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The IDEAL Lana schedule this year would be
A.K.A rerelease with bonus tracks randomly dropped no physical and Lana dosemt acknowledge it more then a insta story sometime between now and September
Ultraviolence tenth anniversary boxset with b-sides
1.Cult Leader
2.Ave Maria
3.I Talk to jesus
4.Dragonslayer
5.Fine China
6.Earthquakes
7.Lake Placid, New York
8.Pink Champagne 
9.Your Girl
10.Madly
11.Pink Champagne
12.Driving in cars with boys
Lasso single release late may-June
Lasso release in September
Barrie james releases collab album Nov-Dec

I was bored so I made a “LASSO” Album Trailer… I’ve never done something like this before so it’s not that good but I tried my best … here is the link to it —>
 
 

I just had a vision of Cry Kill Die on Lasso but remastered as a country/synth/pop masterpiece 
 
and an accompanying Western-themed video of her hunting down her ex 
 
I see it in my minds eye

it's also a cop-out. Like, we know you can make sad minimalist songs with just you and the piano, gurl. Give us at least another "Love" if you can't put together a "Doin' Time"
 

When I say “bop” I mean OTTR/National Anthem, Diet Mountain Dew, Doin’ Time, HBTB, and Jimmy. Even Without You, a piano ballad, has SO much added production that it feels almost like a bop. 

I do think her albums have ‘bops’ (FIILY, TJF, Peppers, Taco truck) but they’re more chill bops, and while I absolutely can get down to them, its pretty clear they aren’t the traditional definition of ‘bop’.
 
Cinnamon Girl with Doin’ Time energy would have serveddd. That last minute of CG is so insanely good I have no idea why it was just an outro. 
 
I think we’ll absolutely get more Lana chill bops!
 
I think a country song with Doin Time energy would be a SERVE, but like I said, I think it’s silly to expect that because Jimmy was 5 years old and she didn’t even want to include it in the album, so that’s not what she gravitates towards releasing 

I lowkey want Lana to channel the country rock vibes found on “Bad Things” by Jace Everett aka the True Blood theme song

Feeling less alone knowing there are others who bop to Tulsa Jesus freak and black bathing suit 

This would scare the shit out of people 😭. I support 100% 👍

YES! 
 
Doin' Time
National Anthem
Off to the Races
Florida Kilos
Summertime Sadness
Cola
Diet Mountain Dew
Hollywood
Radio
Burning Desire
You Can Be the Boss
High by the Beach
West Coast
Serial Killer
Don't Call Me Angel
Summer Bummer
Hundred Dollar Bill
Ridin' Feat. ASAP Rocky
This is What Makes Us Girls
 
The list is even longer.
 
I wish people on here wouldn't keep saying "Oh, you want Lana to be a different artist" when she has produced a large number of summer BOPS. Obviously, she can do that. Just not with Jack apparently (he hasn't produced any of the above)
 

It's so funny and even cool how people really differently translate the term "bop". For me, Lana has released bops in each of her albums. Even in COTCC, Banisters and OB. Although, I do think that maybe her last album that had most "bop" songs was NFR (for example Doin Time, FIILY, Cinnamon Girl, Venice) but that doesn't mean that other following albums didn't have at least one "bop"/upbeat/beatsy track. Who doesn't bop to Peppers or Tulsa Jesus Freak or Black Bathing Suit?  To be honest, different opinions are what makes the music most intriguing sometimes

Or, at least, Ride. A big song with a great melody that could get radio play.
 
No more low-key ballads as singles with minimalist production, like Blue Banisters, Arcadia, Wildflower, White Dress, Candy Necklace, The Grants, etc. It's literally been 5 years of those. (Doin' Time came out in 2019!)
 
But knowing Lana, she'll drop Henry, Come on as the first single. 
 
 

She needs another Doin’ Time 

YES!  A bit of rap and a bit of electronica (like Cowboy Carter)  would be iconic.

Gurrl, I'm totally with you. I know it won't happen. Lust for Life was her last commercial effort for sure.
 
But we JUST NEED ONE BOP. Just one. One upbeat single ala Summertime Sadness, Doin' Time or High By the Beach to hear on the radio or listen at the gym. Like, country with beats.
 
And no, this is not me mistaking Lana for another type of artist, like Sportscruiser keeps accusing me. I'm her biggest fan, and I don't expect her to change. But 3 albums in a row without a hit just isn't good for her career. Chemtrails, BB and OB haven't had a single entry on Billboard 100.
 
Meanwhile, 8+ tracks off of Cowboy Carter made it onto that list instantly, 6 of which weren't even singles (Buckin, Bodyguard, Protector, Blackbird, American Requiem, Hands II Heaven). All 3 of Dua Lipa's new singles made it onto the list at numbers 11, 20 and whatever.
 
And, yes, I know Lana doesn't need Billboard, and she's in her own lane, and her true fans don't care. But she's had 15 songs on that list, and each album up until Chemtrails had a bop or a big ballad. So, she CAN do it, and she should. If for no other reason, then to continue to be part of pop culture, get more Grammy attention, etc. It's just good for her.
 
Also, after 5 years, it's time for Jack to produce her first solo hit for her. He's done it for Taylor repeatedly, so I don't get why he can't cook up something more commercially minded for Lana.

I hope Lasso blends a bunch of genres 

THIS. Papa Rick we miss you and you will always be famous

i honestly don't really mind who she works with, but i really do hope she works with rick nowels again at some point, they've created so many beautiful songs together, he really is the classic lana del rey producer and the one who's created her signature sound and feel, i fear she will never feel compelled to work with him again, for whatever reason, i know it's only natural for artists to move forward and to progress in their work, but i hope she can value and appreciate the amazing work they did together and work with him again

okay so I have to admit 360 is such an earworm. It's constantly playing in my mind now lol.
B2B remains the best song so far tho. (CC second best and then the VD AG+AR remix)

Tate McRae... I really can't with her voice ://

okay so I have to admit 360 is such an earworm. It's constantly playing in my mind now lol.
B2B remains the best song so far tho. (CC second best and then the VD AG+AR remix)

okay so I have to admit 360 is such an earworm. It's constantly playing in my mind now lol.
B2B remains the best song so far tho. (CC second best and then the VD AG+AR remix)

okay so I have to admit 360 is such an earworm. It's constantly playing in my mind now lol.
B2B remains the best song so far tho. (CC second best and then the VD AG+AR remix)

Guys I just relistened to OG Red on my old iPod, and wow that album is just so perfect. Specifically the 2012 version. It’s such a time capsule of that era in time I think. And the way I listen to it and think about how drastically different it is in terms of maturity, sound and visuals from her 3 albums before it. It breaks my heart, it’s such a devastating album and will always be Taylor’s peak for me no matter what she releases in the future. Red genuinely feels like the album that Taylor Swift was put on this earth to make, like her mission statement to me. Damn. And the OG Treacherous demo and State of Grace acoustic. My heart actually hurts so bad right now this album still devastates me even after all these years

Oh that’s not.