Pico Ocean Boulevard

My stupid ass is little bit late to the fucking ceremony. Congrats to the winners !! They made Lanaboards a more messier...I mean a more iconic place than it is. Congrats to the nominates too!!
I'm glad to see that Lana del Rey has won biggest Liar. If she won't win a Grammy next week she has at least won this Award. Amazing!
Casette Girl and her grandparents tried to do God's work. What a honour that Lanaboards gave them the best leaker award or whatever this category was named.
And Terrence Loves Me is now cursed. The holy Lanatives, which is a group of witches living in the holy Yosemite caves, say that you are cursed if you won the Worst Taste category the 3rd Time in a row. You will always win the Worst Taste category. There is no escape except Lana will release Y*semite or L*fe is beaut*ful
And MXDH got robbed.
And movebaby deserved best Member
Finally it's official that Ultraheroin has the best taste

Wanted to ban you for not attending the Lipsters but then I saw the nice words at the end of your post and I just wanna say thanks 

My stupid ass is little bit late to the fucking ceremony. Congrats to the winners !! They made Lanaboards a more messier...I mean a more iconic place than it is. Congrats to the nominates too!!
I'm glad to see that Lana del Rey has won biggest Liar. If she won't win a Grammy next week she has at least won this Award. Amazing!
Casette Girl and her grandparents tried to do God's work. What a honour that Lanaboards gave them the best leaker award or whatever this category was named.
And Terrence Loves Me is now cursed. The holy Lanatives, which is a group of witches living in the holy Yosemite caves, say that you are cursed if you won the Worst Taste category the 3rd Time in a row. You will always win the Worst Taste category. There is no escape except Lana will release Y*semite or L*fe is beaut*ful
And MXDH got robbed.
And movebaby deserved best Member
Finally it's official that Ultraheroin has the best taste

My stupid ass is little bit late to the fucking ceremony. Congrats to the winners !! They made Lanaboards a more messier...I mean a more iconic place than it is. Congrats to the nominates too!!
I'm glad to see that Lana del Rey has won biggest Liar. If she won't win a Grammy next week she has at least won this Award. Amazing!
Casette Girl and her grandparents tried to do God's work. What a honour that Lanaboards gave them the best leaker award or whatever this category was named.
And Terrence Loves Me is now cursed. The holy Lanatives, which is a group of witches living in the holy Yosemite caves, say that you are cursed if you won the Worst Taste category the 3rd Time in a row. You will always win the Worst Taste category. There is no escape except Lana will release Y*semite or L*fe is beaut*ful
And MXDH got robbed.
And movebaby deserved best Member
Finally it's official that Ultraheroin has the best taste

My stupid ass is little bit late to the fucking ceremony. Congrats to the winners !! They made Lanaboards a more messier...I mean a more iconic place than it is. Congrats to the nominates too!!
I'm glad to see that Lana del Rey has won biggest Liar. If she won't win a Grammy next week she has at least won this Award. Amazing!
Casette Girl and her grandparents tried to do God's work. What a honour that Lanaboards gave them the best leaker award or whatever this category was named.
And Terrence Loves Me is now cursed. The holy Lanatives, which is a group of witches living in the holy Yosemite caves, say that you are cursed if you won the Worst Taste category the 3rd Time in a row. You will always win the Worst Taste category. There is no escape except Lana will release Y*semite or L*fe is beaut*ful
And MXDH got robbed.
And movebaby deserved best Member
Finally it's official that Ultraheroin has the best taste

NFR three part musicvideo editing teas

I got the feeling that she delayed it so that she can complety forget about it....
And yeah some instrumentals would be great. If anything on this album will sound like the Ride Intro or like Burnt Norton I'll be blown away though

I don’t remember her saying this but either way, I want it too, I need more jazz from Lana

Lipsters Awards Hit An All-Time Low In Ratings
 
The legendary Lana Del Rey-themed awards show, which took place at the Raue Center for the Arts near Laurel Canyon, Hollywood, met their lowest rating numbers ever, far below 'The Charli XCX Thread'. Insiders admit they've been having a rough time ever since the show was announced. "We weren't getting any members submitted for the categories," said one insider to Fag Times. "Despite having an excellent design, new categories, new venue and even a goddamn neon green carpet, people just didn't attend," said another.
 

 
Make-up artist Elle was the night's big winner with no less than 3 awards: Biggest Stan, Peace Keeper and Veteran Member, shared with Evil Entity. Terrence Loves Me has won Worst Taste for the third time in a row: some say this phenomenon could be in this year's Guinness World Records. As for the most important award of the night, Lipster of the Year, artist Rorman Nockwell took the prize home.

Because, while a certain member seem to know the address to Jack Antonoff's studio and seem to have a life threatening addiction to Pitchfork reviews and Metacritic scores (isn't that all the same anyway?), other members have the ability to write detailed thinkpieces and comments about the current state of things without having to parrot critics, while also re-using the same two gifs every posts. Might be why a certain member won over another. 
 
But what the hell do I know about all this nonsense? 
 

 
Also congrats to Ultraviolence for winning album of the decade, while being the actual album of the decade. 
 
Taste & common sense.

I can't comprehend how more LanaBoards members voted for NFR for album of the decade than for BTD 
 

Thanks to @@Lad for all the effort and dedication put into making this iconic Lanaboards event happen every year.
 
The arena was half empty full this year but that's okay. I blame it on lack of promo etc. 
 
I'm sure tickets for next year's award ceremony will sell like hot cakes. 
 

Lana...I.... Kinda congratulate you.... for winning the Clown of Year

Snorting coke off of your Born To Die vinyl 2.0! Thinking about it, the things that this record has seen and experienced, whew...
 
Tasteless.

@ not winning a single award is a CRIME

Well.
 
Winners Recap:
Most Active: Clampigirl
Best Username: Nobody
Worst Username: Harvie Weinstinez
Biggest Stan: Elle
Nicest Member: Clampigirl
Rudest Member: Valerie
Best Taste: UltraHeroin
Worst Taste: Terrence Loves Me
Blogger: PARADIXO
Status Updater: SparkleJumpRopeNoose
Veteran Member: Elle, evilentity
Underrated Member: alejxndro
Best Banned Member: Masochism, movebaby
Biggest Lana Hater: RormanNockwell
Hybrid Fan: SlowGinFizzz
Attention Whore: Jared
Favorite Leaker: Cassette Girl
Biggest Liar: Lana Del Rey
Most Forgotten: annedauphine
Drama Queen: RormanNockwell
Best New Member: movebaby
Peace keeper Award: Elle
Most Problematic: Valerie
Hottest Member: PARADIXO
Most Annoying: Jared
Best Instagram Account: lanastickfigures
Big Eyes: TheBoss
Can You Come Up...: Jared
Slutties Member: Bob Renoir de Monet
Clown of the Year 2019: Lana Del Rey
Leak of the Year: Color Blue / Wild One
Thread of the Year: NFR Pre-Release Thread
Drama of the Year: NFR Pre-Release Thread
Album of the Decade:
1. Ultraviolence (35.8%)
2. Honeymoon (20.8%)
3. Norman Fucking Rockwell (17%)
4. Born to Die (13.2%)
5. Lana Del Ray AKA Lizzy Grant (9.4%)
6. Lust for Life (3.8%)
7. Paradise (0%).
Vanguard Award: evilentity
Lipster of the Year!: RormanNockwell
 
 
Congratulations!

the holy trinity.

Aesthetically I feel like UV has been Lana’s best work. She truly captured an atmosphere with UV with the drugs, rock & roll, the dark aura. Production wise Honeymoon just fucking hits. I hate my freshman year of high school self for not appreciating it more when it came out, but these STRINGS are so captivating and haunting. It literally puts you in a trance. Personally though, NFR stands out as my fav because of my current stage of life and how it came at the right time.

Banned for still banning other people because of their denial of Christmas
Leave that shit in December

Banned for still banning other people because of their denial of Christmas
Leave that shit in December

No definitive proof but maybe: she went to a beer festival and someone on Twitter said they served her a beer, she was at some other craft beer factory (?) about a month later, and on his story recently there were two beers on his coffee table (one was his), it was when she was in Oklahoma with him, and I'm pretty sure you could hear her laughing in the background. 

at least this confirms that lana's attending

“Which LDR and Lorde song combo are you?
https://www.buzzfeed.com/dylanrayroberts/everyone-is-a-combination-of-a-lana-del-rey-and-lo-4aoq6x8lcy
 
My result:
Why does this feel so accurate?

Don't be telling us the winner's envelopes took longer than expected to bind by hand.

What's your insta? We need to know so we can ask when you're releasing the results thousands of times in your comments
 
And don't forget to post 16 snippets of the results