LanaFlowers

people with a failed circumcision surgery be like

2013: Illumilana
2019: Kabbalana
 
ugh the GROWTH

I really doubt she’s with him.. y’all you know just how nostalgic our girl is .. she keeps old clips and uses them to reminisce on her past times .. but if she is indeed with him I’ll shoot myself in the fucking foot

So there is at least some hope for humanity!

No one cares what she has to say let’s not give her the attention she desperately wants.

It’s obvious she means pop culture/the world in flames at the moment like she referenced in NFR, but that’s going to be used to mean something else for Karen Del Rey, sadly.

also the “911 on the culture” line is not gonna do anything for her Karen-esque image at the moment so let’s just hope that one doesn’t go viral

My friends tell me to stop calling 911 on the culture,
 
Well they should keep telling her!
 
anyways this and all of the poems are so beautiful I can’t wait to listen to them

They say I came from money and I didn't
 
Lana. Sweetie.

Holy shi-
 
What if "can I come home now?" was something she used to ask her parents when she was at boarding school?? :poordat:

People hated her anti-Patty IG posts, wait 'til they hear THIS 

if she had that pigs baby i'd k!ll myself

I assumed we were to pick our favorite one

Ask yourself if you would still stan if she actually was overweight (and to be clear, I don't think she is). If the answer is "no", then off you should fuck. 
 
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my thoughts exactly. these rules apply to the general population, but certain groups are more vulnerable and need to be extra careful at all times. it goes without saying that their caretakers need to do the same. if lana's parents, grandparents & other elderly family members want to take that risk and attend her little get-togethers, that's on them. jen's month old infant can't make the choice to keep 6 feet away from her wack ass social butterfly mother. i'm not clutching any pearls here, i'm honestly appalled. i've lost respect for her i didn't even know i had

I'm pretty sure Rob lives in Florida :/

Nick Cordero's first two tests came back negative, and he was already sick in the hospital at that point. Not that this matters though, I doubt she had anyone tested. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Lana and her friends all drink from the same cup too.

but the choices her and her friends are making during this pandemic can, probably have, and will continue to negatively affect other people. We're not just shit talking her, and it's oblivious to pretend that the wealthy white people haven't shown their true colors while the rest of the nation struggles to make ends meet...

i find her so stupid for doing these parties

This is actually interesting your post made me look it up and:
 
OMG Lana's friend be careful

There is no instant test. Japanese scientists are developing a test that can produce a result in 30 minutes, but that's not available yet. 
 
Even if she had a stockpile of those, there's no way she would make all her friends get tested before entering her home or whatever. It's nonsensical. 

^ fr This is like her... Fourth quarentine party? Third? Considering the shape the U.S. is in you'd think her and her friends would be more careful. Rich ppl think they're immune.

this. hating on her friends for silly reasons is certainly fun, but this isn't a joke. what the actual fuck jen. even those who act like covid is a run of the mill seasonal flu acknowledge (though usually in a dismissive way) that immunocompromized people, the elderly and fucking infants should stay the hell home -along with their caretakers. but i suppose when your clearly very sane celebrity friend invites you to a clearly very necessary 4th of july party along with 20 other people, you simply must go #priorities
 
and what do masks even do except ruin your lewk? totes not worth it guys!

Nick Cordero's first two tests came back negative, and he was already sick in the hospital at that point. Not that this matters though, I doubt she had anyone tested. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Lana and her friends all drink from the same cup too.

my thoughts exactly. these rules apply to the general population, but certain groups are more vulnerable and need to be extra careful at all times. it goes without saying that their caretakers need to do the same. if lana's parents, grandparents & other elderly family members want to take that risk and attend her little get-togethers, that's on them. jen's month old infant can't make the choice to keep 6 feet away from her wack ass social butterfly mother. i'm not clutching any pearls here, i'm honestly appalled. i've lost respect for her i didn't even know i had