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Hello, everyone! In celebration of Lana's Grammy nominations, I am here to present to you all 80 new emoticons that have been added to our library. This update includes 40 new Lanacons and 40 new Misc-cons.
When it came to choosing these, I selected from ones posted in the Smiley Requests thread, ones I see used in threads frequently, and ones that I thought would be fun to have. I know this update has been longggg overdue, so I hope the amount I added made up for the amount of time it took to get these all set for you! I hope you enjoy the new emoticons. If there were emoticons that you've been wanting added that didn't make it into this update, please be sure to post them in the request thread for me to consider for the next update! I promise I'll work harder to include new emoticons more frequently upon request.
Happy emoting! xx
 
New Lanacons
 
 
New Misc-cons
 
 

Lana Del Rey has been nominated for the 2024 Grammy Awards in 5 categories.
The awards ceremony will take place on February 4th, 2024 at the Crypto.com Arena in Los Angeles, California.

Her nominations include:
Album of the Year - Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd
Best Alternative Music Album - Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd
Song of the Year - A&W
Best Alternative Music Performance - A&W
Best Pop Duo/Group Performance - Candy Necklace
 

The full ARTPOP photoshoot by Inez and Vinoodh leaked as well! Some pretty interesting pics in there. 

I can listen to this from top to bottom no skips and I enjoy every minute of it.  Even Motorbike grew on me and I hated that the first time I listened.  Linger is definitely my favorite.  My only complaint is I wish most of the songs were longer.  Prove It, Church Outfit, Flicker, and the title track all feel WAY too short to me 

The Attic is my favourite, it sounds like a Grimes song, especially during the verses 

Finally listening to Zig in full, This is definitely her best album!

It's like a wave when it comes over me
The chemicals rage in my body
I bite my cheeks 'cause I don't want to talk
It's hard enough just to live with my thoughts
 

WHEN PATRIK SANDBERG TAKES OVER SKYFERREIRA.COM
AND WE GET A NEW WEBSITE
SKY'S STATEMENT IN A LETTER
ALONG WITH TOUR DATES, OFFICIAL MERCH (NTMT 10TH ANNIVERSARY REISSUE INCLUDED!!!)
AND PRE-SAVE LINK TO NEW MUSIC
 
 
MASOCHISM 2024!!!!

Really need a good old fashioned fake insider right now…. @TheDollClub
 
Or even better @Kintsugi come on back bb

Cool little momento someone sent me - on this day, she stopped into Sweny’s Pharmacy and left a note in their guestbook that reads “They said to say yes - But I did - and I don’t like how it turned out. Best of luck to those who live in the moment. Love, Elizabeth Woolridge Grant”
 

Jedi Training in Dagobah :

Trying to lift the blue Chevy Nova out of the swamp :

Outfakes :

"I used to be a great Jedi Master"
"Sure Yoda, let's get you to bed"

Artists are like small businesses. E.g. on their tours, they are employers for their dancers, background singers, instrumentalists, etc. That's why they have no choice but to play in front of large audiences and earn as much money as possible. They don't just do it for themselves or for their fans, but also for the people around them.

responding to this so late is pointless, but i remember listening to slayyyters album and thinking both the production and the way she sings certain songs sounds exactly like kim lmao. Like, miss belladonna? come on now 

silver cross (ag cook edit) in FLAC
from silver mystery cd, yoinked from the internet archive
https://krakenfiles.com/view/SPHuA1UmDX/file.html

paradise (ag cook special edit)
from pop crypt mystery cd, yoinked from the internet archive
the version included on the cd is reversed -> https://krakenfiles.com/view/obIrxtZInJ/file.html
heres the unreversed (normal) version -> https://krakenfiles.com/view/Yy3vF6OKAT/file.html

roll with me (dj warlord (ag cook) edit)
ripped from the pop crypt mystery cd, yoinked from the internet archive
https://krakenfiles.com/view/7d5nUV1FQq/file.html <- vbr mp3
https://krakenfiles.com/view/xH7owBmgEi/file.html <- flac

Did everyone try the chicken Melanie bobble-head perfume bottle ? I thought the chicken pink thing perfume was lovely !!

Looking back I think one of the main ways I discovered Lana was from one of those “Be Young. Be Dope. Be Proud” edits you’d find on tumblr circa 2013 like this one 

Did everyone try the chicken Melanie bobble-head perfume bottle ? I thought the chicken pink thing perfume was lovely !!

I did not expect to get so emotional. What a beautiful end to their journey together. Bravo, Paul and Ringo. Rest easy, John and George.
 
 

Love how we r just moving on from that....okay!

Lol'd at this lil Sky cameo under Azealias recent post on Instagram:
azealiabanksforever instagram IG post archive
October 26th, 2023
Sky Ferreira, Azealia Banks, like, Jeff Kwatinetz
 

No IG story about it
 
 

i was literally thinking exactly this, like how many times does she honestly think she can get away with some vague post about something coming soon... like obviously everyone in this thread is well aware that it's been a decade of manipulation at this point but the average casual sky ferreira fan is probably not really keeping such close tabs. for her to come out and say "10 whole years without that followup album i myself have personally promised you on numerous occasions" has the potential to disrupt the state of cognitive dissonance some people seem to be living in. don't forget was a historic false start and that was only last year so that's got to still be fresh in everyone's minds
 
she usually loves posting throwback stuff about her glory days so the fact that it's been radio silence about a decade of ntmt is extremely telling, i feel like she's got to be embarrassed

No IG story about it