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Y'all... what if that's the lead single cover

and the name is Make Up For Hiking

Every mariah carey related manifestation results in a curse 

I can’t take this anymore omg I’m not even joking I’m about to snap 

Next thing we'll get is cringy hiking-stories and the album cover of our dear friend Dirks new single. 

tiktok lana stans are so misogynistic towards her and have the worst taste who cares what they think 

There’s a fake CNN article going around on Tiktok where she says “the word country is in the album title for a reason”, and the headline is “Lana’s Next Album to be Country” lmaooooo
also she’s getting dragged for it in the comments on Tiktok ppl think it’s real RIP 

I want another Tired of Singing the Blues, I need angry Lana 

is it bad that I want Ghetto Baby vibes. hip hooooooop 

Me too , which is why my first thought was that she means "make up for hiking" as in to make up for something instead of makeup
Make up for hiking up the price of Violet when it was meant to be $1?
I hope she doesn't mean make up as in ... after a break up

I like being insane, it's fun

imagine if she's hiking at yosemite, and aloha is a song title, maybe this is a hint  maybe it's a hint that yosemite will be on the album as well? im a reacher i love to reach

go take a shower sis, it's over. 

Another Instagram spree ? let's pray 

Of course they hate Lanaboreds; this site promotes Lana which is something they don't like doing
Ben, this is BOLLOCKS

The way ain’t nobody give a DAMN bout this man.. what is she trying out here ..

The way ain’t nobody give a DAMN bout this man.. what is she trying out here ..

She’s a witch. 

The day before she posted the NFR cover and tracklist she posted a boomerang selfie of her showing a necklace she made. 
 
Today she posted a selfie just as glamorous! Maybe she’ll reveal the cover and tracklist tomorrow and then the pre-order will go live on Friday, which would be exactly 2 weeks before the album comes out! 

aloha necklace... Hawaii album confirmed 

I have a theory! 
 
~It’s the day after the “question for the culture” video.. 
Ben: Lana! You said the title and the release date of the album? Wasn’t it supposed to be a surprise release? 
Lana: yeah I know I blew it 
Ben: so what we do now? Let’s drop a single and make a regular release calendar? 
Lana: no... let’s just keep it like it was supposed to be. I blew it dropping the title but I want the rest of it to be like we’ve planned! 
Ben: ok 

I can’t take this anymore omg I’m not even joking I’m about to snap 

Chuck is waiting for iPhone 12 to be released to shoot the album art, hence the delay. 

If Lana doesn't release the cover and tracklist in two days then I will ask the mods to ban you x

In your cock

In your cock

The way ain’t nobody give a DAMN bout this man.. what is she trying out here ..