LOLOLANA

i imagine TJF to start out with some hillbilly guitar then turn into some weird psychedelic trap shit

we should go back to Arkansas  trade this body for the can of gin like a little peace of hea eh ven  no more candle in the wind 

Now she's promoting a personal trainer.
FULL OFFENCE, SIS: NOBODY CARES
She's just fucking with us
 

do you think it'll work 

hope is a dangerous thing for a clown like me to have - but i have to have it

She's gonna promote Costco cashiers and stock associates soon

i can't look at jet trails anymore without thinking "there's an album coming omg". what have you done to me lana

YOU SNORT IT LIKE A CHAMP

The meltdowns on the 5th Sep when she doesn't release anything omg the potential chaos that will bestow on this forum  

I dropped my phone today and now it has a huge ass crack across the entire screen. I'm unknowingly channeling her energy which means something is coming 

We needed a summary of the last 100 pages and a review of the general situation, that’s it 

Lana say something LANA do sth PLEASE LANA I- 

Does anyone here remember when she did a livestream during LFL era, when she was editing the booklet? When was that happening? I’m thinking June, but I’m not sure... The « 90 days » rule might be for the music for the physical press, then the rest (booklet and cover) can be a little later?!? I have no idea how this is done, honestly. 
anyways, I’m thinking the digital release first, then physical copies. And is there an artist, in 2020, that released a CD or vinyl the exact same day the album was out on streaming? 

i don't know how many times it has to be said: she can do an album cover shoot THE DAY BEFORE the album comes out, and it could still come out on time. look at charli xcx's latest album. she was still finishing songs DAYS before the album was released and it still came out. she's probably not opting for an immediate physical release. plus, we don't even know if she was shooting an album cover in the first place.  the only reason we have right now to stress is that the album is two weeks away and we've heard close to nothing from her and her team. however, if anything i take this as a good thing because if it was gonna knowingly be delayed, I'm almost positive we'd hear from them about it. with violet, the only reason we didn't hear about it being delayed till the last minute was because Chuck's shit got stolen, which was an unforseen event. she's coming and i have faith that it'll come when she said it would come.

Maybe seeing the huge critical acclaim of NFR which btw is still doing great on streaming (by her standard) even if it didn’t go #1, the label gave her the green light to what seems a vanity project (kinda like HM was) and they’re not aiming to commercial and chart success, so COCC will be released on digital format only and then physically... she seems to have a huge ascendent on her label, it wouldn’t surprise me if they had reached this sort of agreement  
+ in the current situation many artists are opting for a digital release

Announcement tomorrow and preorder on Saturday? Honeymoon cover and tracklist were revealed on a Friday with preorder the next day, if I’m not mistaken 
But maybe it was because they were already leaking on some french website, do I remember correctly?
Even tho at this point I’m guessing it’ll be out on the 4th of September with no preorder or promo whatsoever, maybe just an announcement a week before and a random billboard in the middle of the desert.

Or maybe they literally just went hiking that day at that location and no photoshoot was taken  We're playing clowns again...

Yup, two pics of her and her girlfriends hiking

watch absolutely nothing happen today

It makes sense. I mean we got the last acknowledgement of it two weeks ago? She has to give us some tidbit of something to keep us hooked. 
 
Lana is the equivalent of online dating / hookup apps: a random dick pic once in a while so she isn’t forgotten. 

Everyone says this all the time but I genuinely feel an announcement tomorrow. Maybe the tracklist and cover with a caption that says "Can't wait for my new record, Chemtrails Over the Country Club. Sep 5th." (golf cart emoji) @jackantonoff

For one of her poems maybe, I’d rather not for a song title.

Lana on the 4th: hey guys so i decided to split the album in 2 parts this time! part 1 will be available tomorrow and part 2 in 2023 :))))))

Lana posted a selfie so maybe she's going to post the cover and tracklist separately next so her feed is matching