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I can't believe Instagram didn't send me the notification for this. How can she look so good?  I mean she's always stunning but she's really channeling her insta baddie energy right now  

pink geraniums.... mmm
 
ugh i love her and seeing all the photos of her today made me so happy, i wish every day people shared that many 

I want her to sing "can I be your wh*re now? or are you all too bored now? I just wanted to sing about my fucked up life, you just want me to be a fairytale wife" 
something sexy and explicit
about how she should be able to sing about her own f*cking p*ssy and it not be "glamorizing sex" wah wah wah im ranting  can't wait for. whatever may come!

This era is drier than a nun in the sahara desert

she's so dead if the cover isn't a serve I CANNOT take screenshots of me listening to the songs with that cover please 

This is not coming out this year
 
Norman round 2

this is probably the most likely outcome

to be fair, eclipse did take down the post announcing the 3 lana singles when polydor contacted them, and perhaps that why the insiders aren’t giving us much info!! We really know next to nothing at all. 

POV: it’s July 4th & Lana’s Instagram notifications go off & everyone moves
 
You’re waiting for the video to download & you hear her utter one word: “Sylvia…”

to be fair, I’ve had a feeling it might be this way all along. She took the critiques about staying quiet to heart, and either with total sincerity or total contempt she is going to stay silent because any time she says anything people cancel her. 

currently expecting a beautiful cover and visuals that fully satisfy me... i am crazy, but i am free

What the fuck is wrong with all of you

How convenient that UFB is on there when that's the unreleased song the majority of LB are currently thirsting for. These fakers ain't slick 

genius can easily be edited by anybody, definitely fake 

Can Bozo be useful for once and tell us WHY does he think its not gonna be delayed  cuz its literally impossible

Exactly. Her t shirt merch is level: YouTuber with 50k subs or Jake Paul wanting to milk money from 12 year old fans. She has so many references that could be a part of her merch. I saw recently a grungy bedazzled t-shirt at Stradivarius with Cherry Cola logo and reminded me of Lana. I can't get over it for not getting it lmao. She could make some retro American design that has 50s Diner art, comic book art style, or tourist destination vibes and print something like "My cherries and wine, rosemary and thyme, and all of my peaches are ruined" or "You're so art deco", "You could be a freak like me too" and many more... 

Very. 

is it weird that shes still putting out merch for chemtrails if ldr8 is supposed to drop in two weeks? 

i dont think its the book but if it is i wouldn’t be mad

Lana usually announces and posts things around Saturday afternoon 

When we thought another album was coming but it's actually Behind The Iron Gates 

uhhh

i honestly wouldn’t be mad if the title of the album was Grenadine Quarantine 

We can’t even check the links cause https://lana.lnk.to/shechangedthetitleagain 

This thread went from being a ghost town for weeks to being a truly chaotic thrill-ride.