Distantly

Actually we need a group hug from Elle.

Shanice, 
 
 
but on topic, do you think the COCC booklet pics will be by Chuck?

"Blue Jean is not my lover"

Shanice bribed them wbk

some of y’all are negative nancy’s and it’s no fun. like why are you even here? 

I’m in a chat with an Amazon Music rep now, let’s see how this goes!

There's only 24 hours in a day
And all of them you spend
On delusions of pre-order and release

Y’all are emailing companies and I’m over here with my ouija board asking the spirits what they know about cocc

Google Music gave us The Greatest last year. There are our sistren there, they need to come through with COCC 
EDIT: they're cancelled 

eventually they're gonna get transferred to SHANICE and only then can we finally expose her.     

We should call her Lana Delay instead of Lana Del Rey. 

idk if im late to this news, but the Record Store lana posted a picture of on Insta has posted a Facebook post thanking her for coming in and said "Today has been ROCKING! Keep us in mind for that Album Release Event. Cheers to you, from your friends at #TheRecordParlour" 
 
is she gonna have some event???

as messy as this thread gets, the pre-release threads are the best on the site. Post-Release thread can't touch this level of delusion and excellence 
See you all tomorrow the the preorder Girlies!

WWJD more like WWSD (what would shanice do) 

Sometimes I wonder: What would Shanice do if she were here? 

If nothing gets released in the next 24 hours or on Sept 4-5 chile 

I’ve taken next Friday off work because I’m such a 
 
Don’t know whether to give the day back or not 

Sheridan's apology video leaked:

when we reach page 1000 without any news about the album

yall need to let the september 4th/5th date go

Who knew Lana dropping a release date during lockdown would be the thing that destroyed us all

So, who do you believe, babes? 
 
Sheridan 
 
or
 
Shanice 
 
Place your bets.

yes forget about karen, we don’t stan her

I have a customer yelling at me on the other tab but i dont care because cocc is coming CONFIRMED lets party ladies!!!