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Blue shopping bag, cold cuts divine, off-brand cologne, waiting in line. Cheap candy bars, self-checkout lines. The aisle were cramped and dirty. 
Where have you been? Where did you go? You left for Target long ago. So did the girl you used to call the queen of Walmart Supercenter. 

Constantly.
 
 
 
It's All For You

Does anyone else feel like they are haunted by LDR??....2 days back I was traveling in the car with ma Familia and the radio was ON and some random song was playing and I was about to put my headphones in and listen to LDR on my phone when suddenly a beautiful remix of VIDEO GAMES started playing...It was not a dance remix, it had extra twinkling sounds and sounded even more magical....Strange thing was VIDEO GAMES has never been played on the radio...They always play either "Summertime Sadness Remix" or "Young & Beautiful". Anyways as the song progressed ,when the part where she sings "They say that the world was built for two" , a couple on a motorcycle drove right past our car.....My jaw literally dropped to the floor!!! You know where I'm from you rarely see people Ridin bikes....So for this event to occur, the synchronicity was mind blowing.....I felt like I was in the music video for VIDEO GAMES.....It was a strange case of LIFE IMITATING ART right in front of my eyes.....It was truly magical and I got tears in my eyes.......It was so special!!!! It was like the universe orchestrated this event just for me.It was literally the most beautiful feeling in the whole world!!

sad to see Ride so low on here...the "mmmm" in the beginning always gets me and is so unlike her other songs    best intro 10/10

fuck it i love you is like, the iconic lime green song
fiily vibe is margaritas

Do you want me or do you not? I heard one thing, now I'm hearing another / I was one thing, now I'm being another? 
 
Are my favourite lines from HiaB 

Saying she wouldn't release BAR without Yosemite........ yet here we are

"Tigers and women can't be in the same room. Even if the tiger is a female. Because the pheromones a girl puts off - the tiger will eat them."
 
I mean, obviously I get why you wouldn't be in the same room as a tiger, and I'm not a zoologist, but I do not think that is the reason. If it was, tigers at zoos would never have female handlers, and they do.
 
It is therefore my conclusion that that was 100% Lana Del Liar.

she was definitely an alcoholic, and probably a drug addict. she really went to AA.
 
https://twitter.com/MissDaytona/status/18271805162
https://twitter.com/MissDaytona/status/18271851871
 
that quote is from AA's book

"With Crispin Hunt doing ooh baby. Just came back from brighton saw Biff and Tim. Good Week. New music video in mink coat nothing underneath"

a good % of these just seem like things she wanted to do but probably couldn't cause she was depressed and i don't think we should vilify her for that.

I agree, I definitely have sympathy for that. I think it's more a frustration that she tends to speak out about ideas long before they have any basis in reality, so people get hyped and then stuff never comes out.
 
Big picture, Lana has given us a lot of stuff over the years, she has a pretty big output compared to a lot of other artists out there. I'm certainly very grateful for that.

Let's not forget about Ooh Baby...... and Pretty When You Cry............ and Black Beauty............. and the apparent Cola video someone else mentioned but I've never heard about that one 

This thread should be retitled "Songs that Lana said would be released or would have music videos".

didn't she also lie about her age?
 
she said she's born in 1986 but we know that to be a fraudulent statement
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEz-15fOdCI
1:30

I just woke up and it all feels like a fever dream 

Honestly. She said she didn’t put Yosemite on LFL ‘cause she wasn’t “there” yet in terms of happiness. She’s been looking really happy this past year, hanging out with her friends and gotten inspiration back to write more songs. Maybe Yosemite will be on this album? Yosemite, Hey blue baby, Stupid for feeling so happy, Looking for America... all of them have some kind of Americana-feel to them.Please make it happen, Lana, we know you’re lurking here.

Seeing as sis definitely reads here and steals all our brilliant ideas,
 
Sis was on a boat for the NFR cover because the sea represents freedom,etc.
 
So she can take that one step further for WHF and BE. A. MERMAID on the cover:
 

I CANNOT BELIEVE we're on another pre-release thread already.  

Poor Ben, he can't catch a break. NFR finally out and now they're gonna spam him about this one

and that's why we don't read what the twitter crazies say. only LB crazies for me 

we have decided to stan forever

only if you literally think "white" can only ever be associated with race

Only non-US people and night owls are here atm and I'm laughing so hard imagining all the people waking up in a few hours and finding this thread ....