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maybe she blames us (gays) for her depression cuz we’re responsible for her fame

@@Elle lock this thread I'm begging you look at the kind of nonsense people are posting here this thread is melting their brains i'm calling the police

I know but it’s so funny imagining her scrolling past hundreds of tweets and posts asking about nfr and only stopping to answer an astrology question. She’s hilarious

Consider this era SAVED THE SOUND OF THE CROWD PARTICIPATINGGGGH

OK BUT WHO DID THAT :lmao: :lmao:
 
https://twitter.com/LDRaddic/status/1136777182720794624

Time for that pitiful joke of mine, again
 

 
ETA: even Twitter knows she's a troll. She came up under "suggested users" when I was tagging the troll pic
 

Lana can respond to a tweet about her sun sign but nothing about NFR? Am I surprised???

okay you guys are NOT going to believe this but...
 
 
...I met Lana at Burger King this evening. I was waiting in line just right behind her. I was sooo fckn excited because I thought that was the perfect moment to take a picture with her and maybe ask her about the new album. so I said hi to her and told her how much she means to me and before I could ask her about the new album, she screams at me: "EW DON'T TOUCH ME, YOUR FATNESS JS CONTAGIOUS. I was paralyzed and speechless. Then two security guards came @ me . She told them I was being an annoying fag who couldn't stop pestering her. Next thing I know, the two guards tackled me and I was on the floor screaming for Lana to help me. I knew she wouldn't let this happen. She then snatched my phone and took a selfie for Snapchat, then threw it away after she spit on my face. Then she spit on me again and told me to lose weight lard, as I was dragged out by the security while she cackled out as loud as she could. This is the selfie she took, I'm devastated:
 
 
 

Lana girl, I gotta be honest w you. You’re being a real bitch at this moment

No her name is now currently ‘Sparkle Jump Rope Matcha Latte ‘

Was that her and Ellie auditioning today?

Wow I can't believe Lana is performing at the VMA's with Ellie and she's releasing NFR tomorrow with 10 Ellie Goblin collabs we are being FED       Thank you queen lana i am eternally grateful for your kindness       

I feel like I should’ve seen this messy era coming the moment she started to wear black shirts and yoga pants on stage.

Delay Del Rey, i'm dying i heard Lana is set to perform first glimpses of her upcoming album Norman Fucking Rockwell at the first concert on Mars in 2033 after they leave scorched earth to all us fuckers who cant afford a luxury rocket

Guys it’s comfirmed Delay Del Rey will perform at the VMA’s as a back up dancer for duo lupus

I have to laugh..... but yes I will be supporting this idea

But what if he says something we don't wanna hear like she's ending her career very soon
 
 
Jk I wanna know that shit NOW

This is what bothers me the most, she could just made a tweet in 10 seconds saying "it got delayed but it will be coming soon kids <3" and move on, but the whole situation has been handled so unprofessionally. Whatever, I really don't care that much about her anymore, there's been better releases this year and better releases will come.
 
Stream Gimme by Banks and make sure to stream III when it comes out.

I cannot stand this puta

all these fantastic posts by you guys only for them to be not read or ignored within 3 pages 

Honestly I want to screenshot this and send it to her on Twitter. And we can all RT it.
 
ETA: https://twitter.com/LanaDelHaiku/status/1136081170699939840 RT or save and post on your own timeline

THE best comment that perfectly summarizes how we all feel.   I wanna quote this the next time a person acts clueless as to why people are upset and are actually reconsidering supporting Lana's music. 

Rant incoming: I've been a hardcore stan since 2012, loved the vast majority of her output, defended her when she said questionable things about feminism and whatnot, and continuously supported her throughout these years. However, at this point I'm just really disappointed in her, and it has nothing to do with the quality of her music declining.
 
As an artist, she relies on her fans buying/streaming her music and spending their money on concert tickets and merchandise, otherwise she wouldn't be able to afford multiple houses and maintain the kind of expensive lifestyle she seems to enjoy. She announced that she would be releasing an album "at the top of the year" – well it's June now and there's no album, not even a release date, and we also never got any sort of explanation or update aside from an ambiguous statement on her personal Twitter account and some bitchy comments from one of her managers, leaving us all completely in the dark. And to make matters even worse, she actually managed to affiliate herself with an openly anti-LGBTQ, misogynistic megachurch despite being aware of her huge queer following. Isn't that a punch in the face?
 
Yes, delayed releases are somewhat common in the music industry. Yes, other artists make fauxpas too, surround themselves with the wrong people and say stupid shit every now and then. But for me at least, this ongoing ignorance, lack of communication, and overall just disrespectful behaviour towards the fans is quite unheard of, and I can't think of any other artists treating the people who made them big this way. It's true, of course, technically Lana doesn't owe us anything. But likewise, we don't owe her anything either. I've loved her music for years, and I still do and want to continue supporting her, but I honestly don't know how much longer I can keep doing that. 
 
Stream Gimme by Banks and pray to Yosemite.

imagine if she reads this and still doesn't release the album. cold heart, cold, cold heart. a beating stone in her ribcage 

after liking a couple of posts on here i decided it was finally time to give my two cents on miss lana. funny enough, it was actually my sister who introduced me to her music. i was dazzled by this girl and i could not get enough of her. btd opened me up to so many new sounds and was instrumental in my appreciation of music as an actual art form.
i have so many memories that are linked to her music both good and bad (just like a big chunk of y’all). i’ll never forget the times i went to pick up my sister from college with my dad at night and having born to die play in the background. that winter break when i did nothing but put the album on repeat and incessantly attempt to beat my facebook friends’ subway surfers scores (lol). paradise ep made its way into my ears on a road trip i went on with my mom and sister, and coincidentally it is one of the only days i remember being truly, genuinely, stupidly happy.
 
the ultraviolence era came around at a time where i was coming to terms with a rude awakening that had hit me like a truck, something that i already knew was there but refused to acknowledge simply because of shame and fear. i know thematically ultraviolence has absolutely nothing to do with sexual identity but it was the album that convinced me that love was universal and that maybe one day i would be able to relate to brooklyn baby; to have a guy feel as strongly as i felt for him, a person that would appreciate me for who i was (with flaws and all) and would not expect me to do the impossible. that someone who would lift me up while simultaneously celebrating my independence, making it feel like it was just us against the world, a match made in heaven composed of two individuals of the same caliber.
 
2015 is a very tainted year for me, stained by my parents’ divorce and moving away to a new city which meant starting high school without my longtime friends. eventually my sister moved out and got married, making me feel like i had lost my partner in crime. i had a hard time making new friends the first few months, even communicating with my own mother was getting difficult. and yet honeymoon was there for me, almost like a lullaby my own mother would sing to console me after a nightmare. this is gonna sound so childish but sometimes i thought lana was like a guardian angel () because it was as if she knew i was going through a rough patch and tried to help in her own little way.
 
even after inevitably growing out of her music, i will always hold lana and her work in high regard. even if i discover new artists and proceed to fall in and out of love with them, lana will always have a special place in my heart. now i’m not daft and i am aware that people grow and change but it saddens me to see how she’s turned into almost a complete stranger with hints of elizabeth showing up from time to time. she reminds me of that one dear friend you had a falling out or just simply lost touch with, and regardless of distance or who they’re surrounding themselves with, you can’t help but still wish them the best in life because of how significant they once were to you. i wholeheartedly apologize for how lengthy this got, i guess i just i held this in for a long time because i was afraid i was going to sound like one of those fans who are constantly complaining. i’m glad to see i’m not the only one who has noticed that the spark that made her one of a kind has partially fizzled out, if not completely.