boom like that

I have been trying to figure out the same thing but everyone is too busy talking about wanting an ASMR version of BAR on NFR because the one we have isn’t enough, apparently

cock allegedly

So the fans in Azerbaijan said the album is out Aug 30th, there will be a boxset that comes with a vinyl of the album, a vinyl of Life Is Beautiful, a butt plug that says Norman on it.
 
You heard it here first gays x

props for committing to the center align too, that’s what i call dedication to authenticity

Hey guys, thought I'd pop in to condescendingly insinuate about your collective mental health again! 

 

the queen of new york city?
 
yall better pray sis never gets her pilots license or everyone is in danger .. license to operate an aircraft propelled by a jet engine is a dangerous thing for a horrible fucking driver like Lana to have - but she might have it

I’m fully expecting an announcement before the end of the week, sis better not let us down
Not y’all believing these lyrics posted by some random ass twitter account whose latest post is about how itchy their yeast infection is..

honestly this is just getting old

we get it, you think we're a bunch of batshit unmedicated lunatics, there's no need to beat a dead horse

That or the fact ur takes are fucking stale

We are going to be grateful that she has released so much music within the last six years, alongside having one of the largest unreleased catalogs out there. 

It’s taken me all day to get through these pages. I had a meltdown about cinnamon girl. I hate it. It’s the name of a cutsie clothing store in Hawaii and that’s all I can think of

You guys are SO ANNOYING 

The master clown herself strikes again

Me when Lana reveals the tracklist and Bartender, a song she only mentioned once and we never even heard one single second of it, it's not on the album 

Look, I hope that after this fucking wait it’s all worth it. No lie we have been TRAUMATIZED gays. It better be Norman fucking worth it.

"Chuck, grab your Nokia and take a picture of me" 

no should i make one

is there a lanaboards discord? i feel like we could use something like it since this thread is what it is right now lol.

its so funny that we're always depending on ourselves to find the latest updates
lana taught me how to be an independent woman

you guys im gunna miss our shitty talks when the album is out
i mean its the best thing about every pre album

This is off topic, the SWAT team & US Navy will be visiting you briefly.  
Enjoy listening to NFR from PRISON!
 
 

In this thread
In this thread
In NFR pre-release
We are clowns
We go slow we go slow we go so slow
We don't move
I don't believe, Lana, in the place you take us
Makin' us anxious of this fuckin' mess
In this thread we are clowns
And we'll just never win

Everytime I went to nap, Lana would announce or something would happen, but not this time... Should I put myself in a coma? 

lets remember its been almost a year since mariners apartment complex