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In 3 years
 
@randomlanadelreyfan: umm lana what the hell happened with the password on your shop
@lanadelrey: Passwords are like riddles that God uses to prove our faith in each other. Norman Fucking Rockwell is coming next month babies xx

ok maybe this is a very stupid idea but
 
the registrar of shoplanadelrey.com is domains@interscope.com
maybe we can email and ask whats going on cuz we wanted to buy the LFL boxset or smth

Btw with my little to no experience w tech I made it in. Once it opens it’s just a giant coupon for $5 off your first 5 sessions of soul cycle. The password is: matchagurl123x

You guys are in a crisis. I'm on my way!
 

It will be a countdown for the Charlie's Angel's track because she's homophobic

https://shoplanadelrey.com/password You can't access this?

https://shoplanadelrey.com/password
 
Charlie's Angels track coming soon? Her store is now locked with a password.

imagine if there wasn't any album cover at all LOL like you just open up spotify and it says "New Release by Lana Del Rey!" and all you see is  

*goes into B&N*
 
hi i was wondering if you know when an album called Norman FUCKING Rockwell by Lana Del Rey is coming out?
 
the desk lady: 

So I had a dream that I met Lana and she spat in my face and then crushed me between her thighs as she burnt out a cigarette into an lgbt flag and laughed at me as I slowly ran out of oxygen and died! She said she album was coming soon tho!

mother moth

That's why his hair is so big... it's full of Norman Fucking Rockwell copies.

Hello, it's the worst-driving woman you know on the iPad
 

as a Latin I can say that we're more worried about the fact that americans STILL control our politics than a random alternative pop singer saying that she wants to look spanish. You want to do something for latin people? Study how imperialism still fucks us, study how americans gave money to the military dictatorship here etc. Stuff like a girl dying her hair black really isn't that important to us. 

um are you guys really fucking implying she's referring to spanish women being black in black beauty????? ............
 
she means her depressive lover is beautiful even if he's depressed... black... sadness... she's painting everything black or darker for him to feel understood oh my god

It’s def livestream and not life’s dream

Y’all won’t believe that she posted racist, cringe-y lyrics on a burner Twitter account, but then witness her changing her own lyrics to “send nudes to you” and the unforgettable “I dye my hair a darker shade of brown,
Because you like your women Spanish” Black Beauty lyrics... make it make sense

'K I must be feeling 50 years old today because I find that "nudes" thing so cringey

why is the only video we have such terrible quality? where are all the fan videos, im calling the police

I’m so hot omg

Shh, it was funnier to say it's matcha oreo 

... But that’s a kiwi.

it's going to be a selfie she took in her bathroom 

i ugly laughed