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Lana waking up at 9am with her iphone XL relentlessly beeping with messages from the gays asking for the album
 

i wanna see how many people dislike coachella so like this if you do
btw i like the song dont @ me

It’s 9am in Cali, girl wake your ass up and give us the preorder, tracklist, album cover, preorder single, double music video..... now

The lipsters are WILDIN' and claiming that the pre-order/album is coming in the next 24 hours, pissing themselves, going to die of excitement
Lana right now: 

Lana when there's still no album cover, tracklist, or release date on the last day of August:

Look, a CHEERY CHERRY!
 

y'all seriously arguing over curse words... go listen to Peppa or Katy Perry and shut the fuck up

Christ, I'm never mentioning Cherry again ... I created a monster

When Lanaboards Was At War We Kept Discussing Vinyl Colors

And as I was reading another stupid argument on this thread that the gays started out of thin air yet again I couldn't help but wonder can someone be more homophobic than the gays can be to each other?
 
 

See ya at Noodles & Company!

And they didn't think after 11 months of waiting we would have liked to know that info before? I-

Omfg

Two things:
 
1. Should we assume the label didn't let her call the album "Norman Fucking Rockwell", so she changed the name to "The Greatest" and it may be also the title track she
drops before the album, as usually?
 
2. Was the comment from Neohumanism about today's "appointment" just a glimpse of luck after a random try, or does that account has an actual connection to Lana or her team?

Can someone make sure it's not April Fools Day in Lana's calendar or Clown's day?

Oh look here's the new tracklist:
 
Norman Fucking Rockwell

Mariner's Motherfucking Apartment Complex

Happiness is a Butterfly, you miserable fucks

Roses Bloom For You, Bitch

In your fucking car I'm a fucking star and I'm fucking burning the fuck through you

Fuck it, I love you

You don’t ever fucking have to fucking be fucking stronger than you fucking are, motherfucker

The Greatest (Motherfucker)

Cinnamon FFS

hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it, so go fuck yourself

How the fuck to disappear

Venice Bitch

This thread is such a mess that all I could find instead was a Peppa Pig tracklist

Plot twist: she wrote both "Fuck it, I love you" and "The Greatest" about Win Edwards

Clown flowers, the one that throw water at you

Charli sounds so cute in the chorus and so savage in the verses
PABLLO EU TE AMO PUTA QUE PARIU

Doin time is a bop but there is no place for it in the album.period

Who knows?

I heard there’s gonna be a song called Lactose (intolerant) and it’s gonna be the bomb

Since when was Coachella not supposed to be on Lust For Life? I'm so confused with all these allegations and assumptions today, something in the water?