Lightning Moonbeam

Shut the fuck up
 
 

filling out this form. realizing i'm a @Surf Noir stan 

I know some of you have cast your votes already, and that’s all good and fun, but I feel a message from the heavenly realms, the vast skies and galaxies above, descending onto the earth, into my brain and coming out my mouf, amen. The message proclaims that Miss @honeybadger shall be the recipient of the best new lipster award. Now I know you know the badger and I are fellow baddies, and whilst that may be true, don’t take it from me - listen to these other testimonies:


 
See? Who could argue with Miss Hazel London? And what’s more, reflect on the joys of this year with miss badgers National Geographic-esuqe contributions to the gif community, including (but not limited to) highlights such as boar gate 
 


Let the people rejoice at Miss Honeybadger’s uniquely caring persona, defying the stereotypes of her kind that judgmentally, boisterously, insensitively believe, “honeybadger doesn’t give a shit.” Rather, her kind personality and generous (dare I say philanthropic) benefactions to the Lanaboards gorls have been nothing short of exemplary. So I’d like us all to raise a glass…to the honeybadger!
 

Not @LanasLeftCheekFiller being nominated in both best/worst username 
That's legend behaviour if you ask me 

OMG ALL OF MY NOMINATIONS! i will have to start my official campaign!  THANK YOU SO MUCH IN THE MEANTIME!   

Wait a minute LIPSTER OF THE YEAR?? HOW DID I MISS THAT?? I'm in my not being able to read era. But seriously, that's so cool, thanks so so much, love ya all  I wanna give a quick shoutout to all my LB besties and make it known that they all deserve to sweep <3
 
Anyways, I've got my votes submitted. Looking through all of the categories was like a trip down memory lane (I cracked up when I got to the thread of the year and drama of the year categories, we went through so much in 2021 lol)

Submitted 
Haven't been on here for long, but all ik for sure is 70 pages in 24 hours pls, Thread of the Year deserved: 
As well as nicest members @COCC @Super Movie @Surf Noir @DCooper @Alison by Slowdive 
If I Die Young (On & On & On) for leak of the year 

Honestly? Nothing. And not in a bad way. I really wouldn't mind if she just took a year to rest and spend time with her family/animals, she deserves it. She put out two albums in one year this year. However, since I'm pretty sure she does plan to start something new next year, I'm just excited about whatever music we get from her and finding out what DNC means

I don't really expect this but please God let us have a rock song... just 1 

all of us muting lustforlife will bring world peace

I think the dead giveaway of what ldr9 might sound like is Lana's appearance in the last few months, we know she always embodies the aesthetic of her art around the time it's being made like most obviously UV with the eyeliner, leather jackets and jeans, LFL with her "baddie" looks and when she got into country the cowboy boots were on I mean.......i just feel like all signs point to ldr9 being sexy hot fly and beautiful

i kinda wanna hope you're wrong because of the wanting a radical change... but you're probably right (and that's fine) 

I think L4L doesn't belong to any "trio" simply because L4L serves as a "bridge" between "BTD-UV-HM" & "NFR-COCC-BB" .
As Lana said in the "monologue" (Lust for Life album trailer) - "Amidst all the uncertainty, and as we transition out of one era into another one..." i dont think she only referred to her then "new era" Lust for Life. Thus it's more than that: "Lust for Life" is no doubt an era that connects between the two trilogies, while the album discussed about her past relationships with her lovers in a new manner & the idea of "fortune & fame", how her mindset of "being in love" has evolved, her future hopes, her social commentary & "a celebration of life" for her fans - It's like this record reflected who she is, a spiritual ritual of her to letting go of her old self & embracing the new woman she had then become, a perfect intermission between 2 trilogies.
Notice how she started the album with songs like Love / 13 Beaches - with the traditional "Del Rey" sounds, and then ended the album with something so fresh like "Get Free"? The genius is also the way "Get Free" ends with seagulls & ocean waves sounds, which symbolises her standing in front of the ocean, ready to "get free" to the sea & the sky, somehow led to the beginning of the NFR era - the first record of the new "trilogy" - the era that she emerged surf culture into her music for the first time & the album artwork was her literally sailing in the middle of the ocean.
 
Thus, LDR9 might be the "bridge" just like L4L, between this trilogy and the "new one", which is LDR10 i suppose.
 
 
 

me in my room dancing to sandinmycoochieandmycoochieinthesand in the middle of a blizzard
 

lana's going to release a rock candy, beaches that are sandy, summer banger... in the middle of winter  

With both our insiders spilling about the new music/direction (and BOZ saying we weren’t really going to have to wait that long for new music) I don’t think a January/February release is unrealistic 

Since nobody mentioned it, @111 spilled on ATRL last night and said Lana is entering a new trinity (BTD-UV-HM/ NFR-COTCC-BB) with this new album 
 
edit: “she is definitely going in a different direction and will probably start a new chapter of trinity lasting for a couple of years” is the quote 

OMG LANA’S SYNTHWAVE ELEKTRONIKA 80S HYPERPOP BALLADESQUE NEW AGE GOSPEL SURF ROCK RAGGAE ERA IS HERE QUAKING BUSSY  
 

honestly i don't want anything specific for this album like i have no desires or wishes for it at all... in a good way  i'm excited to see what she does next

*January 1st*
Arcadialovesong2022 has entered the boards

let's get you to bed, grandma

on & on rework is coming

Just listened to Thunder.... unreal what a Christmas treat. Can't wait to experience the full tracklist end to end.  
If you don't win Best Audio Artist 

Just listened to Thunder.... unreal what a Christmas treat. Can't wait to experience the full tracklist end to end.  
If you don't win Best Audio Artist