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She seems to love that album a lot for someone who only sings bartender from it

She seems to love that album a lot for someone who only sings bartender from it

She seems to love that album a lot for someone who only sings bartender from it

She seems to love that album a lot for someone who only sings bartender from it

She seems to love that album a lot for someone who only sings bartender from it

She seems to love that album a lot for someone who only sings bartender from it

She seems to love that album a lot for someone who only sings bartender from it

when trump wins and her boyfriend leaks the album 

I made a moodboard for Lasso and the vinyl needs to be swampy lilac

Maybe she sings roses bloom to herself before going on stage as a grounding ritual

Only if Kamala wins 

Late September/early October for single one, and then the second single in December with album preorder

The fact that if lana didn’t lie this time, lasso would’ve been out in 2-3 weeks 

Oh honey...

when it turns out that jinn and placid were cosplaying insiders for their lasso manifestation ritual

Imagine she’s lassoing an entire airboat for the cover 

Nothing comes close to in the cock in the cockpit...

lock the thread & ban everyone

Track 2. Kamala and Donald (Hands Across The Barricade) 
I listened to this surf noir country fusion masterpiece the other day with a really big music exec super cool

Now that there's no upcoming shows and no album news my life feels empty  Idk how did I survive every other pre-release era but after I joined Lanaboards I've suddendly grown more impatient I'm blaming y'all

Guys, I just reread the predictions of Balkan prophetess Baba Vanga for this year and she apparently said that Lana’s album will come out on Halloween as a way to scare Satan away (I think she meant Trump here). According to her, the album will focus on space country themes, imagine an Alabama colony on Mars. Nikki Lane is on the album, also Jack Donoghue makes moaning sounds on track 7 which is a witchy chant extrapolating the Judah Smith interlude. Lana will receive 4 grammys for the album and will receive critical acclaim.  Beyonce and Shakira  will do a cover of the lead single on BBC Radio 1 live lounge. 

Okay y’all 🤠
 
Jinn was fun and all, but let’s try and steer this thread back to more serious Lasso topics/discussions (which yes, at the time is very limited). Many of these posts belong in Random/Lana conversation, and there’s no need to keep this thread alive and breathing with nonsense 
 
also, a quick little heads up for anyone who is thinking of pulling a Jinn, trolling is against the forum rules and we will be mod queuing and warning any and all copycats 

Hi All
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Hello, All,
 
I have been lurking here for a while, seeing all the 'insiders' post fake info is funny. I, however, am a real insider, and have listened to what you know as Lasso.
 
- It is a mix of Ultraviolence and Honeymoon
- OG fans will be happy
- There are soft rock and jazzy elements
- Track 6 is an invitation
- Track 2 is P**** L***
 
I will be holding a Q&A in 1 hour  

Lana exorcising the fun from her puss in "son of a gun":