Phenomena

Ngl I’m a little concerned about her. Not suggesting she’s suffering from mental health issues but her behavior is out of character and just weird imo. Idk maybe she’s fine but something bothers me about all this self-inflicted controversy.

this honestly really bothers me, they get the opportunity to meet lana del rey and have her signature in their book, but they just do it all for profit. i just think it's unfair, there's so many other fans who aren't able to attend these events, and they certainly won't be able to afford a book being sold for over 1k. but of course, it is their right to sell the book and that's their decision. 

BRB hexing some b*tches. Dis tew much. 

this sounds great but all of this requires effort and no not just from the people around her but also lana herself and that is something she very rarely served these past few eras (except for her art itself), some people have pointed that out quite a few times already that lana keeps behaving unprofessionally but a lot of her fans (and there’s plenty of those pseudo alternative-whatever u want to call them we-hate-taylor-swift-and-gaga-because-these-pop-stars-are-fake stans on here too) who kept praising lana for being lazy and half assed about almost every release in a good while because apparently that’s authenticity and “music not the bling”.
 
this goes hand in hand with people saying she needs a social media team and not manage it herself and that she needs to hire people around her comfort zone for things like touring and promo and yes we can see that lana does promote despite people saying she doesn’t, that pop-up shop she had was promo too or that little tour she did for lfl.. but the majority of it is always so badly planned and like effort that’s being directed into a dead-end alley that i don’t understand why she won’t put effort into things which .. would give her better promo than gifting her old clothes to the same group of people she sees at almost ever other LA-based event.
 
and well i won’t even go in depth about why the covid-party i mean the book signing wasn’t just a bad idea but catastrophic.
other than the writer you posted about taylor swift literally released an album and the entire campaign was run without her having to appear with fans anywhere and there were plenty of signed items that were shipped to indie stores without someone actively trying to group all of those people together in a small room at once. 
 
 
the fact that instead of a small quiet book roll out we got this mess after mess with the perfect timing of some major misstep happening right when people start(ed) to forget about the other shit she’s done this year is just the tip of the iceberg and ironically probably the best comedy for people like that one journalist she dm’d to fuck herself or other haters who have been coming for her for years, and all of this following the critically acclaimed and completely boring and uneventful NFR era.... a kii 

Seriously why can't she just be sensible
 
We, as a community, could come up with some great questions instead of the generic surface-level I-just-skimmed-the-book type o' shit most of the people at that signing asked, and we will never get the chance. 

Patti Smith literally signs hundreds of her poetry books inside bookstores when it's closed at night. This way there are no customers in the store as she's signing. The next day the book stores announces the sign books and puts them on sale. That's how it done. This keeps everyone safe while getting their signed copy from Patti. Patti then reads and answers questions on Instagram from fans like she would do at a book signing. How hard is that for Lana to do? 
 
 
 

Why does she keep setting herself up bring back Stella I know she would have prevented all of this

the way she hexed trump in 2017 when now she's basically a conservative middle aged karen- she's honestly becoming the very thing she seemingly used to be against and it's really sad for me to see  i miss when being a stan was fun, now it's legitimately tiring lol

i love her so much but she makes it so hard to stan her, someone tell her to put on a real mask 

in case anyone comes at her for this, i assume the signing will be similar to how restaurants work during the pandemic. but we don't know how its going to work, so lets not manifest a disaster....

i love her so much but she makes it so hard to stan her, someone tell her to put on a real mask 

I do and many other individuals

i love her so much but she makes it so hard to stan her, someone tell her to put on a real mask 

i love her so much but she makes it so hard to stan her, someone tell her to put on a real mask 

i love her so much but she makes it so hard to stan her, someone tell her to put on a real mask 

NOT THE MESH MASK GIRL WHY

Just came in here to say that I’m deeply disappointed in Lana for not wearing a proper mask.

i love her so much but she makes it so hard to stan her, someone tell her to put on a real mask 

Maybe there’s a clear layer of thin plastic or something in the mask?? Or something of the sort? Bc I’m sure the place she’s doing the signing at wouldn’t allow her to wear something that could get people sick 

how does she keep making things worse for herself
why did she wear this mask for NO reason she could have literally just sat at home or in her garden and sign these then get them ready to be send to B&N
 
not her not just wearing this thing (for no reason) again but then post about it and then save the livestream.
 
i’m just so confused at how nobody around her tells her to cut this bs? chuck, any of these 175 people she was having dinners with these past few weeks?

Before COVID hit, I was scheduled to temporarily move in for a few months with a friend in LA in April.. then of course COVID became a thing and that plan was thrown out the window. 
G-d, I really do hate LA, but I wish I was there right now skkkk.
Super envious of everyone who gets to go, and if anyone from LanaBoards ends up going, I can't wait to hear about the experience!
Please stay safe everyone!! x
 
(also this goes without saying since a lot of other fans are asking too, but if anyone wants to pick me up an extra signed copy for some cash HMU loool)

LA stans don't deserve so much special treatment
 
The pop-up shop during LFL, the ice-cream truck during NFR...
 

@claywatch