The Stargirl Pinky

We need an Oprah giveaway up in this bitch
 

We need an Oprah giveaway up in this bitch
 

We need an Oprah giveaway up in this bitch
 

We need an Oprah giveaway up in this bitch
 

We need an Oprah giveaway up in this bitch
 

Is that a honey suck it honeysuckle? 

Is that a honey suck it honeysuckle? 

Is that a honey suck it honeysuckle? 

Is that a honey suck it honeysuckle? 

Is that a honey suck it honeysuckle? 

Is that a honey suck it honeysuckle? 

Is that a honey suck it honeysuckle? 

I've got 47 unread DMs to Lana asking nicely to meet under the pines but the bitch ain't respond so ... what the faklana 

I've got 47 unread DMs to Lana asking nicely to meet under the pines but the bitch ain't respond so ... what the faklana 

Other fandoms: 1) artist announces the album 2) the album is released
Lipsters: 1)The release date is given by Lana 2) No other official statement follows from her, absolute silence for months 3) Delusions grow 4) Contacting managers 5)Stalking photographers, dancers, friends and relatives and believing hairstylists about some vague date 6)Contacting record stores and streaming platforms daminding the album 7)Still no official release date or pre-order 8) Pretending to be Lana so that we can get the masters of the album from the producer
Eventually the album is leaked via a cassete LQ recording 
Why is it always like that with us

Okay so i have emailed about 50 vinyl stores and one thing I've noticed is they all use really olden-days emails and some don't even have lana del rey listed. Also, found one of my local ones is selling this omg is this a real thing 

I've got 47 unread DMs to Lana asking nicely to meet under the pines but the bitch ain't respond so ... what the faklana 

I've got 47 unread DMs to Lana asking nicely to meet under the pines but the bitch ain't respond so ... what the faklana 

I've got 47 unread DMs to Lana asking nicely to meet under the pines but the bitch ain't respond so ... what the faklana 

I've got 47 unread DMs to Lana asking nicely to meet under the pines but the bitch ain't respond so ... what the faklana 

I've got 47 unread DMs to Lana asking nicely to meet under the pines but the bitch ain't respond so ... what the faklana 

I've got 47 unread DMs to Lana asking nicely to meet under the pines but the bitch ain't respond so ... what the faklana 

I've got 47 unread DMs to Lana asking nicely to meet under the pines but the bitch ain't respond so ... what the faklana 

I've got 47 unread DMs to Lana asking nicely to meet under the pines but the bitch ain't respond so ... what the faklana 

"Say hi to Hyper RPG"
"I can't I have no memory"
Lmao bitch what? Are you baked rn?