ChelseaLeeArts

remember when someone made a phone call to a store or something to ask about cocc when we were still expecting it to get released on september 5th and uploaded the call to dbree 
this serbian guy situation is like a 2.0 version of that 

What do we think of that d*bree file with the password and then asking for money for the pw dbjandns dnsndnnsnd

the serbian guy right now

anyways, i saw 10+ chemtrails on my morning commute today and i was freaking out. i usually see like 2 so imma take it as a sign. 
 
 

if the album leaks at least we'll have some social media updates from lana calling us fuckers

we should stay close to jesus girlies. dont listen to leak. dont listen to leak. dont listen to leak. 

We've really waited almost 4 years to hear Yosemite in full
 

can she do anything... she does not give a fuck about this album n i dont blame her tbh, it was pretty much finished in 2019 (except for like 2 songs) and shes probably fed up with it she could at least pretend that shes excited

rn feels like an episode in a show where they just recap everything that happened and ur kinda annoyed bc u wanna just get to the finale. idk if anyone knows what i’m talking about but let’s look back 
 
-alex parliament threatening to send an email to the guy who masters lanas music and tell him we are ungrateful fans 
-bullying nicole nodland into deactivating her account 
-when roman dmed ed and he said the record wasn’t done. then users harassing roman insisting the screenshot was fake bc they counted the pixels
-keeping constant tabs on lanas nail color for some reason 
-that guy who put up a fake review in september and said the song “dolphin flower” was alright
-sheridan’s famous threat “3 days and 4 midnights” 
-shanice 
-seafoam nova
-sylvia.....
-when we all convinced ourselves the pic of lana wearing a mesh mask with a fan at rite aid was fake then a few weeks later she wore it again at her book event 
-jared sneaking in the thread every full moon to say lana sucks and he wants to marry jack
-when hasley herself invaded the thread with scat and no mod was in sight 
-when we all watched jimmy fallon live and gal gadot ate taco bell and ho hos. then when lana performed they spelt her name wrong
-also him holding up the lmlylaw cover on tv 
-finding every song title on shazam and even the iphone album cover 
 
i’m gonna end here but that was fun 

lana not posting bc she knows if she promoted cocc it would cause the collapse of the music industry  

this thread has known nothing but chaos since it’s birth 

You guys think that is easy to cancel a global release of a giant super star like lana. its not.

Lol wasn’t it on that site that LFL was supposed to be released on May 26? Not the most reliable source. 

Target says 19th
iTunes says 19th
Website says 19th
Ben said 19th 1 week ago
 
Let's breathe

exactly bestie, I mean, Sylvia... 

Behind the Iron Gates- Insides from an Institution will hit different then

She better not fucking delay this, cause I am SICK of Target placing a new hold on my card four times a week for the damn preorder 

I have just emailed and asked if they could put the album up for pre order hopefully something will happen 

bye. they won't do shxt unless told to by distributors.

even then snippets aren't available.

Qobuz. however, i think that's literally the only time they've ever done that. they went up with the pre-order, as where the album isn't on their site atm.

YUP 

I get that! I personally love LMLYLAW, and I love folk/country music so I get the personal taste coming into play here, but in terms of the excitement - I think these times are just weird in general and so everyone’s feeling a bit wonky about everything right now. I  wrote something on the last page about how we’re feeling and maybe Lana is feeling that right now too. I don’t want to put words in her mouth either, but I feel like she’s said in her own way, that, like all of us, she’s been affected by this pandemic. We know Lana is quite perceptive and really responds to her environment so maybe there are things that are affecting how she’s doing things in her life, namely navigating this album campaign. It probably feels a bit treacherous to do things when the public has tore you to shreds.
 
I understand everyone’s concerns and hopefully that passion and excitement is reinvigorated as we get closer to the 19th! <3

im going to cry can she post a photo of her on her story eating cheerios again i need it... preferably with a white dress release date 
 
but anyways i'm so excited and time is honestly going by very quickly for me, i think because my days are so chaotic anyways, but i'll be on break from classes next friday and i know the wait that week is going to be unbearable... but we should all smile and think about how we're getting an entire album soon

i haven't felt this excited in a long time. this album is EXACTLY what i needed during this past stressful year w covid.  idk how some of y'all aren't excited. i guess lack of promo plays a factor for some of you. idk. i care abut the music, the visuals and promo are just extra things to build hype.