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The album is probably coming in 2029

good vibes to mr. Cat  good vibes. there was like, this story of someone's cat in London getting lost for over 10 years or something, only for the owner to have found them. sooner tho, sooner. 

Anyways, I transcribed the video in case anyone isn’t sure what she’s saying. ❤️ 

“Well, hello everybody! (laughter)
I am on the contained set of my first music video for the title track of my album ‘Chemtrails Over the Country Club,’ and I’m very excited about it. And before you even see this, you’ll hear another song called ‘Let Me Love You Like a Woman.’ And I just wanna let you know that I love the record, and I love you guys, and I can’t wait to see you soon... probably in 2030! (laughter) Just kidding! See you in 2029. But, in the meantime, the album’s coming out soon. ‘Violet Bent Backwards Over the Grass’ is coming out this month. And I know it’s been a super challenging time, and I just wanna let you know my prayers, my meditations are on all of us. So be safe, God bless, I love you, and I’m looking forward to finishing this up!”
 
***had issues with punctuation and sentence structure cause I’m kinda dumb. (Also, lana seems to start several sentences with conjugations.)

Also did anyone else notice that in that phone call (say yes to heaven?) posted on here to two record stores, in the second one the girl was looking it up and then was like “can you hold for a moment” after finding it and then said they don’t have a release date after she returned from hold? Maybe it had a note next to the release in the system and she had to check with a manager what to say?

Omg why did I even start to believe that when there was a spoiler in the post 

I honestly hear the lines from the fake leaked lyrics 

So being optimistic, my theory is that the album will come out on Saturday and that there won’t be any announcement or mention of it earlier. The pre-order will be for the physical copies that come out later.

The only thing that makes me less optimistic about this is that she did actually announce a date already, as well as saying it would be a surprise release. So it’s kinda hard to fully believe it’s going to be a surprise release, hence the radio silence, when she kinda already ruined that by giving a date. 

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Anyways logging off before @AFFA reminds everyone that I said I was going to bed numerous times in the thread x

Yeah I honestly think record stores wouldn’t have any idea what they’re talking about at the moment because I doubt there will be physical copies for a while 

Omg why did I even start to believe that when there was a spoiler in the post 

I blame @lanafuckingdelrey and @spencertmartin

Anyways logging off before @AFFA reminds everyone that I said I was going to bed numerous times in the thread x

Wait when did the caption have those details? I thought it was blank 

Also did anyone else notice that in that phone call (say yes to heaven?) posted on here to two record stores, in the second one the girl was looking it up and then was like “can you hold for a moment” after finding it and then said they don’t have a release date after she returned from hold? Maybe it had a note next to the release in the system and she had to check with a manager what to say?

Omg why did I even start to believe that when there was a spoiler in the post 

Unfortunately not. A German record store said it comes out on the 5th but that’s about it

The fact that we know nothing about the album is exciting but at the same time I miss the hype of having little pieces (at least some promo photos or something). It's weird she filmed that much and still nothing came out

Thank you for sharing this screenshot 

the meltdown if TJF was just a cute freestyle and she's only made that verse 

Omg why did I even start to believe that when there was a spoiler in the post 

Omg why did I even start to believe that when there was a spoiler in the post 

Omg why did I even start to believe that when there was a spoiler in the post 

Anyways logging off before @AFFA reminds everyone that I said I was going to bed numerous times in the thread x

Omg lol 
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