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Hmmmmm. I know these are opinions and all and everyone’s opinion can be different but... hmmmm....

Hey. Finally sucumbed and gave it a listen. The level of sadness in the album... She sounds like she is absolutely gone from this world, just looking at it through a blurry periscope. Don't know if I may be the only one getting this feeling towards it, but it may be  -if not the- one of the saddest musical projects I've ever listened to. I'm even happy that she's been hanging out with her baddie friends for a year and taking some distance from the things that made her produce this heartbreaking and beautiful thing. I wasn't ready for this. And I'm willing to see what the media that has done fun of her "sadness" till now will have to say about NFR.

Lana Del Rey announces her seventh studio album is to be released exclusively via the Instagram story of a randomly selected 13 year old girl, who will be sent a dictaphone with the album on it, followed by death threats from thousands of gays.
 
”It’s what my fans are used to, and it’s truly what they deserve,” Del Rey said in a statement.

The drugs are called hearing ability! See if you can find and buy them!

completely unrelated to the topic at hand - but i remember the other day someone posting about how lana sings about the end of the world a lot, and just wanted to add my thoughts:
1. the first shot of her first official music video, video games, is literally of the apocalypse.
2. "born to die" is the name of her first full length studio album under LDR.
3. also there are SO many lyrical motifs she's used since BTD that have had apocalyptic connotations.
4. that's not to mention tropico being about the beginning of the earth as well as the downfall of it.
5. there are so many connections between her different music videos and songs and i think someone should put together a theory about it all.

I've always compared her to Dylan, but it was mostly me just saying this album was coming. 
 
I don't see how this doesn't solidify itself as a classic for this decade (I've only read the lyrics.)
 
Start with My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, end with Norman Fucking Rockwell. 
 
This is America. 

The album leaking barely days after twitter making a fuss over the Kanye lyrics in The Greatest. Coincidence?
 

goodbye baby

first of all

 
literally a 13 year old child luv

@alexbillietakis did it all for fame
Tell me how it (the FBI) treats you now
@alexbillietakis did it all for fame
How does that taste coming out?

oh did y'all not learn the first time the thread got locked 

you're gonna get banned.
 
RIP.

You have got to be fucking kidding me

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
 

Do they even have handcuffs for 13 year olds?

The girl from cassette right now
 

okay, but lets be real here. was it good quality or did y'all really listen to iphone recordings with some 13 year old girl breathing in the background while she impulsively crumbles up cheetos in her chip bag?

You're a good reader

What saxophone?

Hey quick question, what the fuck?

What if the game plan was always to drop the album early and this leak was actually all planned by Lana’s team to stir up media attention and get that #1 before Taylor’s album? #conspiracy
 
If she actually does drop the album early.......... I’m a prophet

I love the fact that we, intellectuals (well, at least some of us) know the best thing to do is to make a great Instagram + Facebook + Twitter post, release it today, call magazines or whatever to promote it online (Lana Del Rey Releases Album Earlier Due Leak). Bjork's Vulnicura leaked MONTHS before actual release date and she, an intellectual, did that. (as she usually does; does THAT)

her merch will be neon index cards (35.99), a neon yellow windbreaker with one her poems inscribed on the back in script font (75.99), a ship's wheel keychain with the words 'mariners apartment complex' engraved around the wheel, both in gold and rose gold (15.99), and a venice bitch beach towel with the pic of her surfing on it (55.99)
 
oh and a tshirt (80.99)

Britney Fucking Jean