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It's when the cookies from the website expire if you are redirected to the "thank you" page. The variable is created only if that function is called. So the cookies expire after two months lmao

"twoMonthsFromNow" obviously means she has two more months to promise the album is coming before suddenly disappearing and leaving us with nonsensical tweets

i’m freaking out what does this mean am i crazy that i think this looks Very Deliberate
 

 
a normal code wouldn’t know what TwoMonthsFromNow is unless you give it a value right???? i’m very low level python don’t drag me
 
edit: wait they did add make it a variable BUT it’s still sus

OK, here's something I noticed. Back on June 7th 2019, the favicon (the little icon you see next to websites' titles in Chrome, Safari on iPhone, etc.) for the shoplanadelrey.com website was this:
 

 
Now, it's this:
 

 
(Yes - "No Image")
 
I think this might mean something 

LFL's pre-order came like nine days before the album. Same

ok maybe this is a very stupid idea but
 
the registrar of shoplanadelrey.com is domains@interscope.com
maybe we can email and ask whats going on cuz we wanted to buy the LFL boxset or smth

Btw with my little to no experience w tech I made it in. Once it opens it’s just a giant coupon for $5 off your first 5 sessions of soul cycle. The password is: matchagurl123x

im gonna be so mad when we get in and they havent updated anything yet

so maybe they are just in the middle of taking down lfl merch off the store or sth, like a maintenance or some shit, i aint IT expert i just want yall to not get hyped for nothing ok

LFL's pre-order came like nine days before the album. Same

We are all expecting Lana to help us on our scavengers hunt for the password and at the same time we all know her next tweet will be something like
"Love is a piano chord" or some nonsensical shit like that

the servers are just prolly down, let your clown suits rest for a while

https://shoplanadelrey.com/password
 
Charlie's Angels track coming soon? Her store is now locked with a password.

maybe she will play a game with us if shes that bored

no gurl calm down <3

@@Eclipse come get yo shit

I have a theory that makes more sense than it actually dropping.
 
Her managers ask her “why are you so mean to them? You’ve been teasing for months”
 
Lana: “you wanna see why? Let’s test them. Do a mock up on my website & ask for a password”
 
*fast forward to all of us trying to hack into that shit*
 
Lana: see why I won’t give these stinky motherfuckers jack shit?

Imagine if her team is just fucking with us and they are now reading this thread laughing their asses off together with Lana

I swear if all this excitement leads to the frikkin Charlie’s Angels track I will be so pressed like a panini.

LFL's pre-order came like nine days before the album. Same

https://shoplanadelrey.com/password
 
Charlie's Angels track coming soon? Her store is now locked with a password.

i dont expect any pre order until august honestly

I was today years old when I realized y'all are talking about the album with a weird accent typed in, not a boom in artificial intelligence
 
Anyways with all my very limited CS knowledge, this isn't normal for a website right? It's not like it's a building that needs to be shut to have maintenance done, software engineers can do that offline and update it without locking the website with a very stylish password page. This feels like a game. But knowing her it might just have a new link to cha cha matcha giftcards.