Crazy Husband Thief

To be honest all of the following need to be cut and replaced:
- Bartender
- Pretty When You Cry
- Cherry
- Hope
- The Grants
- Arcadia
- Candy Necklaces
- Born To Die
 
add:
- Say Yes To Heaven
- Radio
- Peppers
- Let The Light In
- White Dress
- Fishtail
- Taco Truck x VB
- Brooklyn Baby
 

To be honest all of the following need to be cut and replaced:
- Bartender
- Pretty When You Cry
- Cherry
- Hope
- The Grants
- Arcadia
- Candy Necklaces
- Born To Die
 
add:
- Say Yes To Heaven
- Radio
- Peppers
- Let The Light In
- White Dress
- Fishtail
- Taco Truck x VB
- Brooklyn Baby
 

Now hear me out; i know this is a bit late but  I've been thinking about this none stop today and i have to share it somewhere so here's my literal dream performance lol.
The stage will have some small bleachers, like 2 or 3 rows (think beyoncé's coachella set but smaller) behind it will be a big "HOLLYWOOD" sign on a platform and behind it will be what we had today, so some pillars, a balcony and spiral staircases.
There will also be the big cake infront

ACT I: Coachella Intro 
1. Lust for Life ft. The Weeknd (the stage is dark then it lits up with her being on top of the H of the hollywood sign, after the first chorus she goes down and that's when the weeknd comes out)
2. Stargirl Interlude ft. The Weeknd (after she finishes singing her part she dances on the stripper pole like she did today while the Weeknd sings his part)
3. Jealous Girl (will be entirely choreographed with 10s of dancers, male and female, throughout the stage dancing like cheerleaders, during the bridge, after she sings the spelling part, she falls back where she'll be carried by some guys to the front while singing and during the last chorus there will be alot of acrobatics performed by the dancers, think literal cheerleading)
4. National anthem/I want it all (Mashup)
6.  Without You/Radio (Medley, at the end of Radio's bridge, There will be fireworks and confetti right at the beat drop)
7. Cherry 
8. She's Not Me (Long Intro, Alot of dancers, she sings the first verse without being on stage, then during the first chorus she comes out of the cake)

ACT II: Ave Maria Interlude + Outfit Change
9. Ultraviolence
10. West Coast
11. Brooklyn Baby ft. FJM
12. Let the Light In ft. FJM
13. Say Yes To Heaven/ Fine China (Medley)
14. Living Legend
15. Shades Of Cool/ Your Girl (Medley, Shades of cool guitar solo transitions into Your Girl's birdge with lana screaming then the chrous)
16. Bel Air (Will be performed alone without dancers on top of the balcony)

ACT III: Ride Monologue Interlude + Outfit Change
17. Ride
18. Summertime Sadness
19. The Blackest Day/ Arcadia / Y&B (Medly, Will be performed on the center of the cake that will have a platform that goes way up)
20. DYKTTUOB
21.COCC
22.Video Games ft. Billie
23. Ocean Eyes ft. Billie 
24. The Grants (Ends in a jazz outro with lana and the dancers all dancing on the stage and cake with fireworks like in this coachella performance but more "grand', think the great gatsby party scene)

ACT IV:  Wipe Out by The Surfaris Interlude + Outfit Change
25. Peppers ft. Tommy Genesis
26. St Tropez
27. Meet me in the pale moonlight OR Queen Of Disaster
28. Doin' Time ft. Sublime
29. FIILY
30. NFR / MAC (Mashup) 
31. Venice Bitch (Shortened, With elements of VB, the end will be instrumental like Hollywood Bowl performance with her exiting in motorcycles with the dancers)

So in The end It'll have:
Born to Die: 5
Paradise: 2
Ultraviolence: 4
Honeymoon: 1
LFL: 2
NFR: 5
COCC: 1
BB: 2
Ocean Blvd: 4
Other: 4
Unreleased: 7

Anyways, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

I don’t like guardian but a reviewer does need to be mean sometimes- they still gave her 2/5 so it wasn’t really that bad if that was their honest opinion- the only thing wrong with it is if their own personal judgements between them and Lana effected the reviewing but it wasn’t really nasty- just honest

I feel like she's circling back to her beginnings more and more with these live performances. 
 
 Like, next thing you know, she'll be singing Disco with just Blake on the guitar.

Radio
Off To The Races
Cola
Brooklyn Baby
Art Deco
Venice Bitch
The Greatest
Fuck It I Love You
Cinnamon Girl
Say Yes To Heaven
Queen Of Disaster
White Dress
A&W (full)
Peppers
Fishtail
Let The Light In
Taco Truck / Venice Bitch

These songs were waiting to be performed at Coachella, Lana babe

Radio
Off To The Races
Cola
Brooklyn Baby
Art Deco
Venice Bitch
The Greatest
Fuck It I Love You
Cinnamon Girl
Say Yes To Heaven
Queen Of Disaster
White Dress
A&W (full)
Peppers
Fishtail
Let The Light In
Taco Truck / Venice Bitch

These songs were waiting to be performed at Coachella, Lana babe

Radio
Off To The Races
Cola
Brooklyn Baby
Art Deco
Venice Bitch
The Greatest
Fuck It I Love You
Cinnamon Girl
Say Yes To Heaven
Queen Of Disaster
White Dress
A&W (full)
Peppers
Fishtail
Let The Light In
Taco Truck / Venice Bitch

These songs were waiting to be performed at Coachella, Lana babe

say yes to heaven isn’t a piano ballad, but your point still stands. 
 
I do wonder why she decided to start with such high energy and then immediately kill it. Even the trap beat Love verse before bartender was at least a little interesting. 

Radio
Off To The Races
Cola
Brooklyn Baby
Art Deco
Venice Bitch
The Greatest
Fuck It I Love You
Cinnamon Girl
Say Yes To Heaven
Queen Of Disaster
White Dress
A&W (full)
Peppers
Fishtail
Let The Light In
Taco Truck / Venice Bitch

These songs were waiting to be performed at Coachella, Lana babe

THOUGHT EXPIRIMENT - If she played Paris Texas or Say Yes to Heaven we would all think it’s iconic. I don’t think we’re sick of piano ballads, i think we’re just sick of the SAME piano ballads.

Radio
Off To The Races
Cola
Brooklyn Baby
Art Deco
Venice Bitch
The Greatest
Fuck It I Love You
Cinnamon Girl
Say Yes To Heaven
Queen Of Disaster
White Dress
A&W (full)
Peppers
Fishtail
Let The Light In
Taco Truck / Venice Bitch

These songs were waiting to be performed at Coachella, Lana babe

Radio
Off To The Races
Cola
Brooklyn Baby
Art Deco
Venice Bitch
The Greatest
Fuck It I Love You
Cinnamon Girl
Say Yes To Heaven
Queen Of Disaster
White Dress
A&W (full)
Peppers
Fishtail
Let The Light In
Taco Truck / Venice Bitch

These songs were waiting to be performed at Coachella, Lana babe

Radio
Off To The Races
Cola
Brooklyn Baby
Art Deco
Venice Bitch
The Greatest
Fuck It I Love You
Cinnamon Girl
Say Yes To Heaven
Queen Of Disaster
White Dress
A&W (full)
Peppers
Fishtail
Let The Light In
Taco Truck / Venice Bitch

These songs were waiting to be performed at Coachella, Lana babe

We need lanachella (plastisc guy's version) 
 
edit- not it auto correcting to plastic 😭 

We got edged last night at the beginning of the set with Without You & West Coast. Then it went to snoozeville. Don’t get me wrong i love Lanas ballads, but out of ALL the songs on NFR the 2 i would want to hear the least always get played  I still enjoyed the show however, it’s Coachella so i had zero expectations. Imagine performing to 250,000 POSER rich tiktok fans. I doubt anyone there would appreciate a deep cut Lana set.

I'm kinda confused, Lana clearly loves to have fun. She loves fun music, yet always chooses to sing slow songs and constantly think everyone hates her upbeat tracks...
 
I would understand if she only felt comfortable doing slower songs, but then again, there are many fan favorite ballads she pays dust. Is she that oblivious, or deliberately chooses to do the complete opposite of what the public wants?
 
There are so many easy songs she could do, but she chooses not to. She could rely on the backing track and not even be bothered to lift a finger, let the crowd sing and the band do their magic, but no...

Her setlist just keeps getting worse 💀💀💀

Her setlist just keeps getting worse 💀💀💀

no SYTH or radio was criminal 💔 but i have high hopes for LTLI next weekend 

As working with Turista has proven to be an utter pain in the ass, I have decided to modify it to match the actual font used for the artwork.
All the lower case Ys used on the cover have been customized. I have reconstructed and included all three of them. The font in general has been narrowed by 5%, so it's a little slimmer than Turista.
 

The width of the font for her name has been altered slightly on the cover. All letters except for the y are increased by 7%.
The y is a bit more complicated. I have attached a screenshot for easier understanding:

 
 

In addition to that, the target cover with the red font also uses a customized version of the font for her name. The letters have been taken from Futura ND Display and look very similar to Turista. I have modified them to match with the rest of the font and also added them als alternate options.
 
I have also included the full Maleo font family that is used for the subtitles.
 
ENJOY!
 
https://krakenfiles.com/view/SIfgxbySLm/file.html
 
 

As working with Turista has proven to be an utter pain in the ass, I have decided to modify it to match the actual font used for the artwork.
All the lower case Ys used on the cover have been customized. I have reconstructed and included all three of them. The font in general has been narrowed by 5%, so it's a little slimmer than Turista.
 

The width of the font for her name has been altered slightly on the cover. All letters except for the y are increased by 7%.
The y is a bit more complicated. I have attached a screenshot for easier understanding:

 
 

In addition to that, the target cover with the red font also uses a customized version of the font for her name. The letters have been taken from Futura ND Display and look very similar to Turista. I have modified them to match with the rest of the font and also added them als alternate options.
 
I have also included the full Maleo font family that is used for the subtitles.
 
ENJOY!
 
https://krakenfiles.com/view/SIfgxbySLm/file.html
 
 

Saw a thread on twitter praising her insta era while getting some traction and couldn’t help but think if that means the animosity against her is over, hopefully… 
 
As soon as people start to forget about the X Factor thing another lazy ass “news” YouTube channel upload another shitty video “exposing” her and the hate comes back… so tired 

Well to be completely real the unhinged criminal delusional tax fraud sex offender who told the January 6th capital rioters “we love you” is also a puppet 

So your choice is an unhinged criminal delusional tax fraud sex offender, or an unknown group of people operating in secret using a declining dementia patient as a puppet. God… America is in the trenches.