Pretty Dull

idgaf ima give my data

✨ Lana is gonna take mine of you [steal our data] with herself ✨

read this too late oop… well if anyone were to dox me, it’ll be lana and i’m okay with that

lorde we blame you

giving away your data to Meta is much worse lmfao

i signed up with my number and real name so that when Lana calls me () she can say “hello is this psychedelic pussay?”

Me putting my real name bc I don’t care

I signed up just because of the slim chance that she will distribute early access codes for tour ticket sales.

why'd she eat this hard at 4:22pm on a sunday

Inb4 this turns into the new oceanblvd account

@Elle's impact omfg x

i need ALL of the lizzy grant  of course i am always obsessed with lizzy grant but i'm ESPECIALLY obsessed at the moment so anything lizzy grant is going to make me SO happy  I AM READY FOR THE MACBOOK IMOVIE GARAGEBAND 2008 YOUTUBE MYSPACE NEW JERSEY DAVID KAHNE MAYBE WE COULD GO TO CONEY ISLAND BLUE RIBBON SPARKLER TRAILER HEAVEN BONANZA LANA DEL REY GIVE IT TO MEEEEE

We are now closer to the AKA re-release than ever before and I'M HERE FOR IT

When she starts using sparkle jump rope queen as her name and the tiktok girlies don't get tickets because they dont know, she is a genius

Bill Clinton announced his 1992 run for President in Little Rock. 31 years later, Elizabeth Grant will announce the re-release of her first studio album, AKA, featuring never heard before songs in the same city; and launch her “Sparkle Jump Rope Queen Stadium Tour”
 
Both events changed the trajectory of the world 

me, waiting for queen of the gas station (official music video) to pop up in my subscription box 

imagine if it's a new website that's reminiscent of her old myspace pages with kitschy and campy glittery gifs and 2000s internet aesthetics hosting a bunch of her old lizzy grant songs and all of the old homemade music videos     

The fact that we’re currently living in a possible Lizzy Grant revival is insane 

The way I just gave my whole life story away to some random website…😭

Yes. GATEKEEP
(sorry I’m having panic attacks thinking about my next shows)

i love it when she remembers parts of her pre-fame career, like my heart melted when she counted AKA as her first record… 
like obviously she remembers everything then and definitely more than us but i love it when she confirms it, like SPARKLEJUMPROPEQUEEN

Lana at her second peak, probably doing a smaller venue tour? Oh getting tickets is gonna be a bloodbath. 

When it’s Sparkle Jump Rope Queen Hotline and select fans get to facetime her while she sings Axl Rose Husband a capella 

ok id love if she just sent us selphies through iMessage instead of posting on insta  that's some real gatekeepy shit and I love it

not her using sparkle jump rope queen again LMAOOOO it makes me wonder if she's gonna release music under that as a stage name or something. it'd be pretty iconic. just do all the unreleased on bandcamp or something like that