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The boys, the girls, they all hate Shanice

my old mam is a bad mam but 
I can't deny the way she holds my hand 
and she grabs me she has me by her cocc 
she doesn't mind I have a circus freak past 
she doesn't mind I have a clownery ass way about me 
she loves me with every beat of her throbbing cocc 
swimming pool glimmering darling 
white bikini off with my red nose polished 
watch me in the swimming pool bright blue ripples you 
sitting sipping on her black cristal cocc yeah 

I personally think it’s getting a bit hard to read the thread lately, I don’t mind the fun manifestations and gifs and jokes that much but it’s difficult to tell what’s new and what’s real if you haven’t checked in for a while. Or even for a few hours! The page count can jump so fast.
I also think it’s nice to see that everyone are so engaged in this album and contacts record stores, like some of us usually do, but I don’t like the idea of harassing them or people working with Lana. I know you guys are probably just joking, but still. Be polite if you send emails, and please don’t pretend to be Lana’s managers like some of you joked about several pages back.
 
That’s all from me, I hope you don’t think of me as lame and boring, those are just my thoughts.

It's sha-niece, for me 
 
On topic: COCC over the Country Club

question for the culture: are you guys pronouncing it "Shan-iss" or "Sha-niece"

the leaked album cover looks great!!! 

your welcome 

Google Music gave us The Greatest last year. There are our sistren there, they need to come through with COCC 
EDIT: they're cancelled 

Yes Melly 
 
Get ready 

eventually they're gonna get transferred to SHANICE and only then can we finally expose her.     

Inb4 @lanadelrey is Lana herself who is playing with us with these release date theories and speculations. Guess I just blew your cover sis yuh yuh. Where is our COCC momma? 

It brings me so much joy to think that we could hear COCC soon and that the only thing we know ? is that there is a song called Tulsa Jesus Freak. To look at a tracklist with a bunch of song titles we’ve never heard and not know how every single song is gonna sound already. We deserve that. 

you're gonna get transferred to a Lana fan eventually 

So I got an email back from Sunrise Records, which is local to my region.
 
I specifically asked about the COTCC LP and they said it’s coming October 2nd...but they could’ve gotten it mixed up with Violet. 
 
I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t though, and COTCC is coming October 2nd because that means the album would’ve begun being mastered in early July, which makes sense. 

IGTV video length: 1:32 
Date: August 29th
 
Content: Lana showing support to record stores for their national day + giving away exclusive vinyl copies of Violet
 
Filmed by: Chuck and Charlie Grant
Hair and make-up by: Sheridan Ward and Lana herself
 

i checked that record stores facebook page and on the last post they wrote "We have a BIG SURPRISE waiting for you on 29th" so fingers crossed

i'm not one to burst bubbles but let's not be mentally ill

I love how collectively delusional we all get. Getting someone's pshycic mom to do a reading, or reading source code to get info. People sending emails to places. What a time to be alive.
 
I honestly want the record next week but part of me doesn't. 

"hello yees this is lana del ray i'm so sorryy but i have mispllaced my album and i was wondering if u had a copy ? pleasse its urgent thank you"

that's true but "coronavirus outbreak at not not feminist lana del reycists free for all meet and greet" isn't a great headline 

Maybe she gave Sheridan a fake date because she knew he would tell it on the internet 

i can imagine her just sitting behind a piece of glass and fans have to slide the vinyl underneath for her to sign it

she’s not not a feminist!!!!

idk if im late to this news, but the Record Store lana posted a picture of on Insta has posted a Facebook post thanking her for coming in and said "Today has been ROCKING! Keep us in mind for that Album Release Event. Cheers to you, from your friends at #TheRecordParlour" 
 
is she gonna have some event???

Or maybe she sent a follow request to a private account yesterday and the owner of that account is awake.
 
who knows