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"Earthquake."
 
Me when I hear Fingertips for the first time
 

When we find out the article was written by Kintsugi 

“Lana is back and she’s cooler than ever 😍😍😍” — it was clever for like, 2 seconds on April 19, 2017, but then never again. 

Us: Lana pls drop a new single/a music video/ an album trailer for the love of god we're losing our minds 
Lana:
 

welcum to my island bitch 

Lana Del Rey x David Lynch when 

nobody lol, gurl

What on gods green earth are you saying 
 

Let The Light In - directed by David Lynch

The way I was gonna say Lana x Weyes Blood when but For Free's sitting there like

We should've had that collab for Wild at Heart 

kali uçiies is cute and all but aint no way better than CAROGOD and LANALLAH... bozo's taste is putrid sometimes but then i remember he also loves kpop shit so its no surprise

the downgrade from “masterpiece album” to not even the number 1 album of 2023 so far 

another mandela effect because i swearrrr there were already Dolby Atmos mixes of NFR, Chemtrails, and Blue Banisters on apple music and i remember listening to them but i just checked and they don’t exist  that makes three lana mandela effects i’ve had
1. the cinnamon girl outro used to be slightly different
2. white dress was a pre-release single
3. there were dolby atmos mixes for the last 3 albums

Album has been renamed to Nepotism

Hello My name is Skyla Ferrari-
Attention to all lanaboards users 
 
My album masochism is finished but I cannot release it….if you would like a copy please drop your bank card details below with your address and I will send you a copy promptly. 
 
Here’s a photo so proof it’s me…

Yeah, it's not adding up 
 
I know the charts don't really matter, but DYKTTATUOB was initially one of her most instantly successful songs in years...and they just let it flounder 

Tonia is MOTHER
 
The REAL bad girl
 

And I'm that account. Hello LB members I've slowly been infiltrating Lana boards leading up to my announcement that I'm going to be releasing Masochism-the-Re-up-re-imagined in Summer 2023. Physical copies being released outside capitol records in exchange for one protest sign each 
 
Edit: Just kidding I don't want a WP for this I am myself an not Sky 

And I think it might be @NTMT10 . They're constantly reading this thread and these two are their only posts on this site:
 

 

Jojo will never bring you down
You're hot, then she'll bring you water
She wears a flower crown
She is the people's daughter
She's holy, holy
Maria's prayer, the dragonslayer
She's fighting fire by the sea
 
We love Jojo