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Would love a Tyler collab! I think a collab with either Father John Misty or Weyes Blood would be great too

I think Norman's better off a Leo if u get what I'm sayin Lana 

The neohumanism acc is 100% fake but it really gives me creepy vibes lol. Probably bc of the lengths they'll go to- e.g. the recent pic of the BBC building doesn't pull up any reverse image searches, meaning they probably swiped it from someone else's ig or cropped and filtered the hell out of a bigger photo. Plus the length of time they've been doing it and the amount of fans who believe in it lol. A big giveaway that it's fake asf is the fact they only do specific things when she's posting specific things. They've uploaded loads in the past few weeks compared to the months of radio silence we've had, when they'd post generic things like a typewrite.
 
Anyway the vinyl will be violet

I’m so over this shit.
 
And no one needs to hold their breath for tomorrow - we haven’t gotten a pre-order that far in advance since Ultraviolence.

I swear that account is weird af because it's 100% not lana (even Lana once answered a comment saying it's not her), but I've seen some videos they've posted that were literally recorded by Lana with her phone but didn't post them in neither of her IG accounts so wtf?

Exactly, the difference between those two footages is huge especially if you watch in HD. Also clocked the fact all the cars in that footage look old af and there's not a single Mcdonalds sign anywhere jk

Neither - the footage from MAC looks like fake 8mm / 16mm footage whilst the cars driving is actual 8mm / 16mm footage. I assume all the bits that aren’t lana (or the waves in Mac) are just stock footage she snatched from somewhere. Literally reminds me of mixing stock footage in high school and calling it art

I deadass don't even think that cars loop was filmed by Chuck, I think she just took it from some old underground film or whataver lmao

Doin time is a bop but there is no place for it in the album.period

i don’t need ben’s fugly ass on MY cover

The cover should be Ben Mawson's mugshot

I know that tracklist is fake as hell but what if she covered this?
 

The fake tracklist is cute but i’m not sure about the order of the songs. How to Disappear as the opener track and HIADT as track 12 when the last three songs are sort of rock?????

Back when Venice Bitch was released and she did the interview she said it was on the album
July 32nd 25:00

Okay wait this actually amazing? A FJM collab? A Red Hot Chili Peppers cover? Yes MA’AM!
 
It’s probs fake but idc

They probably saw this tracklist and pretend its something special no one has seen before.

Cinnamon... In my teeth
 

y’all i KNOW this is clownery and delusion but just... imagine if we got a new surprise single tmrw... or just.. the tracklist/album cover.. i’m really starting to believe myself. help.

To be fair, every time a Lana tracklist has leaked people have made fun of the titles thinking they're fake. 

That tracklist will turn out to be real and 

same! let the clownery begin!

What part of "album coming out next month" you don't understand? oh my god, some of you are very irritating, neither september 6 nor september 30, it's coming in AUGUST f*ck

Norman Fucking Rockwell being censored on the explicit version of the album

It doesn’t look terrible. And I don’t hate the idea of starting with H2D. I really want In Your Car to have another name, though. I actually like that name but I just wanna be surprised when I’m first listening to the record and I don’t know which one it is and then a song ends and all of a sudden the next song opens with those warm piano chords and it’s just total bliss. It’d be such a moment.