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Lana just texted me and she said Lasso is back on 

@TheDollClub girl you know you can’t have more than one account??

I know a good psychiatrist in LA - your psych meds aren’t working #uneedanewcocktail

Y’all I met Lana in London, Mayfair, she told me that nikki fed her dirty crack thus Lasso and nikki colaborqtions are cancelled 

A new fake insider (who in a fresh creative twist speaks directly to Lana herself)oh the pre-release prophecy is moving right along. News is coming soon!🚀

I saw a store called Lasso today taking it as a sign we will be getting more info soon 

WE REACHED THE FAKE INSIDER CHECKPOINT HOLY SHIT WE'RE GETTING CLOSER TO RELEASE 

Waiting for @Sportscruiser to feed us with his lasso questions  

I just got off the phone with Lana and she told me the album is coming on September 13th, but it's actually called Laseaux. Sonically it's a mixture of Arkansas banjo, Milwaukee hiphop, and Beverly Hills housewives. Some of the songs are "Lily Pond Lane", "Shotgun Wedding", "I'm Afraid of Little Old You", and "Elon Musk (feat. Grimes).

i just had an 11 hour facetime with Lana and she revealed to me that her Lasso album title has been changed to "I Lasso Your Heart Out While I Listen To Surf Noir and Drink Spicy Vodka Pasta and Contemplate The Existence of Me Being", she also said that the album comes out with a 3 hour, David Lynch directed, feature film music video, featuring a scene of Lana eating a banana for seven minutes. There is also a Psychedelic Surf Trip Hop Taylor Swift Diss Track but you can only listen to it if you purchase both the Sea Foam Alt Indie Exclusive Vinyl and the Cream Latte Cowboy Juice UO Exclusive Vinyl at the same time on November 9th at 6:19 p.m.

Her best album tbh - probably an unpopular opinion 

my top 5:
1. THE GREATEST ()
2. BLUE (oh how I wish how the True Blue part was longer tho )
3. THE DINER
4. WILDFLOWER
5. SKINNY
 
 
tbh this album has almost been the only thing I've been playing for the last seven days. Well done, BIllie and Finneas!

Ajay loved it! She's fucking with it big time.
 
The only proof I need that the album slaps. 
 
 
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It has one 1+ million views, it's only a matter of time until Lana sees this brainrot reel in her feed 😭 seriously it's so dumb, I know this was a joke but what has the younger generation done lol
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6V8dkiPOLN/?igsh=MW8yYnMwY3AybWE5cw==
Also this comment 😭

she threw words together and hoped for the best

She should release more unreleased songs in an ep with say yes to heaven while making sure she's 100% happy with lasso

Oh geez, well, I mean what can I say now? What can I say now? I mean when I, when I gave Jack Antonoff his award, um, for best producer of the year, and I said, you know, in case, I said "Welcome Nashville to Hollywood and Hollywood welcome... Nashville because the music business has gone gawn country" and it went SILENT. Five thousand... people, DEAD silent, and then the next week, we had three major artists announce big country albums. So, where is Lasso going? I really have no idea now... you know what I mean??

I think at this point it's just better to wait and see what happens. I just hope Henry, Come on, isn't scrapped because I don't want another Roses Bloom for You moment.

Not sure if Lasso is still coming she looked surprised when he asked her about it🤣 It’s hard to know what she means but she didn’t really give a very reassuring answer about it. I think if it was still coming she would’ve sounded a bit more excited about it. She’s said her country album was “coming later” a few years ago at one of Nikki’s show maybe she changed her focus since collabing with Quavo. I think we’ll get the country album at some point but dunno when.

Lana after a few months if she scrapped lasso :

On behalf of this forum, can you please ask if she still considers a potential unreleased song album? People ask her about Lasso but never about that- meanwhile she’s playing Jealous Girl as her intro to Coachella and it leaves me confused. She obviously likes some of her unreleased, I think I speak for a lot of us when I say we have genuine curiosity if that is a possibility or if she’s decided to never release her unreleased. Please ask if you can 

idk if it was Lana's influence, but I just ordered a bimonthly philosophical magazine.