Hallo Heaven

The boredom is palpable. This has no right making me laugh as hard as it did  cheers I‘m too drunk for her shit

lana alone in a hotel room after an alleged break-up sharing feet pics. I love this vibe

this is getting weird
 
 

please 
 

going by your set location u live in a country where being gay is punishable by death and women have to ask permission from a male guardian to marry. i feel like this ain't a good comparison??

Exactly! Also, there's a thing of being unhealthily too skinny as well as unhealthily overweight. And Lana isn't either one of those. Even if she was, it isn't our place to say anything about it or our problem!!!! Ugh idk how people in this world don't understand that concept

you're acting like she's morbidly obese (and if she was, you still shouldn't comment on her size) just because she isn't stick thin doesn't mean she's "fat" or unhealthy, she could be totally healthy, and i gurantee you, you're not pointing out her size because you worry about her health, you're just doing it because you feel the need to insult her, you're not saying anything kind or helpful, so don't say anything at all
 
and what's funny is that you insulting her for her size is way more harmful for young, impressionable people, lana being a certain size and literally just existing isn't going to harm someone's self-perception the same way body-shaming will

Are you a doctor? Who the hell are you to tell Lana she's fat? In the US, a lot of men are attracted to women with thick thighs or a big ass or big tits. A lot of men are also attracted to skinnier women too. There's always someone out there who's attracted to whatever size someone might be. Your sole opinion, which I don't think you're a doctor on Lanaboards, correct me if I'm wrong, but your opinion doesn't validate being rude. In the US, mental health is a big problem, especially with COVID, and along with those are eating disorders caused by people telling other people they're too fat or too skinny. If Lana was 600+ lbs, maybe we could worry about her health, but... she's not even remotely close to morbidly obese. And even then, it's none of our places to scream at her. If she were that overweight, she would know it, she would be able to tell, herself.
 
It's nobody's place to be calling her too fat or too thin. Lana is in the public, yes, but saying those things are what causes a lot of people issues with their weight. Some people can't help it, they take medication that makes them gain weight and they can't lose it. Some people are genetically born to be bigger -- they just can't help it. I've always had a body image issue with my weight without anyone calling me fat, so imagine yourself having people tweet "fatty" or any other mean shit at you just because you might've gained 10 or 15 pounds? It's just... rude, public figure or not. And she didn't ask you for health advice -- so keep it to yourself.
 
Also, want to point out, people who actually ARE fat, they know they're fat. Pointing it out and saying "Ugh, you're unhealthy and you're gonna die quicker than me hehe" doesn't make you any better than them. That's just plain toxic. You can have opinions, but sometimes you don't have to share those opinions. America is trying to move into a place where people of all shapes, colors, nationality, gender, sexual orientation, whatever are okay to be who they are and how they come. This is just... some weird gatekeeping thing. Not sure about your culture in your country, but people are starting to be open about who they are and trying to get to a place with being happy about who they are and how they look and that's such a healthy thing for people to do in general. If someone is happy being fat, let them live and be fat. If they're happy being skinny, let them live. There's no need to be rude.
 
On another note-- Lana herself sings about stuff like this in Boarding School. "I'm a fan of the pro-ana nation - had to do drugs to stop the f-food cravings." If Lana is off of drugs and eating regularly, no one has a place to tell her anything about her weight. We don't know much about if she struggled in the past with eating disorders, but people making comments that she's overweight or anything even remotely close to it is disgusting. 
 
And your "American doctors are prolly less concerned about weight" comment is quite insulting. Doctors in the US do worry about weight but not everything is about your weight. Fuck off.

I just found out there's a street about three hours from me called Nikki Lane lol, maybe it's a sign that this album will be a good thing after all 
 

He created his account like 2 weeks ago, he’s obviously a troll 
 
@Elle already warned him to stop body shaming let her take care of it 

i finally figured out who nikki lane looks like. Ruth Wilson! 
 


 
tell me i'm not the only one who sees it

Earlier today, Lana Del Rey stopped at a pop-up market outside of Kinda Tropical in Austin, Texas to shop at Lonesome Wolf Vintage's & Vintage Perks' booths. She also had lunch with Cody Osbourne and other friends at La Barbecue.
Lana is visiting Austin, Texas with Nikki Lane as Nikki will be performing in the city tonight.

 

the first letter of the fan's name looks... phallic
girthy but phallic
 
adorable though 

I’m not sold on this project or Nikki but the way I look at it is if it’s something that Lana wants to do then I support. She’s giving me 7 solid albums of pure joy so I’ll survive. 

I shouldn't laugh to this, but I did. I'm going to burn in hell

america is not the world
god bless china - and all of the beautiful women in it

It totally looks like "Lanz Del Rey"

To Jzig

I think it's good that she's gotten out of LA and gone to Texas and is with a friend because once all the tabloids get word of the break up they'll be desperate for pix.
There was some dude from People magazine in Clayton's Twitter replies asking him about it earlier. Embarrassing.

At the end of the day, nobody knows shit about shit and we are just people on the internet. 

"All I hear is Billie Holiday; that's all that I play."
 
Personal sovereignty means being at the center of your own life and not giving others too much power over you., so that sounds to me like a very confident, empowered mindset of setting boundaries whether she and Clay are broken up or just taking a break. She's stronger than all her men (except for you)  

Her little boots are so cute. But Nikki pressuring her to sing that song when it seems like she and Clay are breaking up...

The way she flat out says “I don’t wanna be here but can’t say no to Nikki” 
 
And then randomly announces another album 
 
sis doesn’t do good under pressure 

Ahh, that's Texas!

oh my god i just realized the song too fffffffffff