missamericatrash

Choose your fighter
 

i feel like cocc is gonna have cola’s little sister on it

remember when we convinced ourselves she was gonna release LFL on a full moon for some reason?

"hello yees this is lana del ray i'm so sorryy but i have mispllaced my album and i was wondering if u had a copy ? pleasse its urgent thank you"

i can imagine her just sitting behind a piece of glass and fans have to slide the vinyl underneath for her to sign it

We should call her Lana Delay instead of Lana Del Rey. 

Sheridan after stans doxx him for lying tomorrow

Me toooo! That whole movie tbh is one long panic attack LOL
Laura Dern for President
 
I would love a song from Lana called "Inland Empire" 

LanaBoards has the range

speed it up, just like the release 

Born to Die: The Paradise Edition
 
Chemtrails Over the Country Club: White Hot Forever Edition

How do we get new information and STILL be left with more questions than answers?
 

Album announcement today
Beats1 interview with Zane Lowe + Lead single premiere tomorrow
Lead single + Preorder Friday
Album Trailer Saturday
VMAs performance Sunday
Lead single music video Monday
Superbowl 2021 Halftime Show announcement Tuesday
September Vogue issue + Cover announcement Wednesday
Cryptic unrelated Instagram post Thursday
Album Friday
Next album snippet Saturday
 
 
 
 

Sheridan got the numbers wrong. Nothing is coming on Saturday. Lana is just a secret performer at the VMAs. She's going to perform Doin' Time, then lose to 21 pilots. Then she'll reveal that because of 21 pilots she's delaying cocc twenty-one months and never performing on live tv again.

She is definitely building up to something

So, since she’s gonna surprise drop the preorder tomorrow, what do you think we’ll get today on instagram? An Ultraviolence throwback? A picture of her testing the wind direction squatted in the middle of a parking lot? A photo of her dermatologist? Or a Instagram story of her feeding the cats while listening to WAP?

She is definitely building up to something

something about this cocc made these kids go crazy

Manifesting an announcement by updating and reposting my Pre-Release national anthem 
 

ALL RISE FOR THE PRE-RELEASE THREAD ANTHEM
 
Climb up the D, of the desperation sign, ( yeah)
In these psychotic moments
The fandom is mine, (doo woop doo woop)
There's nobody here, just us stans together (shadoop shadoop)
Keepin' us shook, white hot forever 
 
Cause we're the masters of our own COCC
We're the captains of this lana era 
There's no way for us to not create drama 
Cause COCC you're delayed, you're delayed 
And we were like..... 
 
Re-lease, release the album, release release the album, release release the god damn albummmmmmm 
 

Me today:

 

She is definitely building up to something

She is definitely building up to something

It is happening... WE WON!!!
 

On Monday, she destroys us, but by Friday we are revived. Put out that COCC, wear my blinders in the thread. 

Oh my, I love that Dorothy doll! (but she’s missing her ruby slippers! oh no!) Is it Lana’s or Charlie’s? Do we know? Also it’s weird they posted a wizard of oz related thing because the title “chemtrails over the country club” has been giving me strong Oz vibes. Y’know what are probably over the rainbow? Chemtrails. Maybe Oz is just America fucked up by chemtrails lol. (And I mean Dorothy is from Kansas and is swept up to Oz and has to find her way back home, which kinda screams Tulsa Jesus Freak vibes. Omg)