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While we're waiting here's a daily reminder that her best song is still yet to come and it's Dance Till We Die which was called OUTSTANDING. 

OMGJSHLDJHLJDHW:OJD:LKMS"LD: WHAT IS HAPPENING??? WHAT DID I MISS?? @HighbytheSea
 

 
 

I think trolling us is what actually made her feel like a God

So how would you rank it in terms of her saddest songs ever?

pics!!! 

Will keep you all updated

the collective exhale when we saw the post had no caption lol

I'd be fine with that tbh.
 
 
There's.
Only.
Twenty-
one
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRS

 

It's either coming in 21 hours or the release plan has been changed. But stop the 30081919 countowns you clowns

I’m doing a run-through of Honeymoon while I work on a Sunday  and while I really like the song Freak there’s a part of it that really annoys me. She goes “let’s dance by the ocean ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah...” and the ah’s are such a wasted opportunity for a nice lyric. It’s like she came up with that at the eleventh hour and didn’t have anything better to write. Similar situation with West Coast’s “crazy y cubano como yo la la” like sis come on, you can do better 

I'm glad she left freak's bridge out, it sounds corny to me 
but I love the demo anyways

and where's the fun otherwise? the satisfaction you'll get when you hear the acronyms sung to your ears for the first time? the pleasure of finally every description, tease, subliminal message or hint clicking and making sense in your brain? that's fact bestie.

I beg to differ. I think everyone will be like "omg so that acronym is THAT" when they hear it for the first time and curse me out, which sounds fun.
It's not my problem there are no concrete news. Take it up with the managers and the lady herself.

whilst i do appreciate the info Eclipse gives us, I do have this small fantasy in my mind of how funny it would be if one day during a future era when he comes on to give us accronyms and picture puzzle teases, another brand new leaker pops up and just solves each and every one of the puzzles directly after he posts them, completely high-jacking the game
but in all seriousness i think it's super dumb for people to switch up and insult someone who has given us at least SOMETHING to do in the pre-release other than suggesting vinyl colors or posting non-lana songs that they hope the album sounds like, or talking about jack/NFR.
 
(also, i can assure everyone here that when I listen to white dress I won't remember a single acronym and look back at my "fond memories of decoding" seeing as in literally couldnt name a single letter from any of the ones he gave....the only thing ill remember is kings of leon, white stripes, and grass LOL)

Please don’t will that into existence 

Omg not some of y'all really hating on @Eclipse he skates on thin ice and the fbi must be monitoring him like 24/7. Be grateful! 

so what I’m hearing is there’s no confirmation 

He was rating a lot of upcoming albums as well as past works but you didn't hear it from me

Reminder, it was never confirmed to be released the 26th. Not a single person on Lana’s team even hinted at the 26th. One website said the 26th and that’s it 
 
remember that when the mood gets super sour and everyone starts attacking Lana/her team 

I have a strong feeling that White Dress will make me gain the arcane knowledge of playing games of levitation 

Okay I know this is going to sound joy killing to some but it's time to address it!
 
I know we're in in the middle of a very dry desert looking for info and releases, but filling the thread with no constructive conversation is spamming and actually annoying for those fans who check out this thread every few days to see some news or anything... and what do they encounter with? Hundreds of off-topic GIFs, lyrics (with nothing added to it), countdowns (okay, countdowns are fun! But why an entire page of the same countdown? ), etc. I don't mean this thread to be absolutely serious, that'd kill the fun, but let's take this thread like a tea party at a country club  Let's have fun but keep the discussion interesting!
 
Edit:
 
Also, by "constructive conversation" I don't mean discussing the only two songs we have 24/7. I know we don't have way too much to talk about. But be a bit more creative and thoughtful, and if you don't have anything to say regarding the album, take it to Random Lana Discussion  

Can’t wait for the moment we go from confusion to enlightenment after hearing the record 

wasn't White Dress supposed to be one of her saddest songs ever? but now the lyrics are similar to Venice Bitch? i dont get it

Come again
 
venice bitch isnt exactly a personal sad song
 
im confused 

Well...  Either way a career highlight I hope