Escapology

I won’t be mad if it’s a fake tbh, I’m happy to wait 
people are getting too damn crafty

Not sure how I feel about listening to a BB leak from a possible vinyl rip  (even though it seems it’s fake). Norman was excruciating to listen to from the cassette rip, Chemtrails was a dream. Maybe I am strong by enough to resist the urge this time around 

Jenny handed me a beer

I almost forgot the album is coming out this month

That chorus is fucking stellar so I honestly kinda hope it does
 
I’m  still shook at Mariners having an impact on TikTok she’s an icon

I can see dealer trending on Tik tok  thanks to edgy teens 

because she prefers making hOneSt music with unknown country fads  
 
that being said i’d prefer for her to join katy in the bubbling under charts for the rest of eternity than having her collab with the stiff lady who constantly steals from her and bilbo the hobbit 

Best case scenario: Lana releases a more radio-friendly/accessible single when the album is officially released (Thunder would be a cool pick) + gets NFR-level (or close to it) critical acclaim. These could help secure some longevity + streams. If not, well, she could still debut in the top 3 / top 5 on the first week and stay there for a second consecutive week due to physicals being shipped a week later. 

Why can’t she just collab with Taylor or Billie and get those streams from their fans????

- her last #1 was 5 years ago
- the singles’ streams are beyond low
- there’s virtually no hype outside the fandom 
- the vinyls won’t be shipped on release day aka they won’t count as first week sales 
- lana isn’t even present to promote it nor talk about it
- most people barely know/care that she has an album dropping in two weeks 

it most certainly will not. we can be happy if it cracks top 3 

Here is the photo
 
 

it would make up for half the tracklist being leaked already 

Considering how Lana has spoken about BB (in terms of showing the this is what happened, this is what it was blah blah)
 
Do you think they album will have a variety of music types that eventually flow together? Or do you think they'll all sound pretty thematic across the board?

i think about a week or so until the album leaks. bookmark me 

it's RAINING IT'S A SIGN YES YES YES YES YES SKDLGSDKLGSLDKFSLFHSIFHSIOF
 
 

Ok her promo for Thunder in LA can stop this shit is actually scary 

Me rolling like thunder when I come crashing in 

just do it just do it dont wait
 

next single Thunder confirmed

"Father Facebook's dying, nobody's keeping score..."

there've been some thunder synapsing in the skies is that a sign ohmygod. ohmygod I am READY