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it's giving magnum opus 

carmen when margaret walks by 

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
THIS IS ABOUT LANA DEL FUCKING REY AND HER TITTY ERA
 
now kindly, please go get laid or something, you desperately need it

Excuse me ma’am, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. That is my sister who was killed by a metra train. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know her but I need you to take this down please.

when lana uses her saved up witch energy from the unreleased lust for life tracklists to summon a demon to vanquish taylor & miley

me going into @Kintsugi's profile to read everything they've ever said abt this album 

Taco Truck x VB is gonna be a hit or miss i think (hopefully hit)

watching this thread like a hawk for that bastard zippo lighter  sorry to my credit card in advance

Lana's tit making her art debut 

no but REST IN PEACE to the real legend that carried this era for MONTHS: DNC
 

 
I'll miss you, bitch

If she isn’t gonna name it American Whore I’d rather she name it A&W than AW. AW is so lame and feels so censored. A&W is kinda high camp very americana kinda chaotic and nonsensical but makes a lot of sense when you don’t think about it!

the way she gave away margaret and we all just ignored it

In my mind the nipple cover is the official cover that got shut down for streaming cause it’s too explicit 

So glad we got the tracklist but can't believe we'll have to wait 14 extra days you win some, you lose some...

i haven't seen my mother in a really long time...

When Liz, I’m Calling From Calihoma ends up on LDR10 
 

So….I guess I teased “Paris, Texas” back in June 2021!

Not Lana doing all this while I’m out at dinner
Shaking while trying to eat my salad.
also pls do not post her nip on the site my Adsense policies are ruthless skfjsk
okay be back soon I can’t even process this rn too much at once while I’m not home x

The Grants Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd Sweet A&W Judah Smith Interlude Candy Necklace Jon Batiste Interlude Kintsugi Fingertips Paris, Texas Grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he's deep-sea fishing Let the Light In (feat. Father John Misty) Margaret (feat. Bleachers) Fishtail Peppers (feat. Tommy Genesis) Taco Truck x VB

“There we were, screaming “Black Lives Matter”, in the crowd”
i swearrrrr she could’ve left this line out and the song would’ve been completely fine.. 

Your Band Is All The Rage & All Smiles

This is actually a perfect title—
 
UFB is a play on UFO (Unidentified Flying Object), which connects to Bill talking about seeing UFOs in the first verse
But the "Flying Bill" is also a double meaning since he's "getting higher" in the song 

hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it < sylvia plath

Wild At Heart - CORNY
Dark But Just A Game - CORNY
Not All Who Wander Are Lost - CORNY
Text Book - Ugly looking
Happiness is a butterfly - CORNY
Love - Should have been Young & In Love

something that makes lana's music unique is her interesting song titles, many of them are good, but some of them... may not be her best, list your least favorite lana song titles here! 
 
here's mine:
 
24 (it's not terrible, it's just... a number... it could've been so much more interesting)
in my feelings (just... no...)
fuck it i love you (doesn't feel like a classic lana del rey song title... it's just one i don't like that much)
the next best american record (it should've just been "best american record", it sounds better)
the greatest (basically the same reason as fuck it i love you)
did you know that there's a tunnel under ocean blvd (WAY too much going on, it should've just been "there's a tunnel under ocean boulevard" or maybe even "ocean boulevard", also, i don't like the fact that she shortened it to "blvd")
 
i think that's it!