honeybadger

i really do love everything about her  i hope she has the happiest of birthdays

i really do love everything about her  i hope she has the happiest of birthdays

i really do love everything about her  i hope she has the happiest of birthdays

i really do love everything about her  i hope she has the happiest of birthdays

lana right now: 
 

 
lanaboards right now:
 

Tonight, Lana Del Rey is celebrating her 37th birthday with friends and family in Los Angeles, California.

 
 
 
Earlier in the day:
 

makes me wonder what these “woke” lana critics listen to, surely they can’t be just be listening to obscure underground musicians who get only 20 streams a month 

tiktokers have maggots for brains wbk. especially the ones who think themselves woke for seeing through 'commercial music', like no honey you're still holding your phone filming a fucking tiktok, obviously you're still a slave to the machine 

Lies and fairytales whore, you may think you can fool these other has beens around here but not me. A true insider would keep their message short, sweet and vague your first mistake and secondly I hope you had a nice trip to Joshua tree <3 but I really do miss our dear lost for life.I’m personally debunking you as an insider, you may be a kettle but you certainly don’t contain any tea.
xo

Hi babies! Just got back from a couple weeks tripping balls out in Joshua Tree. I feel like a new woman! 

Anyway, Elizabeth will not be revealing any news tonight. However, I can tell you that we will have an announcement shortly!! I know I promised deets weeks ago, the ayahuasca clearly had different plans for me. 
 
Can confirm our cult leader, Father John Misty, will be a feat. on Lana’s new album. 
 
Thank god pride is done soon, I can’t with these obtuse WeHo gays taking over the canyon. 

i wonder if she thought of the song when she saw that on the jacket, you would think she’d remember majority of the songs she’s recorded? even if they were outtakes?

it's so funny to me that any of you think lana will ever release something on a day that makes sense to release something how have we not learnt yet 

Nah we set ourselves up. 

don't worry guys she probably just hasn't woken up yet

Tommorows cheese?

Aged like milk huh 

I say 1 hour and 38 minutes
 

Did we check the source code
 

Her 37th song hit 100M Spotify streams on her 37th birthday... stars are aligning 

im so delusional in my mind a new song has already been released 

Is something actually happening u crazy whores

me telling myself she’s going to release a 13-minute psychedelic jazzy rock song with surf & electronic influences produced by mike dean & rick nowels when i know damn well it’ll probably just be another conversational 3-minute piano & acoustic guitar song produced by jack antonoff or drew erikson
 

stars align is giving major early lust for life energy…
 

me telling myself that insiders aren’t saying anything because they don’t want to spoil the surprise digital drop