherry fruit tart w a hint of some citrus extract for addded aroma 

Tequila Sunrise for GKIT 



The list goes on. 


Ok, go  


 

Cinnamon Girl can be some kind of cinnamon tea, with chocolate truffles on the side. 

Love song'll be some kind of pasta dish, with fresh oysters pref.. 

I wonder which track Jumbalaya would be.. 

 

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