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i still can’t believe we’re getting the video in 3 weeks holy shit

That’s super interesting!! So FIILY and DT were the only ones she worked on after tweeting in March of 19 that “the record is done but who knows when it’ll come out” maybe there was pressure to have a ‘radio’ song date all!
 
bartender is N/A but that one and TNBAR were done *before* Norman, because she talked about Bartender saying it was ‘weird’ and ‘didn’t have a place yet’

I know we shit talk her for ‘ruining’ BAR by reworking it and putting it on NFR, but I think the demo we got was a super super early version, and she ‘ruined’ it way before NFR. 
 
In this video during the LFL era, when she talks about ‘Architecture’ she mentions both Topanga and Malibu. In the demo version we got (which was what we assumed she was talking about, it’s the only version we had) she doesn’t mention Malibu or Topanga, but in the version we got on NFR we do! (Topangas hot tonight. We play the eagles down in Malibu)
 
I also LOL at the fact that she says “Architecute I talked about that one so much!” But she literally didn’t say a word about it. It got leaked as BAR and Shazam started recognizing it and called it Architecture..She didn’t say anything about it herself 
 
 

That’s super interesting!! So FIILY and DT were the only ones she worked on after tweeting in March of 19 that “the record is done but who knows when it’ll come out” maybe there was pressure to have a ‘radio’ song date all!
 
bartender is N/A but that one and TNBAR were done *before* Norman, because she talked about Bartender saying it was ‘weird’ and ‘didn’t have a place yet’

if NFR can have vinyls by the end of March, surely COTCC can, too!

That’s super interesting!! So FIILY and DT were the only ones she worked on after tweeting in March of 19 that “the record is done but who knows when it’ll come out” maybe there was pressure to have a ‘radio’ song date all!
 
bartender is N/A but that one and TNBAR were done *before* Norman, because she talked about Bartender saying it was ‘weird’ and ‘didn’t have a place yet’

mastering means when the song was done done done. They may have been working on the songs for a little while. Like HIAB..it wasn’t done until June of ‘18 but it was the first one she teased in February (?). Also HTD, we got the first look at that one around October of ‘18 but they kept working on it until January ‘19. So it’s very possible Love Song was the first one they did together, but they kept working on it until August   
 
and that’s very possible because we know how long Lana can hold onto a song

That’s super interesting!! So FIILY and DT were the only ones she worked on after tweeting in March of 19 that “the record is done but who knows when it’ll come out” maybe there was pressure to have a ‘radio’ song date all!
 
bartender is N/A but that one and TNBAR were done *before* Norman, because she talked about Bartender saying it was ‘weird’ and ‘didn’t have a place yet’

I know we shit talk her for ‘ruining’ BAR by reworking it and putting it on NFR, but I think the demo we got was a super super early version, and she ‘ruined’ it way before NFR. 
 
In this video during the LFL era, when she talks about ‘Architecture’ she mentions both Topanga and Malibu. In the demo version we got (which was what we assumed she was talking about, it’s the only version we had) she doesn’t mention Malibu or Topanga, but in the version we got on NFR we do! (Topangas hot tonight. We play the eagles down in Malibu)
 
I also LOL at the fact that she says “Architecute I talked about that one so much!” But she literally didn’t say a word about it. It got leaked as BAR and Shazam started recognizing it and called it Architecture..She didn’t say anything about it herself 
 
 

Idk where to post this but I guess it's a fun fact to keeo somewhere, BlackOutZone from ATRL posted the dates where masters of NFR were made
 
 She finishes the album in parts. To put things in perspective these are the dates of each NFR song being finished and mastered:
01. Norman ****ing Rockwell - 06.27.18
02, Mariners Apartment Complex (I'm Your Man) - 08.31.18
03. Venice Bitch - 06.26.18
04. **** it I Love You - 07.23.19
05. Doin' Time - 04.04.19
06. Love Song - 08.06.18
07. Cinnamon - 12.18.18
08. How to Disappear - 1.20.19
09. California - 1.18.19
10. The Next Best American Record - N/A
11. The Greatest - 02.13.19
12. Bartender - N/A
13. Happiness - 06.30.18
14. Sylvia Plath - 08.04.18

I know we shit talk her for ‘ruining’ BAR by reworking it and putting it on NFR, but I think the demo we got was a super super early version, and she ‘ruined’ it way before NFR. 
 
In this video during the LFL era, when she talks about ‘Architecture’ she mentions both Topanga and Malibu. In the demo version we got (which was what we assumed she was talking about, it’s the only version we had) she doesn’t mention Malibu or Topanga, but in the version we got on NFR we do! (Topangas hot tonight. We play the eagles down in Malibu)
 
I also LOL at the fact that she says “Architecute I talked about that one so much!” But she literally didn’t say a word about it. It got leaked as BAR and Shazam started recognizing it and called it Architecture..She didn’t say anything about it herself 
 
 

manifesting ten minutes music video with story line 

The butt is representative for all the scat porn attacks Lanaboards went through 

where are people getting vampire from? she’s a werewolf hence the full moon reflecting in her eyes. maybe symbolism of alcoholism? bad disease? comes out at night? 
 
contemplating music videos under lb threads at 2am 

So will this actually be happening the 17th or are you going to delay it the 12th and then two months later reveal your favorite category of the awards
 
im kidding i promise, I’m really excited for this!

Yes! Although, some artists will launch a pre-order and the date will say TBD, but Lana’s pre-orders have always come with an official announcement of the date.

okay so i slowed down the trailer and Lala is clearly in a tornado during the car scene... @IanadeIrey your theory is coming together love i can feel it blowing in. maybe the tornadhoe girlfriend painting WAS a hint/inspiration after all omg we’re really getting our post apocalyptic slutty monster halloween video  

Gurl, the first world wide pandemic in 100 years won’t “be dated” by 2022. The mask will be fine and we will all have PTSD for years.

Holy shiiiiit. We're actually getting this in 20 days, she's actually posting lmao we wonnnn 

 

COCC VIDEO IN 20 DAYS

I- 

the tornado emojis 

but like...what was the point of announcing it to soften us when literally NO ONE would’ve been mad had she just said “sorry guys it’s coming out in march but you’ll ge the cover tracklist lead single and mv in 2 months see you then xx" ? i’m confusion like we all, well i did, knew that cover album wouldn’t come and she was just lying (cough cough cherry music video) so like...what was the whole point of this if she was announcing it in december either way 

I can’t believe I ever thought this was real. I’ve been in this fan base for nine years

Can't wait for September 5 December 25