Ivory Cricket

She can go to Disney but not sing at shows

Eek the first two cases in my country have been confirmed today, it's over for me. Stream Born To Die!

OMG!! YOU ARE LANAS SECRET CHILD!

Does anyone know if Charlie is single

Lana is pregnant!!! The poor baby will be named Ivory Cricket and was not even planed....Lana said that the "disease" (aka the pregnancy) got her by surprise.
Use condoms ur little fuckers!!!!
 
 
 
 
/Spoiler/ I don't know how to make spoilers so I hope it will work out but nevermind... I hope you guys know I'm just joking..btw her hair looks brighter and I like it. Hopefully we see a comeback of a blonde Lana for a few months /Spoiler/

Who the heck is Jen?

if i speak..... 

Who the heck is Jen?

Who the heck is Jen?

Who the heck is Jen?

^ And people call me a loon.

I just about spit my matche late and throw my Jojo Rabbit blueray reading this. I couldn't imagine being a fan and seeing sis out an about after canceling a show due to being sick. I'd cry but then laugh and offer sis some coffee.

not lana getting neither 
 

I think Lana is similar to me. I will randomly cut off people who are seemingly my friends. But its because they rub me the wrong way, usually from the beginning. I feel I can’t trust them, they misunderstand me, or they don’t treat me well. Its not to be malicious. For fellow astrology followers, we’re both Cancers n I think many Cancers do this lol
 
Its just self protection
 
Also I do believe Lana loves us, she loves those of us who are genuine fans... but I also think fame gets too much for her and she doesnt think of the fans in that appreciative warm light, so she comes across detached from us. I rly do believe she cares for us but self love and taking care of herself should come first in her life as it should for everyone. I just wish at her moments of self preservation, when shes cancelling shows, shed open up and express more empathy for us. I love her tho ;(

Who the heck is Jen?

I don't think anyone's disputing that. However, as someone else said, it doesn't look great to cancel an entire tour leg and then be seen gallivanting around Disneyland and talking/laughing raucously in IG videos. Jmo. 

She looks (and, when you watch the video on Elle's thread, sounds) remarkably good for someone who is so unwell that they need four weeks off to rest their singing voice.
 
Inb4 she cancels the South American dates over coronavirus.

So nice to see LeAnn Rimes working again perhaps she can do some Lana covers next if the audition goes well and they give her the role of Lana Del Rey for the next month.






They really are going out of the way with this whole simulation thing. Anyway, I don't see her tattoos in that picture and if you're looking for the one place domestically to get the mysterious Corona virus installed on your laptop Disneyland/Disneyworld is the place to go where millions of people from all around the world go and touch everything in that place. Just saying, stay away from 5G towers and wash your hands Lana or LeAnn or whoever you are, same advice for her pregnant friend Jen too who I could have sworn was there in earlier pictures in the center front of the castle and also in the second row right on the ride. Corona=Crown Castle The Magic Kingdom but maybe that is the place to go if you know it's all fear mongering and you are fresh out of Fu&^s Forever.

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay my oh my what a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive.
 
It's probably just me though and I'm losing my mind or something.
 
I guess none of them could be bothered to vote yesterday for Bernie.
 
Jesus please appear in this time and space and save us all. Amen.
 
Church tonight anyone? Anyone?

You right now:

 
Actually that's too generous. It'd have to be an airball to be analogous.
 
Since what I wrote actually did go over your head, let me spell it out. You sarcastically wrote "#thatsourword" as if that's what people criticizing her word choice were saying. That's a gross oversimplification at best of what some of us are saying, a mischaracterization at worst. It's far more nuanced than that. And so I was saying your comment was an example of the thing you were complaining about, assuming you understand other's views when you maybe don't.
 
Now I'm perfectly open to the possibility I may not have understood your sarcastic comment in precisely the way you meant. But I did not miss the sarcasm nor did I misinterpret it in anything remotely like the way you suggested. Again, yet another example of you doing the thing you were complaining about.
 
Frankly, I can't even imagine how my post would even make sense if I misinterpreted your post the way you imagine I did. I don't get how that would make for a shot/chaser type situation.
 
But if I were you I guess I'd be trigger happy to catch me out after that Jojo Rabbit murdering too.
 
 
Oh, and don't call me sis, bro.

It didn't. And I didn't think pointing out that your sarcastic portrayal of those you disagree with was itself an example of "those who believe they understand the political opinions of others[sic] fans" you were complaining about would go over anyone's head, but well, WHAT can ya do?

Did anyone try the chicken? I thought the chicken was lovely

It has been absolutely hilarious to read this thread in the past 2 days. These people triggered over poetic word usage is the best.

I still do not believe those are connected but hey, we're free to see things the way we want

Her body wasn't even retouched & I think her body looks great what do you want lol