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How sure are we that it’s “baby if your love is in trouble” and not “baby if your love isn’t trouble”?
 
Cus it sounds like she’s giving advice saying - if your love isn’t trouble (mischievous) then they’re not the one? 

I tried to get Cardiff tickets at 10:00 but when I was let out of the queue all standing were already sold out! I put some seated ones in my basket and they were £200 each!
 
Surprising as my London front standing ones were £170. Ticketmaster being greedy.. fork found in kitchen I suppose. I didn’t get the Cardiff ones in the end 

that being said if she doesn't open with a nice little acapella snippet of You'll Never Walk Alone and bring out miles kane at some point, i will be demanding a refund directly from elizabeth grant-dufrene herself
 
im sure she really doesnt want to lose £135 right guys.... right???....

We are back at the coming up with title part of an era I missed this 🥹

i can already hear bartender playing 

Dead at her saying “touch grass” I just know she was talking to Lanaboards 

she remembered who she was

notoriouswhitegirl?

omg, she kissed her husband? what a scandal 

I think QFTC and its backlash did more damage than we think. We know Lana’s online and even though she tries to act like she’s above all the criticism we know it gets to her. She’s a hypersensitive person, and if you read between the lines of her output post-QFTC you can tell she felt exiled from the culture. Iirc she said in QFTC her biggest critics were liberal women, so imagine trying for years to be understood by them only to be harshly critiqued time and time again (see Ann Powers’ NPR piece on NFR!, but also critics sabotaging her chances at award recognition, Kim Gordon telling her to k*** herself, etc.).
 
I don’t think it’s a coincidence she left LA for the South and embraced a… let’s say southern mindset! Like you all say, she’s a white woman with very little to lose, why wouldn’t she embrace a world that is less critical and more accepting of the themes she discusses in her music?
 
I totally get why some of you are upset though. But I disconnected from Lana the person post-mesh mask. I knew things were headed down a weird path after that.

How many times do we speculate that Lana’s been married or engaged before? In her music she always alludes to weddings, baby doll dress for her I do,  “say yes” to heaven, ultraviolence video for some examples but there’s plenty more. 
 
There’s something about her getting married that’s just so….. expected. Do we think her actual wedding, if it’s her real first wedding, lived up to her expectations written about/fantasised about in her music? I wonder.
 
I’m like not surprised one bit that it wasn’t glamorous, and I don’t give a fuck who she got married to. I’m happy if she’s happy and living her life the way she wants to.

How many times do we speculate that Lana’s been married or engaged before? In her music she always alludes to weddings, baby doll dress for her I do,  “say yes” to heaven, ultraviolence video for some examples but there’s plenty more. 
 
There’s something about her getting married that’s just so….. expected. Do we think her actual wedding, if it’s her real first wedding, lived up to her expectations written about/fantasised about in her music? I wonder.
 
I’m like not surprised one bit that it wasn’t glamorous, and I don’t give a fuck who she got married to. I’m happy if she’s happy and living her life the way she wants to.

How many times do we speculate that Lana’s been married or engaged before? In her music she always alludes to weddings, baby doll dress for her I do,  “say yes” to heaven, ultraviolence video for some examples but there’s plenty more. 
 
There’s something about her getting married that’s just so….. expected. Do we think her actual wedding, if it’s her real first wedding, lived up to her expectations written about/fantasised about in her music? I wonder.
 
I’m like not surprised one bit that it wasn’t glamorous, and I don’t give a fuck who she got married to. I’m happy if she’s happy and living her life the way she wants to.

How many times do we speculate that Lana’s been married or engaged before? In her music she always alludes to weddings, baby doll dress for her I do,  “say yes” to heaven, ultraviolence video for some examples but there’s plenty more. 
 
There’s something about her getting married that’s just so….. expected. Do we think her actual wedding, if it’s her real first wedding, lived up to her expectations written about/fantasised about in her music? I wonder.
 
I’m like not surprised one bit that it wasn’t glamorous, and I don’t give a fuck who she got married to. I’m happy if she’s happy and living her life the way she wants to.

How many times do we speculate that Lana’s been married or engaged before? In her music she always alludes to weddings, baby doll dress for her I do,  “say yes” to heaven, ultraviolence video for some examples but there’s plenty more. 
 
There’s something about her getting married that’s just so….. expected. Do we think her actual wedding, if it’s her real first wedding, lived up to her expectations written about/fantasised about in her music? I wonder.
 
I’m like not surprised one bit that it wasn’t glamorous, and I don’t give a fuck who she got married to. I’m happy if she’s happy and living her life the way she wants to.

How many times do we speculate that Lana’s been married or engaged before? In her music she always alludes to weddings, baby doll dress for her I do,  “say yes” to heaven, ultraviolence video for some examples but there’s plenty more. 
 
There’s something about her getting married that’s just so….. expected. Do we think her actual wedding, if it’s her real first wedding, lived up to her expectations written about/fantasised about in her music? I wonder.
 
I’m like not surprised one bit that it wasn’t glamorous, and I don’t give a fuck who she got married to. I’m happy if she’s happy and living her life the way she wants to.

How many times do we speculate that Lana’s been married or engaged before? In her music she always alludes to weddings, baby doll dress for her I do,  “say yes” to heaven, ultraviolence video for some examples but there’s plenty more. 
 
There’s something about her getting married that’s just so….. expected. Do we think her actual wedding, if it’s her real first wedding, lived up to her expectations written about/fantasised about in her music? I wonder.
 
I’m like not surprised one bit that it wasn’t glamorous, and I don’t give a fuck who she got married to. I’m happy if she’s happy and living her life the way she wants to.

Can we please not lock this thread? I don't like when people say that for every remotely controversial topic. And no h8, because I used to do it myself, but then I noticed it was kinda ridiculous
 
This is a major event for Lana and it deserves a place to discuss, if this thread gets locked then the discussion will simply be carried over across other threads… 

Now that the implications of Lana being married to that man have been thoroughly discussed and hyperanalyzed, the next logical step looks a little something like this:

Right but you're forgetting the part where she owes you/us nothing.

Stunning i know

don’t forget to keep when the water runs y’all ! 

Just checked and the Tunnel pre release thread was 3372 pages. We may have a way to go 😳

Fighting over albums in the pre-release thread we are so back

winning the idgaf war in the worst way