Nightmare

Sky seeing an album release deadline 
 
 

I honestly feel so bad for people thinking the delays and technical difficulties are normal and worth paying for at this point.  The fact they're expected and became part of her show is beyond me. Good for the fans if they're content with the crumbs they're getting, but like seriously...
She's supposed to be a singer. Singing well is the bare minimum. If I was a perfectionist singer and got comments like "at least, she sounded good during X", I would be mortified. 

July?!

bffr

i shred my receipts because all my cards decline

she did an instagram purge….album announcement incoming???

think you should come to my party and put your hands up♥

I'm goin to the airport........
I'm gonna catch a flight.....

not her saying "this one is pretty old, like all the songs i played tonight"

Melanie's random Pity Party playlist on Spotify features High By The Beach and God Knows I Tried.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/26C66A9K9C9dqtL82XRnhU?si=J5Gg-x3iRoy8wkVvqxHrgg&pi=a-HXdGuE2HTJKT
 
"This is the playlist my character Cry Baby would play at her party"
Um that's cute. I want more.

instead of leaking Tove Lo's upcoming music someone could leak Pretty Dull  just think about that

OH JAPANESE JESUS
OH JAPANESE JESUS COME ONNNNNNNN
IM GEARING UP
IM GEARING UP FOR A JAPANESE CHRISTMAS

 

Oh thank you for reminding me Unhappy Meal exists

i'm sorry but that reminds me of a happy meal toy 

The Portals perfume release is... interesting to say the least. When we started being told a perfume was coming, I was hoping to see something similar to the Crybaby perfume that, while a bit niche, is over all an appealing blend with a simple package you can tuck into a drawer if you don't want to display it. I know smaller and more affordable bottles are meant to be coming out next spring, but it just leads me to think this release was being pushed out before it was ready and rushed to completion.

Another thing I've started to see now that people are receiving their packages is that even if they are over all happy with the product in terms of the packaging, they're disappointed with the fragrances themselves. u/blue_cookie_cutter on reddit said the fragrances only lasted for around ten minutes on their skin, and had a plasticy overtone after drying down that they compared to a c*ndom. I do hope that this is just a case of an individual receiving a poor product, possibly from winter temperatures during transit, but if this does turn out to be a consistent issue it's disappointing that this is another instance of low-quality merchandise being pushed by Melanie that probably won't be spoken on.

and all the perfume bottles look like an4l plugs.......... melanie girl this ain't you.

and all the perfume bottles look like an4l plugs.......... melanie girl this ain't you.

and all the perfume bottles look like an4l plugs.......... melanie girl this ain't you.

I honestly like the perfume bottles. I just wish the box was a simple ornate treasure chest 

and all the perfume bottles look like an4l plugs.......... melanie girl this ain't you.

Omfg--

I don't know what's in those mushrooms she's been taking, but no. Just.. holy fuck, no.