Liz Taylor Blues

OKay but a Fingertips ft Joan Baez opening would heal the california drought

kinda outta luck x velvet crowbar x cruel world medley with the gun effects? 

And when it’s for Guns N Roses (feat. Nikki Lane) then what

I know Coachella is probably really fun and magical, but this is a literal nightmare for my introverted ass. 90 degree temperatures surrounded by so many people you can’t even walk a straight line without bumping into someone 
 
that said, I love how much promo they’re giving Lana! This better also be an indication that LTLI is being played. It’s one of her more popular songs so it only makes sense it’s performed 

Only Real grievers know about the 6th stage: Meaning (The psychiatrist behind the five stages of grief wrote a book with AIDs activist David Kessel about this it was really good.) Or maybe Taylor does know and the album is her 6th stage (finding meaning or purpose out of a loss)

This!! Also electrolytes! You should drink a sports drink or two the day before and of. Maybe pack a few propel packets to add to water bottles.

Desert and mountains and western american hear be crazy! When I spent time in Denver Summer 2016 I drank way more water than usual in Florida to stay hydrated (And I drink a lot a day in Florida!) Stay safe! No front row is worth your life. As Lana said all you little queens better know you're worth. Don't cry about it, don't cry about it, it's all gonna happen

This!! Also electrolytes! You should drink a sports drink or two the day before and of. Maybe pack a few propel packets to add to water bottles.

This!! Also electrolytes! You should drink a sports drink or two the day before and of. Maybe pack a few propel packets to add to water bottles.

This!! Also electrolytes! You should drink a sports drink or two the day before and of. Maybe pack a few propel packets to add to water bottles.

Desert and mountains and western american hear be crazy! When I spent time in Denver Summer 2016 I drank way more water than usual in Florida to stay hydrated (And I drink a lot a day in Florida!) Stay safe! No front row is worth your life. As Lana said all you little queens better know you're worth. Don't cry about it, don't cry about it, it's all gonna happen

This!! Also electrolytes! You should drink a sports drink or two the day before and of. Maybe pack a few propel packets to add to water bottles.

Desert and mountains and western american hear be crazy! When I spent time in Denver Summer 2016 I drank way more water than usual in Florida to stay hydrated (And I drink a lot a day in Florida!) Stay safe! No front row is worth your life. As Lana said all you little queens better know you're worth. Don't cry about it, don't cry about it, it's all gonna happen

Desert and mountains and western american hear be crazy! When I spent time in Denver Summer 2016 I drank way more water than usual in Florida to stay hydrated (And I drink a lot a day in Florida!) Stay safe! No front row is worth your life. As Lana said all you little queens better know you're worth. Don't cry about it, don't cry about it, it's all gonna happen

This!! Also electrolytes! You should drink a sports drink or two the day before and of. Maybe pack a few propel packets to add to water bottles.

This!! Also electrolytes! You should drink a sports drink or two the day before and of. Maybe pack a few propel packets to add to water bottles.

!!! This is extremely important or else water will just go through you and you won’t properly hydrate your body. I’ve been hospitalized many times because of dehydration trust me it will ruin your entire experience. Since it’s in the desert, dry heat will make you dehydrate even faster too. If you don’t have liquid IV or propel packets, there’s also a version of mio which has electrolytes!

stay safe & hope you have lots of fun!! <3

This!! Also electrolytes! You should drink a sports drink or two the day before and of. Maybe pack a few propel packets to add to water bottles.

This!! Also electrolytes! You should drink a sports drink or two the day before and of. Maybe pack a few propel packets to add to water bottles.

high key this is what I need, plus all the NFR bangers that never saw the light of day

The lights go out, thunder strikes, the crowd goes silent as they sense the presence of sometbing omnipotent. Through the speakers a haunting voice begins to reverberate across the desert... "Now that  Doja Cat, Ariana, Camila, Cardi B..."
A ghostly horse whinnies, Arcadia starts playing.. then the gunshots  begin

*coachella starts playing. Super glitchy “I was at Coachella” *
 
lights flash 
 
Lana appears 
 
“I took a flying lesson on my 33rd birthday, instead of calling you. Did you know a signer can still be looking like a side piece at 33?”

i just want her to do something that will confuse the FUCK out of the tiktok stans like i want her to start reading random excerpts of poetry and sing something out of pocket like ave maria or resistance all whilst riding a mechanical bull with nikki lanes face whilst also wearing skims

He said Lana Ray will you serve me lemonade I said Yes Bill I will It's The Day of The Parade and you look even more lovely than you did the day I first met you

When she cuts BTD to sing Come When You Call Me (America) to a very confused crowd of rich locals at Coachella