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Yeah aside from the fact that it's $8475234687394759137 and hideous, it's also not very practical. It's HUGE and she doesn't even tell the time anyway; she is always late af to everything
Do you think it's waterproof? I can imagine it filling up with water when she goes in her pool or smthn

She's actually very clever when it comes to earning as much money as she can, perhaps too clever. But what she earns from her shows, for example, is not for her alone. She's like a company, lots of people work for her, she has to pay a large staff.
 

Or will I get to that ten-year mark? Where I beat the extinction of telomeres?

it's not very reasonable, but if she likes it...

i love how active she is now!! phoenix is the cutest 

Its highkey ugly asf 😭 and how tf are you suppose to tell what time it is on that? Is it a watch or a modern art piece? I have the most precise watch of all time on me. It’s called a phone.
 
Good for her tho 😭

I knows she’s rich but I forget that she’s RICH

she knows she's that bitch in this  

I think this is a celebrity influencer deal and the sticker price of the watch is really overpriced, compared to Rolex and other similar luxury brands
 
I say this because Jacob & Co was also the watch brand Rihanna wore at her Super Bowl halftime show

The gag when it has big cracks in it within two weeks just like her phones

My hands look like this: 

So her hands can look like this: 

she’s so so so pretty  i just know lasso aesthetic is gonna be so gorgeous

after all those festival merch sales at the sketchy warehouse 
 

when her collab with quavo has the line ‘400k on my wrist, me and my man just kissed’ 

how does she just not age 

You thought I was rich and I am and it's exactly how you think
I buy $400k watches adorned with butterflies and flowers
And I was gifted 10 motorcycles from Wally
When you don't call I take my phone to the picnic table
And type an Instagram post about how you fucked up my Coachella preparations
And left me with only 37 days to prepare
And Emily fucking killed it with grace

Lana. “You thought I was rich and I am but not how you think” 
The watch: hold my beer

I was srsly eyeing that photo and thinking of possible edits

She’s posing like she’s the pink power ranger or something, gay chronos queen

Omg the watch is gorgeous and so her. Also the 2012 vibes are taking me all the way back - truly an iconic self referential moment she’s having right now. 
 

 

It seems to be some sort of advertisement/campaign tbh. Or influencer thing. The mutual posting and whatnot all at the same time 

https://www.instagram.com/p/C6M52XtLdo4/
 
https://www.gq.com/story/lana-del-rey-jacob-co-fleurs-de-jardin
 

She did just get that Coachella check…

oh she's rich rich! she bought herself lots of diamondss